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i had a marvellous time ruining everything
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POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Woohoo only ten minutes into episode one of The Summer I Turned Pretty, and my team is winning! (Team Therapy)
July 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Anyone else keep getting jumpscared by Cam Cameron in movies lately? #tsitp
July 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
At work today and accidentally left my meds at home. I can’t believe I used to live like this all the time, I can’t focus on anything at all.
July 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I never got into the whole “romance lit covers look like kids books” because as a parent, you should be checking what your kid is reading anyway.

But I’m obsessed with the fact that the paperbacks of Hannah Grace’s books got so much of this, so they went with… storybook style for the hardcovers???
June 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’ve time traveled four months forward in animal crossing, day by day, and Marina still won’t move from my island. Every day she mocks me.
June 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel
June 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don’t think it’s talked about that in Bones, the main characters are called Temperance and Seeley. What the fuck kind of names are they?
June 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.

I'm so angry.
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m on dex for ADHD. Literally the moment I have coffee my heart rate goes over 100 and stays there, and my jaw starts clenching.

But no coffee me = exhausted brain. Dex doesn’t fix that.

😭😭
June 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Frodo oh no
May 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I am SO GLAD people asked.
May 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I enjoy watching Bones but with every rewatch I just can’t understand why they write Brennan to be so completely unaware of how to be human. Anthropologists study society, you’re telling me she doesn’t understand her own?
May 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Sesame Street is so unhinged for having a vampire be the numbers guy. Like to have a Count…

…ohhhhhhh….
May 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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5 years ago: “An incalculable loss”

Today: Banning masks and restricting vaccine access
May 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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If their assets go for auction after bankruptcy you could have it all, their empire of yurt
May 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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May 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
May 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it
May 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Today’s style aim was “dress in a way that keeps the Trumpet of Patriots, One Nation and Liberal how-to-vote campaigners from bothering to approach me” and I’m pleased to share it worked!
May 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Look, for over a year, one brave Cassandra was warning you that massive tariffs were coming and that they’d wreak havoc on the economy. But no one listened to Donald Trump.
April 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It’s my favourite movie so I let it get away with a lot, but the fact that Meg Ryan’s character in You’ve Got Mail is all “independent business is so important, no heartless big businesses!” But still gets her coffees from Starbucks?? Girl
April 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM