Chicago Area Cryptid of Sexiness
firesfletcher.bsky.social
Chicago Area Cryptid of Sexiness
@firesfletcher.bsky.social
Noivern, 18+ probably, 20 y/o
Expect a shit ton of posting about video games like GBF, Xeno, Pokemon, and FFXIV
They/Them, EN/FR
I do art a lot but you gotta DM for the account

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I know it's illegal for medicine commercials to air in other countries, sp I genuinely wonder what non-Americans would think if I showed them ads for moderate to eczema or severe plaque psoriasis/depression/whatever medicine
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I HAVE TO GRIND WEAPON SHARDS FOR FO
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's funny how Mihoyo fans want a FGO story and then get it but if it had 300 more lines of dialogue than it needed and also it sucks and they had Nasu write nothing but the Black Barrel scene from Olympus for an hour
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Mannnn I need more commissions or else I'm not getting a new tablet in time and that shit scares me like crazy because my tablet cord is already breaking again and I don't wanna pay $40 for a new one like what do I even do at that point
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Inside Joke is the ZUTOMAYO song that implanted itself into my brain the most tbh
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I hate that people take "missing social cues" to mean "oh you take phrases literally" as if you can't know what phrases mean and still fuck up socializing
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"Well we have a lot of anecdotal evidence!" You have 20 reddit comments saying they also had bad luck holy confirmation bias
Nothing makes me feel good about my reading comprehension skills like the Pokemon TCG Pocket subreddits because those people can't read
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Tfw your fetish is easily used as a metaphor so now you're just like damn
The Writer's Not At All Disguised Fetishes Which Still Carry Meaningful Societal Commentary And Reflect Deeper Personal Values Somehow
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Nothing makes me feel good about my reading comprehension skills like the Pokemon TCG Pocket subreddits because those people can't read
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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celty
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Yippee!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I love how this was made in just a few weeks because you can see a lot of funny inconsistencies and errors, especially in the crowd shots at the start. Milhouse's hair being black is funny, but what's funnier is Sherry and Terry having different skin tones and the one in the front row changing it
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I found a reliable 20 minute FA for nm250 so I've been grinding like crazy today
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Honors are inching up so slowly this GW lmao
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Snork mimj
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Damn okay
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
My sister turned on the lights after I couldn't get any sleep and went "oh honey you have to wake up" and I threw a pillow on the ground in front of her and yelled like crazy because I LITERALLY COULD NOT SLEEP LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
My brother decided today of all days would be the day where he works from home so he kicked me out of the room when I FINALLY had fallen asleep and now I'm trying to sleep in the living room on the couch where my back hurts from having to scrunch into a ball to sleep on
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My brother decided today of all days would be the day where he works from home so he kicked me out of the room when I FINALLY had fallen asleep and now I'm trying to sleep in the living room on the couch where my back hurts from having to scrunch into a ball to sleep on
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Kami:
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM