Chicago Area Cryptid of Sexiness
firesfletcher.bsky.social
Chicago Area Cryptid of Sexiness
@firesfletcher.bsky.social
Noivern, 18+ probably, 20 y/o
Expect a shit ton of posting about video games like GBF, Xeno, Pokemon, and FFXIV
They/Them, EN/FR
I do art a lot but you gotta DM for the account

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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Kami
December 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
talking to blorbo accounts for over 50% of AI use

openrouter.ai/state-of-ai
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"I just got this game, any tips?" posts are so annoying because why don't you just start the game and see what you struggle with lmao

The only games where those tips actually matter are live service or archaic games that desperately need it
December 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think it's funny how I immediately recognized the FNAF 3 night 2 phone call dialogue in the mid credits scene of the FNAF 2 movie

Like damn bro I need to be put down
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Mega Rayquaza fucked me up
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
So like... have we stopped to consider if Alolans are just dumbasses and horrible at using mega evolved pokemon?
December 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Box of Blessings makes me so upset because they have an amazing premise that's ruined by the writer having the brain of a teenager who has only read shonen manga about guys saying how good of a friend their friends are
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Brother bought a computer like three weeks before having to move and we don't even have a desk for him to set it up at
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It spawns in the Magenta sector which is kinda sad considering that it's referenced in the Jaune sector in XY </3
WAITTTT IS ZA GONNA EXPLAIN THE HEATRAN THING IN XY WAITTTTT PLEASE
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Ultimately I think FNAF 2's best scene is the beginning. Like genuinely, that scene is haunting, or as haunting as a cheap movie based on kids horror can be
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
WAITTTT IS ZA GONNA EXPLAIN THE HEATRAN THING IN XY WAITTTTT PLEASE
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
It's so funny though how it's setting up FNAF 3 as an EthGoesBoom SFM animation from 2015 lmao
The FNAF 2 movie isn't nearly as bad as people say it is, and I'm not saying this in an "it's for the fans" way but in an "it's a 5 or 6/10 movie" way
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not gonna reply to every comment because tired but thank you guys for the wishes :)
December 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The FNAF 2 movie isn't nearly as bad as people say it is, and I'm not saying this in an "it's for the fans" way but in an "it's a 5 or 6/10 movie" way
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That time my siblings and I opened our neighbor's mailbox on the way home from the bus stop as kids and found drugs in it and then realized that reporting it was bad because we looked inside someone's mailbox and we never talked about it again
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
On my birthday????
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
21 years old... I can legally drink and buy weed now
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
BIRTHDAY GRAAAAAAHHHHHH
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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More Zelda movie set leaks from New Zealand
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Raichu lesbians...
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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enough ganon for today

#ganondorf #ganon #zelda
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM