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*STATICALLY LINKS UR LIBRARIES MAKING U BIG AND ROUND*
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*STATICALLY LINKS UR LIBRARIES MAKING U BIG AND ROUND*
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started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
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due to dysphoria i only play games where I can play as a girl or a kirby. Gordon Freeman is a type of Kirby. Master Chief is a type of girl.
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
due to dysphoria i only play games where I can play as a girl or a kirby. Gordon Freeman is a type of Kirby. Master Chief is a type of girl.
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Jeffo updated the attachments system and someone uploaded 45Tb of the goatman straight to the DB and flatlined everything. It’s the way we would have all wanted to go.
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Jeffo updated the attachments system and someone uploaded 45Tb of the goatman straight to the DB and flatlined everything. It’s the way we would have all wanted to go.
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Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
THE MEME IS REAL
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got my performance review.
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![On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"
I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreihsmjuml7n6odhpqrf553ysc6v7k23lrbxcwlgoylnxalahojrmgy@jpeg)
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just scored a roll of squirts from the us mint #coincollecting
September 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
just scored a roll of squirts from the us mint #coincollecting
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🦦 Be aware.
PSA: A sea otter shell-ebration is sweeping social media next week! Text📲OTTERMEDIA to 54159 to opt into Aquarium texts and stay hip to the coolest sea otter content all week long.
PSA: A sea otter shell-ebration is sweeping social media next week! Text📲OTTERMEDIA to 54159 to opt into Aquarium texts and stay hip to the coolest sea otter content all week long.
September 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
🦦 Be aware.
PSA: A sea otter shell-ebration is sweeping social media next week! Text📲OTTERMEDIA to 54159 to opt into Aquarium texts and stay hip to the coolest sea otter content all week long.
PSA: A sea otter shell-ebration is sweeping social media next week! Text📲OTTERMEDIA to 54159 to opt into Aquarium texts and stay hip to the coolest sea otter content all week long.
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congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment
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recent cruelty squad reviews lmao
September 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
recent cruelty squad reviews lmao
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
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I wanted to prank Shaun so I said “There’s a full moon outside!” from the other room, I turned around with my ass out to see if he had walked in the room yet and he had shuffled in backwards with his trousers down as well without even seeing me, so we were just mooning each other in silence.
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I wanted to prank Shaun so I said “There’s a full moon outside!” from the other room, I turned around with my ass out to see if he had walked in the room yet and he had shuffled in backwards with his trousers down as well without even seeing me, so we were just mooning each other in silence.