Jake The Human
@fakeninja.bsky.social
Faff about and find out (He/him)
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Make sure to do a session zero to help your players create a well-rounded party of distrustful, chaotic neutral loners who have no interest in cooperating with their party or engaging with the shared fantasy world beyond the parts of it that are in their backstory.
What's your ONE tip for a new DM/GM?
*wrong answers only*
*wrong answers only*
a man with his arms crossed and the words well that 's the worst idea i 've ever heard
Alt: a man with his arms crossed and the words well that 's the worst idea i 've ever heard
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Make sure to do a session zero to help your players create a well-rounded party of distrustful, chaotic neutral loners who have no interest in cooperating with their party or engaging with the shared fantasy world beyond the parts of it that are in their backstory.
Is QAnon still a thing? Like, it seems like all of this Epstein coverup stuff should probably be making the people who fell for the QAnon thing upset.
But like, you really don’t hear about the QAnon people anymore.
But like, you really don’t hear about the QAnon people anymore.
January 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Is QAnon still a thing? Like, it seems like all of this Epstein coverup stuff should probably be making the people who fell for the QAnon thing upset.
But like, you really don’t hear about the QAnon people anymore.
But like, you really don’t hear about the QAnon people anymore.
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Feeling the this tonight/always via @guante.info:
“Tend to your grief like a garden,
tend to your grief like a fire”
“Tend to your grief like a garden,
tend to your grief like a fire”
January 30, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Feeling the this tonight/always via @guante.info:
“Tend to your grief like a garden,
tend to your grief like a fire”
“Tend to your grief like a garden,
tend to your grief like a fire”
Y’all, I am CHOMPING at the bit to compare the box office gross of the melania movie to the box office gross for Stonewall (2015)
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Y’all, I am CHOMPING at the bit to compare the box office gross of the melania movie to the box office gross for Stonewall (2015)
Shout out to Pokémon TGC Pocket for daring to ask the question “what if the Pokémon Trading Card Game was Good Actually
January 29, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Shout out to Pokémon TGC Pocket for daring to ask the question “what if the Pokémon Trading Card Game was Good Actually
Netflix over here posting hole.
These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Netflix over here posting hole.
The kids are gonna be alright, but damn is it exhausting getting them there.
January 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The kids are gonna be alright, but damn is it exhausting getting them there.
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Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis
January 26, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis
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It is not your duty to finish the work, but neither are you free to abandon it
It can be a hard pill to swallow but you have to accept that while you will prevail in this struggle, you may not be there to witness it.
Nonviolence is, in fact, working. This administration is weaker than it was a year ago. More and more of the public is becoming galvanized against it; its agents are being impeded.
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
It is not your duty to finish the work, but neither are you free to abandon it
hello friend i heard you had a rough day would you like to eat AN ENTIRE SLEEVE OF THIN MINTS? you will definitely not regret eating AN ENTIRE SLEEVE OF THIN MINTS
January 21, 2026 at 1:36 AM
hello friend i heard you had a rough day would you like to eat AN ENTIRE SLEEVE OF THIN MINTS? you will definitely not regret eating AN ENTIRE SLEEVE OF THIN MINTS
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I’m years late on this, but Nimona is a perfect movie, and I haven’t seen anything that has been such Expressly My Shit since Scott Pilgrim
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I’m years late on this, but Nimona is a perfect movie, and I haven’t seen anything that has been such Expressly My Shit since Scott Pilgrim
Me, booting up my Switch:
January 17, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Me, booting up my Switch:
You merely adopted the ice. Minnesotans were born in it. Molded by it.
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
You merely adopted the ice. Minnesotans were born in it. Molded by it.
Look at fuckin’ president participation trophy over here, amirite?
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Look at fuckin’ president participation trophy over here, amirite?
Tired: “Don’t speak ill of the dead.”
Wired: “Don’t be a dick while you’re alive.”
Wired: “Don’t be a dick while you’re alive.”
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Tired: “Don’t speak ill of the dead.”
Wired: “Don’t be a dick while you’re alive.”
Wired: “Don’t be a dick while you’re alive.”
Everyone says “you should play Animal Well, it’s really good” but no one says “Jake, Animal Well is kinda a spooky one and sometimes there will be a Hellish Beast”
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Everyone says “you should play Animal Well, it’s really good” but no one says “Jake, Animal Well is kinda a spooky one and sometimes there will be a Hellish Beast”
Squngebob Sparepants
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Squngebob Sparepants
“Girl math” revealed, in fact, to be the kind of math that capitalists have trained all people to use so that they spend more, and then everyone decided to blame women instead of capitalists
January 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
“Girl math” revealed, in fact, to be the kind of math that capitalists have trained all people to use so that they spend more, and then everyone decided to blame women instead of capitalists
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Pronouncing the name of the pokémon Buneary the same way that you pronounce “funerary”
January 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Pronouncing the name of the pokémon Buneary the same way that you pronounce “funerary”
The degree to which the current administration is not just comfortable but gleeful about stopping the flow of taxpayer dollars to… the taxpayers they don’t like is just bahooties to me.
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
The degree to which the current administration is not just comfortable but gleeful about stopping the flow of taxpayer dollars to… the taxpayers they don’t like is just bahooties to me.
For mental health reasons I don’t think I can watch the newly released video, but does anyone know where there’s a good description of exactly what happens?
I can’t watch a person get murdered but I’m also struggling with the discussion about it without knowing what everyone saw
I can’t watch a person get murdered but I’m also struggling with the discussion about it without knowing what everyone saw
January 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
For mental health reasons I don’t think I can watch the newly released video, but does anyone know where there’s a good description of exactly what happens?
I can’t watch a person get murdered but I’m also struggling with the discussion about it without knowing what everyone saw
I can’t watch a person get murdered but I’m also struggling with the discussion about it without knowing what everyone saw