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Coys & dogs.
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typo in the first line really makes this transcendent
January 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Me watching spurs tomorrow after we go down 1 nil
sick of the bullshit
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Bye Ben, thanks for the memories.
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Who’s gonna tag Levy in to fire Frank at half time
January 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I liked xavi tell kolo to not press and drop deeper. Yes, let them easily have possession in our half and drop 9 people within 6 yards of the box.
January 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Me watching spurs tomorrow after we go down 1 nil
sick of the bullshit
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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sick of the bullshit
January 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Solanke, alive?
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Lol
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Lane Kiffin is 1 win + 3 minutes away from the most embarrassing championship ring in the history of American sports
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Brooks fouled him also btw
January 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
My favorite part of the half was porro throw ins, is it time wasting or does nobody know to show for the ball so he has any options at all
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Poor hammers, what’s the largest championship home stadium ever
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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The Billboard Modern Rock tracks from 30 years ago

Jesus Christ
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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CHECK OUT OUR SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES! TELL YOU FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MONSTER INSIDE YOU THAT WILL NEVER BE SLAIN
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I’m ok with long balls to richy, but only if we have 2/3 guys around him. Only game I recall we get any support to win the second balls. Or at least prevent them from having easy possession around midfield with no players to press.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Davies!
January 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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It’s raining plush jars of mayo from the upper deck.
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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I am in no state to resolve anything. Someone should be resolving me.
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Can we get the Hoosiers coach to move to spurs after they win the title. Don’t care if he knows nothing about the sport.
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I now get what is happening to Tottenham.
me: allow me to be a frank with you

you: ok but don't you mean 'be fran-'

me: [is suddenly a hotdog]

you: [is suddenly a hotdog]
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM