EvilNed
@evilned.bsky.social
Soccer, craft cocktails, and my wife's phat ass. I enjoy the finer things in life. #EBFG
Sofia, once again being cute as hell.
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Sofia, once again being cute as hell.
I'm not saying the we are headed for a second great depression but I am getting way too many invites to Great Gastby/Prohibition themed Christmas parties for it to be a coincidence.
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm not saying the we are headed for a second great depression but I am getting way too many invites to Great Gastby/Prohibition themed Christmas parties for it to be a coincidence.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Nine Inch Nails
Wilco
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Bob Childers
The Flaming Lips
Nine Inch Nails
Wilco
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Bob Childers
The Flaming Lips
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Nine Inch Nails
Wilco
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Bob Childers
The Flaming Lips
Nine Inch Nails
Wilco
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Bob Childers
The Flaming Lips
This. Bought a side of beef from a rancher friend from high school and the meat is amazing. Bonus, the rancher isn’t using the money to try and kill us.
beef steak, roasts, brisket, and ribs are still under $8/lb if you buy from a local farmer. cut out the middleman, pay the people who grow your food
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This. Bought a side of beef from a rancher friend from high school and the meat is amazing. Bonus, the rancher isn’t using the money to try and kill us.
From now on I will just refer to him as the Mango Lemon Party.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
From now on I will just refer to him as the Mango Lemon Party.
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I think it's pretty clear, Zohran Mamdani won the NYC Mayoral Election because he's a Sounders fan.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I think it's pretty clear, Zohran Mamdani won the NYC Mayoral Election because he's a Sounders fan.
Me and the wife got a nice photo of us out for coffee yesterday. I married well.
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me and the wife got a nice photo of us out for coffee yesterday. I married well.
Ok, bragging time. I've lost 50 lbs since January, and can fit into the suit I had custom made on my first trip to Singapore 20+ years ago.
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ok, bragging time. I've lost 50 lbs since January, and can fit into the suit I had custom made on my first trip to Singapore 20+ years ago.
Headed to a Halloween party this weekend. Current plan is for the wife and I to go as Bobby and Connie from King of the Hill, but neither of us can remember what costumes we have in storage from years past. We are pulling the boxes out tonight, so who knows what we will end up with.
October 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Headed to a Halloween party this weekend. Current plan is for the wife and I to go as Bobby and Connie from King of the Hill, but neither of us can remember what costumes we have in storage from years past. We are pulling the boxes out tonight, so who knows what we will end up with.
The Run TMC Warriors. Such a fun team to watch.
Here's a fun NBA question: not including past teams of the franchise you're a fan of, what was your favorite team to watch of all time?
For me, my favorite non-Timberwolves team to watch were the Adelman Kings. No team has ever had a prettier half court offense
For me, my favorite non-Timberwolves team to watch were the Adelman Kings. No team has ever had a prettier half court offense
October 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Run TMC Warriors. Such a fun team to watch.
Any Mariners fan who has been to T-Mobile Park when the Blue Jays are in town found last night's silent Skydome absolutely delicious. Blue Jay fans online have been really nice, but sweet jesus, at the ballpark they out douched both Yankee and Red Sox fans.
October 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Any Mariners fan who has been to T-Mobile Park when the Blue Jays are in town found last night's silent Skydome absolutely delicious. Blue Jay fans online have been really nice, but sweet jesus, at the ballpark they out douched both Yankee and Red Sox fans.
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This guy put a hex on every basketball team in his city
October 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This guy put a hex on every basketball team in his city
We have a friend in the local Chelsea group who is a Rockies season tickets holder. Every year he takes a group of Chelsea supporters to the game, and we sing songs like we are at the pub. It ended with 2 of our guys getting 86'ed after we sang "WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY" when Ohtani was at bat.
Philly booing Ohtani cmon man. He's not a Dodger he's our national baseball Folk Hero. He is for everyone. He loves dogs and hits balls 500 ft and throws the ball 100 mph.
October 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We have a friend in the local Chelsea group who is a Rockies season tickets holder. Every year he takes a group of Chelsea supporters to the game, and we sing songs like we are at the pub. It ended with 2 of our guys getting 86'ed after we sang "WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY" when Ohtani was at bat.
I was half way out the door to pick up my daughter from school when I remembered that I’m taking her to meet a college recruiter afterwards and that this tshirt might not be appropriate to wear. Go Mariners!
October 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I was half way out the door to pick up my daughter from school when I remembered that I’m taking her to meet a college recruiter afterwards and that this tshirt might not be appropriate to wear. Go Mariners!
It’s good to be blue.
Whichever clubs you're with, in whatever sport, this is pretty freaking ridiculous.
October 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s good to be blue.
“Commissioner Gordon, Gotham City is being overrun with hot milfs and slutty twinks in short shorts!”
“Light the Dick Signal!”
“Light the Dick Signal!”
September 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“Commissioner Gordon, Gotham City is being overrun with hot milfs and slutty twinks in short shorts!”
“Light the Dick Signal!”
“Light the Dick Signal!”
While Charlie Kirk was busy bleeding out, 2 kids were shot at Evergreen High School today, which is right down the road from my daughter's high school. It gave me flash backs to this incident at Lewistown High School almost 40 years ago. I was 2 blocks away. www.latimes.com/archives/la-...
Student, 14, Slays Teacher; Three Shot at School
A student shot and killed a substitute teacher and wounded a vice principal and two classmates at his high school Thursday, then fled to his home, where his parents turned him over to police, authorit...
www.latimes.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
While Charlie Kirk was busy bleeding out, 2 kids were shot at Evergreen High School today, which is right down the road from my daughter's high school. It gave me flash backs to this incident at Lewistown High School almost 40 years ago. I was 2 blocks away. www.latimes.com/archives/la-...
12 years ago today, my wife was sworn in as a US citizen. Today, we’d be scared that the ceremony was a trap to deport her.
September 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
12 years ago today, my wife was sworn in as a US citizen. Today, we’d be scared that the ceremony was a trap to deport her.
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I’m on a fancy bus between Singapore and Malacca scaring the other passengers because the Mariners went on a run followed by 3 quick Sounders goals.
August 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’m on a fancy bus between Singapore and Malacca scaring the other passengers because the Mariners went on a run followed by 3 quick Sounders goals.
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If the (wildly popular) governor of Kentucky can say this with his whole chest then what excuse does the (wildly unpopular) governor of California have?
July 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If the (wildly popular) governor of Kentucky can say this with his whole chest then what excuse does the (wildly unpopular) governor of California have?
Making the run to Singapore tonight. DEN to SFO, and then then SFO to SIN. 16 hours and 20 minutes for that last stretch, so I have a fully loaded ipad with Severance and Andor downloaded, and a Switch 2 with Donkey Kong Bananza.
July 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Making the run to Singapore tonight. DEN to SFO, and then then SFO to SIN. 16 hours and 20 minutes for that last stretch, so I have a fully loaded ipad with Severance and Andor downloaded, and a Switch 2 with Donkey Kong Bananza.
So my wife added me and our daughter to the WhatsApp group that her parents use, and I have to say, Singaporean Chinese boomer memes are a hell of a lot nicer and gentler than American boomer memes.
July 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So my wife added me and our daughter to the WhatsApp group that her parents use, and I have to say, Singaporean Chinese boomer memes are a hell of a lot nicer and gentler than American boomer memes.
That might be the most frustrating #Sounders match I've watched in a very long time. Nothing makes me feel more like an old man than bitching about discipline, but after the past two matches, what else do we have to bitch about.
July 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
That might be the most frustrating #Sounders match I've watched in a very long time. Nothing makes me feel more like an old man than bitching about discipline, but after the past two matches, what else do we have to bitch about.
Had to get the new Sounders kit for the whole fam, solely for the reason that we can finally get a kit with out Providence on the front.
July 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Had to get the new Sounders kit for the whole fam, solely for the reason that we can finally get a kit with out Providence on the front.