Evil Bilbo
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Evil Bilbo
@evilbilbo.bsky.social
Down bad for the ring. He/Him
Minnesota fucking rules.
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 AM
This is what the front page of every national newspaper should look like.
Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In my mind, no. I have a pretty simple rule for who gets in the club: I'm not allowing anyone who's not allowing everyone this far. Great this person realized they got duped by trump but they're still a bigot.
People are saying you have to accept repentance and changed minds, but what does that mean, for someone like this? Do we need to accept someone who says “I realized I’m against his anti-Somali policy and looking for someone who likes Somalis but hates all the other people I hate”?
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Oh fuck there's the Caleb williams we all know and hate
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
My favorite thing about the holidays is doing Christmas tips for the restaurants we go to all year. Feels great to drop $100 tip or whatever. If I were in Minneapolis I'd be Christmas tipping like a motherfucker in January
this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.

If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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This is right in line with the organization that gave us such hits as "murdering Fred Hampton" and "murdering MLK Jr" and "murdering Bobby Hutton" and then their subsequent campaigns to erase their work.
Kash Patel issues orders: no investigation of the homicide perpetrated by Jonathan Ross, but do what you can to pick up dirt that can be used to smear the 37-year-old mother of three that he murdered. This is your FBI.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.

I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Fucking infuriating to see nations around the world actively combat this and loads of other real problems and we're just over here, dick in hand, pissing on everyone and everything as a divine right. www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202601/05/...
January 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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ICE totaled this car, abducted a woman, and then left it in the middle of Snelling Avenue, one of the busiest streets in the Twin Cities.

This isn’t law and order, this state sanctioned terrorism. It’s fucking disgusting.
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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What about the other side of this? The assholes on fox news calling her a domestic terrorist that are very clearly lying about the facts of the event? Is there any recourse for the family to pursue damages against these monsters?
/9 Anyway, a substantial project of the Right is to make it dangerous, expensive, and ideally illegal to speak the truth about them. Don’t give up an inch of ground.
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Needing a screwdriver to attach the game console to the TV.
January 9, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The people she wants to keep safe are the officers. If you wanna keep them safe you can shove them up your ass you dumb asshole.
Noem on Minneapolis: "We've got thousands of officers there and I'm not opposed to sending more if necessary to keep people safe"
January 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen.

Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.

Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Do not let the failures of prosecution post January 6th happen again. Every second you do not charge this person is a second the massive propaganda apparatus around the federal government will use to create a fog of lies to get him off. Arrest him immediately for killing an American citizen.
January 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.

Once upon a time, Europe was at war.

Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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I know the guy didn’t actually tase himself in the balls and die but we don’t always believe things because they’re true, sometimes we believe things because they help us live our lives to the fullest
January 6, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
This should not be possible.
January 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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At 1:55 a.m. this morning, our reporter in Caracas looked up with a start. Explosions were being heard all throughout the city.

Here’s what he saw, heard and felt as the U.S. captured Maduro — and what he fears will happen next.
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM