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my armchair AmSt read on this year’s ads is: creative firms hate the products they’re selling. singing hairballs? murderous alexa? some schlub running around a diner squirting mayo on stuff?
probably for the best everyone's talking about the super bowl halftime show because all the AI ads and the actual quality of the game itself are so bleak and depressing
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
hold up, this is obviously frightening and not a “softening” of tone but it DOES feel like the beginnings of his chickening out. no demands for voter rolls, and all of these items listed were already happening before the surge
Trump’s demands of Minnesota and Minneapolis - still blaming Dem leadership in the state for the chaos and death his regime has caused. Doesn’t sound promising.
January 27, 2026 at 10:08 PM
i’m sure we’re in for another excruciating and stilted national conversation about “protesting the right way”, so it’s important to see these events in MN not as protests, but as localized uprisings of resistance.
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
at least three of these dudes look like they are quitting within 24 hours
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
need more reportage on how this photo was made. in the video it almost looks like the photog spots the black ice and subtly lures him straight into it, which rules
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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FUCK
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
if i’m not mistaken, he’s filming himself shooting her, yes?
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
consensus building while showcasing war porn is the most successful content model cable news has ever had. see: gulf war, kosovo, iraq. they love this shit
January 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
anyone talking about TNC’s gray hair here needs to re-examine exactly what the man’s been doing the last 25 years
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
as an elder millennial i have grown up with school shootings as a backdrop to my daily life, beginning with watching columbine live from my HS computer lab and imagining how i’d escape it. my antipathy to guns is unmeasurable, and i know i’m not alone. and yet by these measures, i am the extremist?
I wish Ezra had provided the evidence that the Democratic Party has moved “sharply left” on this laundry list of issues. To take one example, they pitched the IRA as a climate bill but also as a way of rebooting manufacturing, particularly in red states. And how have they moved left on “guns”?
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
it’s gotta be Mark Proksch playing this guy in the movie about their downfall - would be oscar worthy
VARNEY: Trump announced all trade talks with Canada have been cut off because of a fake ad showing Reagan badmouthing tariffs.

HASSETT: The president I'm sure has his reasons. Sometimes when you're frustrated a timeout is the right call. It's probably a good time to take a break.
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
the best summary of my alienation from modern society is i can no longer easily tell the difference between a bit and a bot
Anomie in modern society is often accompanied by a deep desire for Twilight Override by #jefftweedy of #wilco . The band is touring now. Catch a show and get some hope and distraction!
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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"We all agreed to support the bad candidate instead of finding a better candidate. Now you have to also support this bad candidate or we will blame you for the bad candidate losing. Let's save democracy!" - past decade
October 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
seems like a good time to point out that “antifa” is an accepted word in the NYT spelling bee game
you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope!

and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
somebody hasn’t heard “My Ding-a-Ling” and it shows
Rod Dreher, man. When the whole world is just one never-ending Isaac Chotiner interview you can't stop giving. It's a mystery.
October 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
oh we’re rapture posting?
The Rapture - Alienation
YouTube video by samuraiinCfede
youtu.be
September 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
bwahaha Rubio checking in from the back of the human centipede
Rubio previews Trump's UN speech: "POTUS will point to his own history with the UN going back to his time as a developer. He actually offered to fix the UN building & instead they decided to go in a different direction, wasted a bunch of money ... it's emblematic of how feckless the UN has become"
September 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
he’s gonna walk out dressed like Diceman
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday
Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
with kirk getting so much adoration and screen time, now would be a great opportunity for a reporter to ask trump what he really thought of the guy, and wait for the blank derision he cannot ever withhold when talking about someone who’s no longer of use to him
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Yesterday Fresh Air did an interview with Robert Draper, who has covered Charlie Kirk. And this section on Draper's relationship with Kirk said a lot to me about modern access journalism, and the soft coverage we've seen in the wake of Kirk's death.
September 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
me and the boys reading the new epstein shit
September 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The Floyd protests I went to were easily the most demonstrative examples of mutual aid, community health, and masking as responsibility, as anything else I encountered in 2020. thats pretty obvious to anyone who engaged with these protests, which does beg the question of whether Drezner went to one?
But -- and this is where I think Silver has a point -- Covid broke a lot of people temporarily. The public health folks saying the George Floyd protests were totes cool were also way outside their lane. I agree that Silver has overreacted to a lot, but this overstep was also real.
September 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
wild that this sentiment has gone from “Median AP government final essay thesis” to “zealously hardline stance” in what…a dozen years?
Immigrants are a social good, anti-immigrant propaganda is basically all lies, and any approach to the "problem" that doesn't start form those two points is worthless
September 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
you know, in france, they call a nothingburger a Rien With Cheese
my belief about the intellectual capacity of anyone who uses the term “nothingburger” remains undefeated.
sowing division between progressives and center left dems was such a winning strategy in 2024 we should definitely keep creating fake drama over the most nothingburger comments, brilliant strategy mate.
August 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM