Eric Wood
@etwood81.bsky.social
Double ASU alum. Consultant. 🐶 Dexter’s Dad. Reposts are not endorsements. "There is nothing in the desert and no man needs nothing." 🏳️🌈
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Paula Poundstone still out here touring
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Paula Poundstone still out here touring
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A swathe of people whose sole political opinion is “I don’t care as long as I get lower taxes” is the reason why we’re all here right now
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
A swathe of people whose sole political opinion is “I don’t care as long as I get lower taxes” is the reason why we’re all here right now
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photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.
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I can linearly state that both of those claims are bullshit.
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I can linearly state that both of those claims are bullshit.
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who can forget the famous Boston Tea Party, in which a bunch of Boston's Finest gathered to sip on some tea after cracking the skulls of some dirty hippies who dared protest the King
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 12:31 AM
who can forget the famous Boston Tea Party, in which a bunch of Boston's Finest gathered to sip on some tea after cracking the skulls of some dirty hippies who dared protest the King
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NEW
Statement from the family of Alex Pretti:
Statement from the family of Alex Pretti:
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
NEW
Statement from the family of Alex Pretti:
Statement from the family of Alex Pretti:
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Put Stephen Miller in an oubliette
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Put Stephen Miller in an oubliette
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Perfect description of the new ICE recruits.
Like they stepped out of an infomercial for something called "kinetic gravy"
Like they stepped out of an infomercial for something called "kinetic gravy"
it looks like you covered fat guys in glue and rolled them in a dumpster full of the tactical gear they sell on the ACC network
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Perfect description of the new ICE recruits.
Like they stepped out of an infomercial for something called "kinetic gravy"
Like they stepped out of an infomercial for something called "kinetic gravy"
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High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
High, tinny doink. A summery flavor to it. Bright tones, hint of flagpole rattle.
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ICE needs to mask to protect their identities, but ICE will publicize the names of protesters
ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch"
ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents
ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all
ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch"
ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents
ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
ICE needs to mask to protect their identities, but ICE will publicize the names of protesters
ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch"
ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents
ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all
ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch"
ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents
ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all
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teleporting into the town square of the sleepy village of salem, massachusetts in the winter of 1692 just long enough to say "tune in to whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil" before immediately dematerializing
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
teleporting into the town square of the sleepy village of salem, massachusetts in the winter of 1692 just long enough to say "tune in to whiskey fridays with tony dokoupil" before immediately dematerializing
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Looks like shit, smells like shit, polls like shit. I see a theme.
"A majority, 58%, calls the first year of Trump’s term a failure. . . . Fewer than half say that Trump has the stamina and sharpness to serve effectively, and just 35% call him someone they’re proud to have as president."
www.cnn.com/2026/01/16/p...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/16/p...
CNN poll finds majority of Americans say Trump is focused on the wrong priorities | CNN Politics
Public opinion on nearly every aspect of President Donald Trump’s first year back in the White House is negative, a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS finds, with a majority of Americans saying Trump is f...
www.cnn.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Looks like shit, smells like shit, polls like shit. I see a theme.
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Whisky Friday can't even compare
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Whisky Friday can't even compare
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remember in 2026 every day can be Whiskey Friday, with or without Tony Dokoupil.
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
remember in 2026 every day can be Whiskey Friday, with or without Tony Dokoupil.
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America is presently being run by a 79 year old man in decline, a retinue of veteran Republican lunatics and grifters, and a rabble of millennial and Zoomer Nazis.
GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM STARDEW VALLEY
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
America is presently being run by a 79 year old man in decline, a retinue of veteran Republican lunatics and grifters, and a rabble of millennial and Zoomer Nazis.
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In every photo I see, every time, I cannot get over the fact that they’re all wearing masks. Police don’t wear masks. Everyday soldiers don’t wear masks. Thugs, criminals and special forces (ie those from whom swift violence is expected) conceal their faces. The signal could not be clearer.
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 AM
In every photo I see, every time, I cannot get over the fact that they’re all wearing masks. Police don’t wear masks. Everyday soldiers don’t wear masks. Thugs, criminals and special forces (ie those from whom swift violence is expected) conceal their faces. The signal could not be clearer.
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If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
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I’ll resume nonsense posting and football here, but this is why I have no patience with a centrist on this, there is no moderation with this, it has to be destroyed and leveled to the fucking ground
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I’ll resume nonsense posting and football here, but this is why I have no patience with a centrist on this, there is no moderation with this, it has to be destroyed and leveled to the fucking ground
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The government is engaged in ethnic cleansing right now, and that is the only phrase for it
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The government is engaged in ethnic cleansing right now, and that is the only phrase for it
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The government is taking people who’ve done everything the right way, and who go to every appointment and fill out every piece of paperwork and abducting and hauling them to Texas and making them start the whole process over again
A statement from New American Pathways on the treatment of refugees in Minnesota
January 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
The government is taking people who’ve done everything the right way, and who go to every appointment and fill out every piece of paperwork and abducting and hauling them to Texas and making them start the whole process over again
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in my 2026 flow
hydrated
moisturized
ten yards away from the nearest person
actualizing
hydrated
moisturized
ten yards away from the nearest person
actualizing
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
in my 2026 flow
hydrated
moisturized
ten yards away from the nearest person
actualizing
hydrated
moisturized
ten yards away from the nearest person
actualizing
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Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross