Eryn
@eryn.bsky.social
Venomous, egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal. Wait, that's a platypus. Fan of compound adjectives.
I buy & sell antiques & vintage & am a hobby ceramic artist. Rural, progressive mom of 2 adult trans kids. Loves rocks & mushrooms.
I buy & sell antiques & vintage & am a hobby ceramic artist. Rural, progressive mom of 2 adult trans kids. Loves rocks & mushrooms.
NO quarter or benefit of the doubt for anybody in this administration.
When this story broke last week, people said things like "maybe she'll have a change of heart now that it hits close to home?" & now it looks like her family will benefit from it, maybe she even put her thumb on the scale.
When this story broke last week, people said things like "maybe she'll have a change of heart now that it hits close to home?" & now it looks like her family will benefit from it, maybe she even put her thumb on the scale.
The mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew was reportedly engaged in a nasty years-long custody battle with the White House press secretary’s brother before she was detained by Immigration and Customs enforcement last month. trib.al/QrdO7XA
Karoline Leavitt’s Brother Had Grim Custody Fight With ICE-Arrested Ex
ICE arrested Bruna Ferreira, the mother of Leavitt’s nephew, in November.
trib.al
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
NO quarter or benefit of the doubt for anybody in this administration.
When this story broke last week, people said things like "maybe she'll have a change of heart now that it hits close to home?" & now it looks like her family will benefit from it, maybe she even put her thumb on the scale.
When this story broke last week, people said things like "maybe she'll have a change of heart now that it hits close to home?" & now it looks like her family will benefit from it, maybe she even put her thumb on the scale.
Sure you've had school stress dreams, "no pants on in class", whatev...
But have you had "you're taking a university class w/ your husband & he's getting all As & YOU show up late & disheveled to class for the 1st time on presentation day with no presentation?"
NO?? Well you're really missing out😭
But have you had "you're taking a university class w/ your husband & he's getting all As & YOU show up late & disheveled to class for the 1st time on presentation day with no presentation?"
NO?? Well you're really missing out😭
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sure you've had school stress dreams, "no pants on in class", whatev...
But have you had "you're taking a university class w/ your husband & he's getting all As & YOU show up late & disheveled to class for the 1st time on presentation day with no presentation?"
NO?? Well you're really missing out😭
But have you had "you're taking a university class w/ your husband & he's getting all As & YOU show up late & disheveled to class for the 1st time on presentation day with no presentation?"
NO?? Well you're really missing out😭
This is a double use sign. It tells people that winter is The worst AND upsets people who hate puns! It makes them flurrious! #ErynThrifts
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is a double use sign. It tells people that winter is The worst AND upsets people who hate puns! It makes them flurrious! #ErynThrifts
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my chickens rating their drinking water
Hose dripping into a dirt puddle: 7/10 🥰
Gutter runoff: 8/10 😍
Planter sludge: 1,000,000/10 🎇✨
The water I just dumped out of their trough: 9/10 🤩
Fresh, clean water: 2/10 🤦♀️
(Mrs. Boots for skyline chicken tax)
Hose dripping into a dirt puddle: 7/10 🥰
Gutter runoff: 8/10 😍
Planter sludge: 1,000,000/10 🎇✨
The water I just dumped out of their trough: 9/10 🤩
Fresh, clean water: 2/10 🤦♀️
(Mrs. Boots for skyline chicken tax)
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
my chickens rating their drinking water
Hose dripping into a dirt puddle: 7/10 🥰
Gutter runoff: 8/10 😍
Planter sludge: 1,000,000/10 🎇✨
The water I just dumped out of their trough: 9/10 🤩
Fresh, clean water: 2/10 🤦♀️
(Mrs. Boots for skyline chicken tax)
Hose dripping into a dirt puddle: 7/10 🥰
Gutter runoff: 8/10 😍
Planter sludge: 1,000,000/10 🎇✨
The water I just dumped out of their trough: 9/10 🤩
Fresh, clean water: 2/10 🤦♀️
(Mrs. Boots for skyline chicken tax)
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When you're startled awake by the wind knocking over the recycling bins.
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When you're startled awake by the wind knocking over the recycling bins.
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what if you were so cozy
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
what if you were so cozy
You know what doesn't happen at the studio? Stepping in cold cat barf in bare feet. That point is awarded to Driving in to the Studio.
BUT! I got my project finished & ready for fire, just in time for Christmas.
BUT! I got my project finished & ready for fire, just in time for Christmas.
Stayed home from the pottery studio today because the next step on a project can be done at home, with my own supplies.
The energy in the studio has been as little emotionally taxing the last little bit & glazing things in my pajamas while my cat tries to help has many charms.
The energy in the studio has been as little emotionally taxing the last little bit & glazing things in my pajamas while my cat tries to help has many charms.
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
You know what doesn't happen at the studio? Stepping in cold cat barf in bare feet. That point is awarded to Driving in to the Studio.
BUT! I got my project finished & ready for fire, just in time for Christmas.
BUT! I got my project finished & ready for fire, just in time for Christmas.
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MISSING PERSON: Chicago police said 15-year-old Marcus Funches, who suffers from sickle cell anemia, was last seen near the 700 block of North Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago.
Read more: https://tinyurl.com/4ksh9u4m
Read more: https://tinyurl.com/4ksh9u4m
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
MISSING PERSON: Chicago police said 15-year-old Marcus Funches, who suffers from sickle cell anemia, was last seen near the 700 block of North Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago.
Read more: https://tinyurl.com/4ksh9u4m
Read more: https://tinyurl.com/4ksh9u4m
Started laughing like a hyena the more bathrooms I noticed 😂
For sale: 3 bedroom 67 bath residential property perfect for a family riddled with IBS! Cash only, will not pass inspection.
For sale: 3 bedroom 67 bath residential property perfect for a family riddled with IBS! Cash only, will not pass inspection.
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Started laughing like a hyena the more bathrooms I noticed 😂
For sale: 3 bedroom 67 bath residential property perfect for a family riddled with IBS! Cash only, will not pass inspection.
For sale: 3 bedroom 67 bath residential property perfect for a family riddled with IBS! Cash only, will not pass inspection.
Stayed home from the pottery studio today because the next step on a project can be done at home, with my own supplies.
The energy in the studio has been as little emotionally taxing the last little bit & glazing things in my pajamas while my cat tries to help has many charms.
The energy in the studio has been as little emotionally taxing the last little bit & glazing things in my pajamas while my cat tries to help has many charms.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Stayed home from the pottery studio today because the next step on a project can be done at home, with my own supplies.
The energy in the studio has been as little emotionally taxing the last little bit & glazing things in my pajamas while my cat tries to help has many charms.
The energy in the studio has been as little emotionally taxing the last little bit & glazing things in my pajamas while my cat tries to help has many charms.
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Everybody. Look at my cat. Look at her!!! Okay stop, you'll use her all up!! You've had enough!
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Everybody. Look at my cat. Look at her!!! Okay stop, you'll use her all up!! You've had enough!
Everybody. Look at my cat. Look at her!!! Okay stop, you'll use her all up!! You've had enough!
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Everybody. Look at my cat. Look at her!!! Okay stop, you'll use her all up!! You've had enough!
omg I was more anxious worrying he'd lose all of them into the ocean than I have been while watching many high budget action movies!!
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
omg I was more anxious worrying he'd lose all of them into the ocean than I have been while watching many high budget action movies!!
This is my Tom Spiderman Singing in the Rain video:
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This is my Tom Spiderman Singing in the Rain video:
OMG what a relief, just came up with TWO good present ideas for my husband AND got them ordered 🎉
Now if I see some little fun things, I can do that, but there's no stress, only excitement for him to get to use them.
Now if I see some little fun things, I can do that, but there's no stress, only excitement for him to get to use them.
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
OMG what a relief, just came up with TWO good present ideas for my husband AND got them ordered 🎉
Now if I see some little fun things, I can do that, but there's no stress, only excitement for him to get to use them.
Now if I see some little fun things, I can do that, but there's no stress, only excitement for him to get to use them.
As soon as my oven is operational again, the first batches are slated to be:
My friend Nicole's soft ginger cookies, a pinwheel snickerdoodle for my husband & some shortbread
Thinking about a batch of peanut butter no-bakes in the meantime.
My friend Nicole's soft ginger cookies, a pinwheel snickerdoodle for my husband & some shortbread
Thinking about a batch of peanut butter no-bakes in the meantime.
Goodbye to all that pie. Welcome Cookie Season. What are we making this year?
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
As soon as my oven is operational again, the first batches are slated to be:
My friend Nicole's soft ginger cookies, a pinwheel snickerdoodle for my husband & some shortbread
Thinking about a batch of peanut butter no-bakes in the meantime.
My friend Nicole's soft ginger cookies, a pinwheel snickerdoodle for my husband & some shortbread
Thinking about a batch of peanut butter no-bakes in the meantime.
Summer before 8th grade, I was too cool to hold the handrail while riding with my 1st boyfriend. We hit a bump & I ended up sitting in a guy's lap. The guy went "hubba hubba, my lucky day!" as i scrambled to get back on my feet
You're never less cool than when you're too cool to hold the handrail 😭
You're never less cool than when you're too cool to hold the handrail 😭
Omg I just fell into the crinkly bits of the train I'm standing on because I think I'm too cool to hold on to the handrail, there is no elegant way to retrieve yourself from the crinkly bits in case you were wondering and now everyone knows I'm typing out this report this in extreme embarrassment
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Summer before 8th grade, I was too cool to hold the handrail while riding with my 1st boyfriend. We hit a bump & I ended up sitting in a guy's lap. The guy went "hubba hubba, my lucky day!" as i scrambled to get back on my feet
You're never less cool than when you're too cool to hold the handrail 😭
You're never less cool than when you're too cool to hold the handrail 😭
I hate how every fun home project is like the treat project at the end of a string of awful work projects.
Wanted to put up my outdoor decorations (100,000 light up candy canes!!) but had to rake a jillion pounds of wet leaves from the lawn part of the yard first. Am now ded.
Ded, but FESTIVE!
Wanted to put up my outdoor decorations (100,000 light up candy canes!!) but had to rake a jillion pounds of wet leaves from the lawn part of the yard first. Am now ded.
Ded, but FESTIVE!
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I hate how every fun home project is like the treat project at the end of a string of awful work projects.
Wanted to put up my outdoor decorations (100,000 light up candy canes!!) but had to rake a jillion pounds of wet leaves from the lawn part of the yard first. Am now ded.
Ded, but FESTIVE!
Wanted to put up my outdoor decorations (100,000 light up candy canes!!) but had to rake a jillion pounds of wet leaves from the lawn part of the yard first. Am now ded.
Ded, but FESTIVE!
Etsy: we listen. and we don't judge.
this might be the funniest email etsy has ever sent. I was not prepared.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Etsy: we listen. and we don't judge.
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Me showing an interest in my dog's hobbies
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me showing an interest in my dog's hobbies
Ran an errand & every parking lot was like Tuesday at 10am empty. When I worked retail, early Sunday afternoon after Black Friday was still extremely busy.
I'd say we'll see how things went later, but since Trump hasn't released the last 3 economic reports, we won't.
I'd say we'll see how things went later, but since Trump hasn't released the last 3 economic reports, we won't.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ran an errand & every parking lot was like Tuesday at 10am empty. When I worked retail, early Sunday afternoon after Black Friday was still extremely busy.
I'd say we'll see how things went later, but since Trump hasn't released the last 3 economic reports, we won't.
I'd say we'll see how things went later, but since Trump hasn't released the last 3 economic reports, we won't.
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Free Milk Crate STL Bundle
Shit sucks rn, so this packet of 3d files is Pay What You Want (including $0, I don’t mind) and can be used for anything
- 5 unique Milk Crate designs by me
- They scale properly for LPs or 45s
- one is a functional drawer
- could even be game assets
#bsnm 🧶 #3dp
Shit sucks rn, so this packet of 3d files is Pay What You Want (including $0, I don’t mind) and can be used for anything
- 5 unique Milk Crate designs by me
- They scale properly for LPs or 45s
- one is a functional drawer
- could even be game assets
#bsnm 🧶 #3dp
SHOP | keith-decent
www.keithdecent.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Kickball during recess in 5th grade. Kid with a giant overbite running to first base smashes his face on the head of the first baseman, both fall down. Runner gets up blood streaming from his mouth—a front tooth is missing. Other player reaches for the bloody spot on HIS head and…pulls out a tooth!
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Kickball during recess in 5th grade. Kid with a giant overbite running to first base smashes his face on the head of the first baseman, both fall down. Runner gets up blood streaming from his mouth—a front tooth is missing. Other player reaches for the bloody spot on HIS head and…pulls out a tooth!
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Our every 15 minutes senior year included a burned out car on the front lawn from a drunk driving accident one of my classmates WAS ACTUALLY IN. The tone deafness was awful. (He didn’t die but still).
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Our every 15 minutes senior year included a burned out car on the front lawn from a drunk driving accident one of my classmates WAS ACTUALLY IN. The tone deafness was awful. (He didn’t die but still).
Do you have a horror story/true urban legend from middle school or high school that haunts you?
30 years on, my husband & I are still talking about the girl who ran track with a full bladder in middle school & her bladder prolapsed.
My dad's was his friend who broke his neck on the gym trampoline.
30 years on, my husband & I are still talking about the girl who ran track with a full bladder in middle school & her bladder prolapsed.
My dad's was his friend who broke his neck on the gym trampoline.
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do you have a horror story/true urban legend from middle school or high school that haunts you?
30 years on, my husband & I are still talking about the girl who ran track with a full bladder in middle school & her bladder prolapsed.
My dad's was his friend who broke his neck on the gym trampoline.
30 years on, my husband & I are still talking about the girl who ran track with a full bladder in middle school & her bladder prolapsed.
My dad's was his friend who broke his neck on the gym trampoline.