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Marshall Bluethers
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RVA musician and blatherer
Beyoncé Knauss is right there though.
Eva Bronzer.
REVIEW | Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Airport code TFG
So, Trump wants Washington’s Dulles Airport renamed after him. How’s this? 😉
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Which four billionaires, and where are we marching them?
This is an actual thing happening on Saturday. Imagine being this much of a pick-me shill.
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Burn.
“The cuts are a sign that Jeff Bezos, who became one of the world’s richest people by selling things on the internet, has not yet figured out how to build and maintain a profitable publication on the internet.”
Washington Post Begins Sweeping Layoffs
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I was home sick from school, watching whatever when the network broke in with the news about the Challenger explosion 40 years ago today.

I remember yelling down downstairs to my mom, saying, “The shuttle just blew up!”

I miss watching live shuttle launches over school day breakfasts. #STS51L
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I said IYKYK, and they’d certainly know. relisten.net/god-street-w...
January 24, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Nobody close had ice melt when I went out on Wednesday so I went to Amazon and found a nice 50 pound bucket with 2-day shipping.

This morning: alert from Amazon saying it’ll be delivered today. Minutes later an email from FedEx saying it’ll be delivered Monday.

Who will win? Frozen H2O. #RVA
January 23, 2026 at 2:07 PM
He’s a countrymember
Trump: "So we want a piece of ice for world protection. And they won't give it. They have a choice. You can say yes and we will be very appreciative, or you can say no and we will remember."
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

1. Billy Joel at MSG (his 150th show there)

2. Grateful Dead’s 50th show at the Philly Spectrum

3. God Street Wine at Wilmer Park in Chestertown, MD. IYKYK

4. Ben Folds solo, many times

5. Bruce Hornsby solo, after interviewing him
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Richmond’s own GWAR tearing it up as per usual.
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We will need immigration and customs enforcement on Mars eventually, and it makes the most sense for that infrastructure to be in place before anyone else gets there. 🧊 🚀
January 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
One silver lining to the #Verizon outage is that I haven’t received any calls todayfrom an improbably-named person calling from the loan review department of a mystery bank.
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Identify yourselves.
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Just like how if your headline ends with a question mark it's not time to publish yet, if your post on creedthoughts.gov contains the word "perhaps" it's not time to hit post. "Perhaps" doesn't make anyone sound smart, least of all TFG. It just makes it clear you're not sure if you're corect.
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by Marshall Bluethers
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Make a Bond movie casual

Double feature: October and Moonlight
Make a Bond movie casual

Quantum of So-so
Make a Bond movie casual

Dr. Nah
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oscar Peterson‘s version is better than Vince Guaraldi‘s version. I said what I said. Merry Christmas and happy holidays! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Pumpkin Spice Fans—You Will Be OBSESSED With These Hot Honey Brie Bites
PSA: Pumpkin spice isn't just for desserts.
www.delish.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Nostalgia as a service?

I absolutely did it to myself, playing with photo memory movie creation on my phone, but Apple Intelligence is more than happy to make me cry on the regular.

That said, it’s pretty impressive.
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Having held my mom’s hand last year as she took her last breath, I imagined I’d be more prepared to hold Oona in my arms as she took hers. We brought her home less than a month before we got married in 2013.
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This article has everything: John Leguizamo, Betteridge's Law of HHeadlines...
Is Gen X Actually the Greatest Generation?
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Predictable results, but cool to see them lime this. #AppleMusic #Replay2025
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Marshall Bluethers
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reposted by Marshall Bluethers
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM