Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug)
@emberasche.bsky.social
38 y/o. Mad scientist lemur, occasional supervillain, pervert. Expect furry porn reskeets, vore and other such things. Minors and fascists GTFO. Trans rights are human rights.
She/they. (Player accepts all pronouns). https://emberasche.carrd.co/
She/they. (Player accepts all pronouns). https://emberasche.carrd.co/
Pinned
Heck with it, I'll give this a shot!
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a smattering of Pwink forms from past commissions
#PinkPalookaComms
#PinkPalookaComms
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
a smattering of Pwink forms from past commissions
#PinkPalookaComms
#PinkPalookaComms
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Catching up on the last couple comms I owe, this one for @plexel.bsky.social!
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Catching up on the last couple comms I owe, this one for @plexel.bsky.social!
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Commission for Notmyrealname on Eka's.
Ryla tries to curb her gynophagous tendencies, most days, but thanksgiving is meant for letting yourself go.
Ryla tries to curb her gynophagous tendencies, most days, but thanksgiving is meant for letting yourself go.
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Commission for Notmyrealname on Eka's.
Ryla tries to curb her gynophagous tendencies, most days, but thanksgiving is meant for letting yourself go.
Ryla tries to curb her gynophagous tendencies, most days, but thanksgiving is meant for letting yourself go.
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 Gourmand ate the whole thanksgiving meal... leave some for the rest of us, buddy!
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃 Gourmand ate the whole thanksgiving meal... leave some for the rest of us, buddy!
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We ran out of Turkey, so she’s here to make up for it.
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Happy Thanksgiving!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We ran out of Turkey, so she’s here to make up for it.
Happy Thanksgiving!!
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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Happy thanksgiving (more like thiccs-giving when @aibusjournal.bsky.social 's around) to all my American peeps who celebrate it ✨
Just thought I'd repost some pieces commissioned by @mellowcream.bsky.social featuring himself and Aibu for the occasion~
Just thought I'd repost some pieces commissioned by @mellowcream.bsky.social featuring himself and Aibu for the occasion~
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Happy thanksgiving (more like thiccs-giving when @aibusjournal.bsky.social 's around) to all my American peeps who celebrate it ✨
Just thought I'd repost some pieces commissioned by @mellowcream.bsky.social featuring himself and Aibu for the occasion~
Just thought I'd repost some pieces commissioned by @mellowcream.bsky.social featuring himself and Aibu for the occasion~
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I didn't have time to draw a new thing of Garry for thanksgives so here's one I did few years back of him~
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I didn't have time to draw a new thing of Garry for thanksgives so here's one I did few years back of him~
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
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Do it now while he's distracted by football
You're allowed to chokeslam your racist uncle into the green bean casserole tomorrow, they just announced it on the radio
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Do it now while he's distracted by football
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with dawn's help, even the little guys stay flexible!
March 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
with dawn's help, even the little guys stay flexible!
Zoo Tycoon 1 and 2 and the Viva Piñata games are the ones that come to mind. A new version of Sid Meier's Pirates that doesn't use the freakin' numpad would be nice too.
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Zoo Tycoon 1 and 2 and the Viva Piñata games are the ones that come to mind. A new version of Sid Meier's Pirates that doesn't use the freakin' numpad would be nice too.
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Posting a version with some small mistakes fixed for all 3 people that care! Maybe I should just take the time to polish this a little more and post a fully rendered version, but I wanted to get this out for the holiday and had limited time (and I'm very slow!)
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Posting a version with some small mistakes fixed for all 3 people that care! Maybe I should just take the time to polish this a little more and post a fully rendered version, but I wanted to get this out for the holiday and had limited time (and I'm very slow!)
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quite fond of cartoon horses
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
quite fond of cartoon horses
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Gotta be weird to be an inflation fetishist today. A holiday built on a 300 year legacy of colonizer brutality and religious extremism, a tense time for many queer people to forcibly interact with their fucked up families. But also, they put your specific kink on TV
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Gotta be weird to be an inflation fetishist today. A holiday built on a 300 year legacy of colonizer brutality and religious extremism, a tense time for many queer people to forcibly interact with their fucked up families. But also, they put your specific kink on TV
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As an actual writer I have absolutely no time for the romanticization of what is an underpaid and enormously uncool profession, but I will say this: if you use generative AI, you are not a writer. Being a writer is not about having a book or a byline in your name. It's about doing the writing.
May 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
As an actual writer I have absolutely no time for the romanticization of what is an underpaid and enormously uncool profession, but I will say this: if you use generative AI, you are not a writer. Being a writer is not about having a book or a byline in your name. It's about doing the writing.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Nasty potato girl??? (3/4)
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nasty potato girl??? (3/4)
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November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Sealing them away for good~
April 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Sealing them away for good~
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October 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM