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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg.bsky.social
strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride

SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net

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Finally some proper biff-sock-pow action in this friggin' cape comic, SHEESH. A new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page is live for $6 subscribers and up on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ALSOOOO if you're looking for more cool stuff to spend your money on, mayhaps thou hast perused Sickos Selection #3? https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3 25 creators, 25 bucks, over 1,200 pages of smut... and we're well on our way to unlocking our second stretch goal! Art by Taylor Titmouse!
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reminder! From now until Dec 6th, everything in my shop is 25% OFF with code "BIGDEALSWOW", including comic books, pins, patches, stickers, and even my new "HOARD SET" of every QVP piece of merch currently in stock! If you're gonna shop today, buy some cool indie comic stuff. http://shop.irisjay.net
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The video recordings of #FurryStudies2025 are now live!

Based on feedback from last year, for 2025 we have separated the conference into separate videos for each segment of the proceedings for ease of watching, but the whole playlist can be found here ~ www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Enjoy! 🦉
Furry Studies 2025 - Complete Conference Recording - YouTube
Furry in the World; The World in FurryPacific Lutheran University, Tacoma, WA / Online31st October 2025
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Gotta be weird to be an inflation fetishist today. A holiday built on a 300 year legacy of colonizer brutality and religious extremism, a tense time for many queer people to forcibly interact with their fucked up families. But also, they put your specific kink on TV
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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The boss bringing out Pizza might as well be Defcon 1 (or whatever) for places like this. Please keep calling! Especially the next 5 days!
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
jerk off to porn comics NOW
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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It's that time of year again!

For this weekend only all of my comics are available for $1 each!

blackshirtboy.itch.io

Available on itch, where you can buy the entire collection as a bundle for $50.

itch.io/s/167873/bla...
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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#SaveSpeech

KOSA and the Stop CSAM act are both extremely high priority

Lawmakers are looking to repeal section 230 and they are getting phone calls ENCOURAGING reps to do so!

We need to call and drown out the opposition so we can save a free and open internet!
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Get in the spirit and check out my folk horror zine, "the many myths of the whipping girl"; read the guts of a two headed cow; see a woman replace her lover's arms with vines; marvel at the terrors of inevitable Nothing

roses-pasture.itch.io/whipping-girl
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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why am i just now finding out that one of the Old Masters got called a faggot by an art critic that he made fun of and he reacted by just going 'LMAO Sure' and just owned it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Il_Sodoma
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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IT'S LIVE! The third SICKOS SELECTION erotica bundle is available NOW! Featuring over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar smut crafters, including SYBIL #1 by yours truly! At just $25 USD, this is a LOT of spice for one low price~ ❤️💦

https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Finally some proper biff-sock-pow action in this friggin' cape comic, SHEESH. A new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page is live for $6 subscribers and up on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Washimi Aggretsuko

///Originally posted to Patreon.com/DoodleDox
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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As posted in a few servers and was alerted to this picture earlier today: What they said. DO NOT FILL IT OUT, it is there to fuck with your artist peers and yourself, they (paypal) can and will abuse this and steal your money by banning your account
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Saw this on the other site and wanted to share it here. Furry artist ardwoof has been detained by ice for the last few weeks. here is the GoFundMe link their family/friends have set up to help with their legal fees:

www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
TONIGHT! 7pm PT / 10pm ET! you know it. you love it. Draekos, Karen and yours truly are BACK for our weekly art stream. drop on in and say "hello", why don't you https://distressedegg.fun/stream
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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We are offering episodes of our old VN series Notes from the Cape in video (mp4) form! No worrying about compatibility or clicking through, etc. Get them discounted in bundles by season or by character. Eps range from G to XXX rated
gerrark.itch.io
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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If you disabled NSFW filters on here but still can't see people's posts, remember to dig further into Advanced > Bluesky Moderation Service and set this specific "cartoon" NSFW filter to Off as well
because why make things easy when they can be convoluted
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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a small quick shoddy guide to help you avoid one specific problem in comics dialogue presentation. i'm smokey bear and this is my personal forest fire

[tiptag]
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
[creaky little Dark Souls NPC voice] "...Might you tarry a moment longer, dearest knight? For the night is long... and I have so very many woes and agonies..."

[originally posted 2025.06.21. subscribe: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
itch.io/b/3393/sicko... HEY DID YOU HEAR??? I'm in Sickos Selection #3 along with 24 other amazing creators! Grab this bundle NOW and get enough smut to keep blastin' it all the way into 2026 and beyond!

(REPOSTS ENCOURAGED since Itch doesn't promote adult stuff anymore, lol)
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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This year I'm doing something I don't often actually do: an honest, no-shitting Black Friday sale. From now until December 6th, get 25% off EVERY order in my shop when you use code "BIGDEALSWOW" at checkout! Buy some comics & merch as holiday gifts... or treat yourself. >:3c https://shop.irisjay.net
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This year I'm doing something I don't often actually do: an honest, no-shitting Black Friday sale. From now until December 6th, get 25% off EVERY order in my shop when you use code "BIGDEALSWOW" at checkout! Buy some comics & merch as holiday gifts... or treat yourself. >:3c https://shop.irisjay.net
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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💖 WAKE UP PERVERTS IT'S SICKO'S SELECTION #3 💖

itch.io/b/3393/sicko...

WHAT is Sicko's Selection, you ask? uhhh, only an amazing bi-whenever-we-feel-like-it erotica bundle, and with 25 all-star creators, this edition is our biggest and juiciest edition yet!

(Art by hattersart)
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM