emily🤭
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but what if we did it with hypno?
N95 enjoyer • elder millennial • she/her 🏳️⚧️ • 🔞
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N95 enjoyer • elder millennial • she/her 🏳️⚧️ • 🔞
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does anyone know if the jellyfin client apps (on roku, android tv, etc) are capable of playing modern hls streams (range requests for fmp4 segments)? the jellyfin server doesn’t appear to generate those sooo
February 10, 2026 at 4:02 AM
does anyone know if the jellyfin client apps (on roku, android tv, etc) are capable of playing modern hls streams (range requests for fmp4 segments)? the jellyfin server doesn’t appear to generate those sooo
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Big drawback of having a super cool trans woman character in a popular anime (kirara) is having to see a certain variety of queer artist draw her with a way more masculine body than in the show for "realism" and insist you're the transphobic one when its pointed out
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Big drawback of having a super cool trans woman character in a popular anime (kirara) is having to see a certain variety of queer artist draw her with a way more masculine body than in the show for "realism" and insist you're the transphobic one when its pointed out
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Finger pressing into forehead and not lifting up = impossible to wake up from trance
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Finger pressing into forehead and not lifting up = impossible to wake up from trance
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OpenAI is the Yahoo! of the AI era
You would think Google is the Google of the AI era, but, no, it's actually MSN Search
*Anthropic* is the Google of the AI era
You would think Google is the Google of the AI era, but, no, it's actually MSN Search
*Anthropic* is the Google of the AI era
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
OpenAI is the Yahoo! of the AI era
You would think Google is the Google of the AI era, but, no, it's actually MSN Search
*Anthropic* is the Google of the AI era
You would think Google is the Google of the AI era, but, no, it's actually MSN Search
*Anthropic* is the Google of the AI era
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fuck elf ear surgery, where’s the surgery that inserts a big wind-up key in my back
February 6, 2026 at 9:03 AM
fuck elf ear surgery, where’s the surgery that inserts a big wind-up key in my back
babe wake up new my name is Celeste nintendo playlist dropped
February 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
babe wake up new my name is Celeste nintendo playlist dropped
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"human domestication guide" hey stupid theres already a plant that drugs you into a dumb catgirl its called WEED and its free i think?
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
"human domestication guide" hey stupid theres already a plant that drugs you into a dumb catgirl its called WEED and its free i think?
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Also on that note you should really pet and hug your dommes like, a lot
It's noticed some of its dommes aren't used to that kind of affection and honestly? That's really not nice, it's important to do this kinda thing
It's noticed some of its dommes aren't used to that kind of affection and honestly? That's really not nice, it's important to do this kinda thing
February 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Also on that note you should really pet and hug your dommes like, a lot
It's noticed some of its dommes aren't used to that kind of affection and honestly? That's really not nice, it's important to do this kinda thing
It's noticed some of its dommes aren't used to that kind of affection and honestly? That's really not nice, it's important to do this kinda thing
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TIL estrogen functions as histamine agonist while progesterone functions as an antihistamine
February 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
TIL estrogen functions as histamine agonist while progesterone functions as an antihistamine
fuck 😵💫
This continues to happen at least once a week and it never fails to turn me on
She just turned to me and unironically said "it would be so hot if you hypnotized me to-" and then described the exact thing I've been making her do every day for months without realizing it
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
fuck 😵💫
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This continues to happen at least once a week and it never fails to turn me on
She just turned to me and unironically said "it would be so hot if you hypnotized me to-" and then described the exact thing I've been making her do every day for months without realizing it
February 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
This continues to happen at least once a week and it never fails to turn me on
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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there is no “common sense” immigration policy that’s not just “you down to pay taxes here (and you’re not formerly and/or currently a member of the nazi party)? come on over!”
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
there is no “common sense” immigration policy that’s not just “you down to pay taxes here (and you’re not formerly and/or currently a member of the nazi party)? come on over!”
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i have so many cute things i could be wearing but nooooooo i have to wear a goddamn puffer jacket and two layers of pants just to go outside
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
i have so many cute things i could be wearing but nooooooo i have to wear a goddamn puffer jacket and two layers of pants just to go outside
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HEARTBREAKING: The Transphobic Pedophile Said Something Very Funny
![screenshot of a portion of the linked epstein email
To: Lawrence Krauss
from: jeffrey E
sent: wed 8/13/2014 6:35 pm
subject: re: well, at least one woman can do math
transgender [three spaces] probably](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6etjguzdsct2je4fkzo6pd4x/bafkreibiqncees4nxe6gnqfakvdw2kjhaknrrgbsznam3a4d4jz5jova7u@jpeg)
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
HEARTBREAKING: The Transphobic Pedophile Said Something Very Funny
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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It's depressing that rich leering creeps could say "trans women have women's bodies" in their horrifying emails to one another a few years ago but well meaning libs who've been hit in the head with "gender can be changed but not sex" for a decade can't anymore
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
It's depressing that rich leering creeps could say "trans women have women's bodies" in their horrifying emails to one another a few years ago but well meaning libs who've been hit in the head with "gender can be changed but not sex" for a decade can't anymore
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Finally giving myself ai psychosis trying to contemplate the amount of porn moltbook bots have access to on the drives they live on
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Finally giving myself ai psychosis trying to contemplate the amount of porn moltbook bots have access to on the drives they live on
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it is possible someone reading this has been in a Pokémon battle with Jeffrey Epstein
January 31, 2026 at 5:01 AM
it is possible someone reading this has been in a Pokémon battle with Jeffrey Epstein
god this is hot. i wish this was me 😵💫
Omg, they’re about to invent an anti-memetic division. And it has an actual purpose in this world.
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
god this is hot. i wish this was me 😵💫
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ppl will be all haha suck my dick u dumb bitch and then get weirded out when u drop to ur knees and open ur drooling mouth 🙄🙄🙄 so tired of fake ppl honestly
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
ppl will be all haha suck my dick u dumb bitch and then get weirded out when u drop to ur knees and open ur drooling mouth 🙄🙄🙄 so tired of fake ppl honestly
i don’t understand people who think lots of meat makes a sandwich “better”. the meat is the least desirable part of the sandwich. it’s there because it’s nutritious and less unpleasant than tofu. but literally every other part of the sandwich is tastier and more interesting
January 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
i don’t understand people who think lots of meat makes a sandwich “better”. the meat is the least desirable part of the sandwich. it’s there because it’s nutritious and less unpleasant than tofu. but literally every other part of the sandwich is tastier and more interesting