El Topo
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El Topo
@eltopoloco.bsky.social
· Jul 18
"In his house at Wa'keyh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"
User name checks out, they were also so chicken they blocked replies...
This was in response to a post about the lack of modern billionaires fear of consequences
This was in response to a post about the lack of modern billionaires fear of consequences
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 AM
User name checks out, they were also so chicken they blocked replies...
This was in response to a post about the lack of modern billionaires fear of consequences
This was in response to a post about the lack of modern billionaires fear of consequences
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just walked out of a dainty little west London café as their "fancy bacon roll" costs 18 (eighteen) pounds and for that price I'd need the "fancy" to mean "contains both caviar and cocaine"
February 4, 2026 at 12:40 PM
just walked out of a dainty little west London café as their "fancy bacon roll" costs 18 (eighteen) pounds and for that price I'd need the "fancy" to mean "contains both caviar and cocaine"
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It was the Fuck Around of Times, it was the Find Out of times
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
It was the Fuck Around of Times, it was the Find Out of times
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Pitching a strip to @vizcomic.bsky.social in which Liz Truss fights an actual giant blob that only she can see
things Liz Truss will say have been infiltrated by the blob as the year goes on: I'm a Celebrity, the presenting team at GB News, her Uber rating, a dog that declines to let her pet it in a park
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Pitching a strip to @vizcomic.bsky.social in which Liz Truss fights an actual giant blob that only she can see
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Who radicalised him?
(If this article has been deleted when you see this post it’s because a sub editor woke up!)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
(If this article has been deleted when you see this post it’s because a sub editor woke up!)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sidcup man convicted aover explosive attack on Ulez camera
Kevin Rees's homemade bomb caused damage to vehicles and property including a child's bedroom.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Who radicalised him?
(If this article has been deleted when you see this post it’s because a sub editor woke up!)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
(If this article has been deleted when you see this post it’s because a sub editor woke up!)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Paging @actualnames.bsky.social
Today I learned that the Seahawks quarterback Sam Darnold is the grandson of the famous Marlboro man from the 1970s ads. I also learned that actor’s name was Dick Hammer. He died of lung cancer, fittingly.
January 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Paging @actualnames.bsky.social
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Bovino sounds like a cut-price beef drink from Aldi.
January 27, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Bovino sounds like a cut-price beef drink from Aldi.
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This is excellent news, although following on from both Mary Berry and Prue Leith, she has some pretty big Chouxs to fill.
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This is excellent news, although following on from both Mary Berry and Prue Leith, she has some pretty big Chouxs to fill.
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It can get lower!
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It can get lower!
www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
Hootsuite will never get any business from me or any firm I'm procuring for. Pledge it and pass it on.
Hootsuite will never get any business from me or any firm I'm procuring for. Pledge it and pass it on.
Hootsuite CEO says ICE contract will stand as long as agency honours terms and conditions
‘We did nothing wrong here,’ head of Vancouver social media company said in internal call with employees
www.theglobeandmail.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
Hootsuite will never get any business from me or any firm I'm procuring for. Pledge it and pass it on.
Hootsuite will never get any business from me or any firm I'm procuring for. Pledge it and pass it on.
I see Chris Mason is wanking himself into a stupor this afternoon. Although referring to Sue Ellen Braverman as a Tory Big Beast may be a reach too far for the gossipy little weasel!
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I see Chris Mason is wanking himself into a stupor this afternoon. Although referring to Sue Ellen Braverman as a Tory Big Beast may be a reach too far for the gossipy little weasel!
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
If this was me I'd keep it on the down low but...
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If this was me I'd keep it on the down low but...
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'No one gets to talk shit about our shitshow country except me, or maybe the boy'
January 16, 2026 at 9:29 AM
'No one gets to talk shit about our shitshow country except me, or maybe the boy'
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Nigel Farage says “hand on heart” he wasn’t going to unveil Robert Jenrick as a defector at his second press conference of the day, planned at 430.
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Nigel Farage says “hand on heart” he wasn’t going to unveil Robert Jenrick as a defector at his second press conference of the day, planned at 430.
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Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
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The attitude of "We are reporters, we simply parrot what is presented to us, not journalists who might look at what they've been presented with and go "WTF is this nonsense, I have a few questions?"" has absolutely killed news media as anything other than a PR outlet for the bad guys.
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 AM
The attitude of "We are reporters, we simply parrot what is presented to us, not journalists who might look at what they've been presented with and go "WTF is this nonsense, I have a few questions?"" has absolutely killed news media as anything other than a PR outlet for the bad guys.
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A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
A reminder that bringing shitty posts over from That Fascist Site to be performatively angry about them here is a choice you don't have to make! You can just leave them there! There is so much else to be legitimately angry about! You will not lack for content!
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIFS
January 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIFS
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But tell us again how Britain and Europe are suppressing freedom of speech.
The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology." n.pr/4583d8f
Today is the Smithsonian's deadline to give thousands of documents to the White House
The White House says the Smithsonian Institution must submit materials about current and upcoming exhibitions and events for a review that will determine whether they express "improper ideology."
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
But tell us again how Britain and Europe are suppressing freedom of speech.
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Welcome to new Bluesky users.
Here’s how we do things:
1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol
2. No flisking
3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology
4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on
5. No questions
Good luck!
Here’s how we do things:
1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol
2. No flisking
3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology
4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on
5. No questions
Good luck!
January 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Welcome to new Bluesky users.
Here’s how we do things:
1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol
2. No flisking
3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology
4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on
5. No questions
Good luck!
Here’s how we do things:
1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol
2. No flisking
3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology
4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on
5. No questions
Good luck!
They fucking wish! Mid-landers
Where do people say they live in the North?
Although typically classed as being in the Midlands, majorities of those in the northern parts of Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Shropshire and Staffordshire consider themselves to live in the North
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
Although typically classed as being in the Midlands, majorities of those in the northern parts of Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Shropshire and Staffordshire consider themselves to live in the North
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
January 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
They fucking wish! Mid-landers
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It has become increasingly clear that X - a platform now actively producing explicit and abusive material against women and children - is not an appropriate platform to be using for our comms.
I will keep pushing for action from the govt & relevant authorities in this area.
I will keep pushing for action from the govt & relevant authorities in this area.
January 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
It has become increasingly clear that X - a platform now actively producing explicit and abusive material against women and children - is not an appropriate platform to be using for our comms.
I will keep pushing for action from the govt & relevant authorities in this area.
I will keep pushing for action from the govt & relevant authorities in this area.
I thought these fuckers were in favour of free speech...
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I thought these fuckers were in favour of free speech...