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Nordon’s pit of face eating leopards
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Radical left lunatic
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Even though we are all composed of the same matter, somehow some of us are more dense than others
When my grandma was in the final throes of Alzheimer’s she uncharacteristically defended the road rash on my face I earned from making dumb choices. Normally she would have lambasted me. This is what dementia does, and this is what I saw in Trump today in his meeting with Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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If you got upset because some environmentalists threw soup at the glass covering some famous paintings, you're gonna lose your shit when you find out famous paintings can be bought and sold by the wealthy, who can then do whatever they want to them.

Oh, you don't care about that? At all? Huh.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 7d
A rare Klimt painting has sold for $236.4 million, becoming the most expensive work of modern art ever sold at an auction. https://cnn.it/4pnRZEh
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Real people were hurting, so ending the shutdown was the right thing to do. I’m not talking about the poors, or the plebeians who rely on subsidized health care - but real people like Ted Cruz who had a non-zero chance of having his flight to Cancun delayed
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Looking like the Joker post heist trying to blend in and escape by removing his makeup
laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hey 2025 voters! Where the fuck were you last year
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Especially when other states fight to even the score. It just becomes a race to the bottom, while people don’t get adequate representation
gerrymandering is the ultimate zero sum game, even for the party drawing the maps
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Bizarro Hunter S Thompson, if you will
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I shook Bill Clinton’s hand, so 6 degrees of Jeffrey Epstein I guess
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I often think of a term coined by Michael Moore “Horatio Algiers syndrome” where people fantasize so much about making it big they vote to enrich those at the top of the ladder while simultaneously removing any rungs that will help themselves get to the top

www.businessinsider.com/snap-food-st...
The 'Big Beautiful Bill' slashes food stamps. One map shows how much red states depend on them.
Over 40 million Americans rely on SNAP. Trump's new legislation will cut nearly $200 billion from federal nutrition programs over the next decade.
www.businessinsider.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Adult converts aren't imbued with the requisite amount of shame required to be a Catholic
October 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Not sure why they are framing this shutdown about healthcare subsidies. The right doesn’t care because it hasn’t hit them yet, and the left doesn’t care because worrying about healthcare costs right now is like worrying about the quality of the buffet on the Titanic
October 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I drew this cartoon in 2005. Two thousand freaking five. Twenty years ago.
September 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In the wake of today’s violence I have struggled to decide what I, a low level user of social media with minimal followers, should say, but here it is.

Release the Epstein files.
September 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Democratic Party is too “woke” for some, not woke enough for others. While the left nitpicks every single candidate and issue, the right is running away with our democracy.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/u...
The Democratic Party Faces a Voter Registration Crisis
www.nytimes.com
August 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“Winnebago says that it is committed to preserving the planet.”
“Winnebago referred questions about the origins of its lauan to its supplier, Patrick Industries”

Fuck Winnebago for shrugging their shoulders and saying not our problem

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/w...
The Rainforests Being Cleared to Build Your R.V.
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Murphy’s law dictates that if there is a 50% chance of getting something right there is a 100% chance of getting it wrong
August 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“The justices’ order is technically only temporary, guiding how the administration can proceed while the challenge to Mr. Trump’s plans continues”

In other words, when a Democrat is in office it will be ruled illegal

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/08/u...
Supreme Court Clears Way for Mass Firings at Federal Agencies
www.nytimes.com
July 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Blaming Latinos for this is literally what they want you to do, instead of focusing on the billionaires and owning class who've poured hundreds of billions into a mass disinformation campaign targeted specifically at minorities.
July 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Get ready for the “what have they done to deserve my vote” crowd.

Unlike republicans, who long ago realized that part of the goal in voting is keeping democrats out of office, democrats still search for a reason to put democrats in office.

It’s how we got a 6-3 SCOTUS.
July 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Sotomayor: “By forging ahead and granting relief to the Government anyway, this Court endorses the radical proposition that the President is harmed, irreparably, whenever he cannot do something he wants to do, even if what he wants to do is break the law.”
June 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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EOs, which aren’t even laws in the first place, are now effectively amendments to the Constitution unless and until the Supreme Court, and only the Supreme Court, says otherwise.
June 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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“No right is safe in the new legal regime the Court creates.” –Justice Sonia Sotomayor.

One of the most chilling sentences I have ever read.
June 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
June 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM