Arielle Lalande
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sometimes the Greta Gerwig of hockey. film school survivor. opinions my own and very good all the time. words @offsidenewsco.bsky.social @canucksarmy.bsky.social @thebeaverton.com. she/her. // 💌 [email protected]
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"You Become Your Own Leader": Conor Garland's Path to Success | Vancouver Canucks
Can you picture yourself at sixteen years old?
At sixteen, you are encouraged to dream, and dream big. Maybe you’re already thinking about post-secondary education plans or your first full-time job. M...
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I’m so happy to get to share this piece! I had such a wonderful experience as part of the Botchford Project with the #Canucks this year. Garland was kind enough to lend a bit of his time and discuss his journey from the QMJHL to the present with me. Give it a read! www.nhl.com/canucks/news...
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The Stanchies: Red-hot Pittsburgh Penguins top Canucks 3-2
The Stanchies: Red-hot Pittsburgh Penguins top Canucks 3-2
Well, this game was a great time, until the dying seconds put a damper on things. If you thought you were getting a laid-back Sunday matinee between the Canucks and the Pittsburgh Penguins, you were likely caught off guard by the levels of absurdity displayed. This game had EVERYTHING: More homecoming narratives than a Marvel…
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January 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The Stanchies: Red-hot Pittsburgh Penguins top Canucks 3-2
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firing a team's longtime head coach but keeping the longtime general manager
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
firing a team's longtime head coach but keeping the longtime general manager
While the #Canucks are hot in the headlines, here’s my latest trying to make sense of a team with a lot of potential and not much to show for it right now.
January 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
While the #Canucks are hot in the headlines, here’s my latest trying to make sense of a team with a lot of potential and not much to show for it right now.
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3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Kevin Lankinen’s sharp saves not enough to carry Canucks to a win
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Kevin Lankinen’s sharp saves not enough to carry Canucks to a win
Welcome back to Stars of the Week at CanucksArmy! Every week, we’ll be bringing you our Top Three best and brightest performers on the Vancouver Canucks that week. Disagree with our picks or have your own stars to nominate? Let us know in the comments below! At this stage in the Canucks rebuild, two…
canucksarmy.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Kevin Lankinen’s sharp saves not enough to carry Canucks to a win
Canucks vs Sens tonight. Very stoppable force meets extremely movable object.
January 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Canucks vs Sens tonight. Very stoppable force meets extremely movable object.
My thoughts on the #Canucks this week: bad, they’re doing bad.
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Liam Öhgren and other young players leading the charge
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Liam Öhgren and other young players leading the charge
Welcome back to Stars of the Week at CanucksArmy! Every week, we’ll be bringing you our Top Three best and brightest performers on the Vancouver Canucks that week. Disagree with our picks or have your own stars to nominate? Let us know in the comments below! There are no stars in a week where…
canucksarmy.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My thoughts on the #Canucks this week: bad, they’re doing bad.
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3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Liam Öhgren and other young players leading the charge
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Liam Öhgren and other young players leading the charge
Welcome back to Stars of the Week at CanucksArmy! Every week, we’ll be bringing you our Top Three best and brightest performers on the Vancouver Canucks that week. Disagree with our picks or have your own stars to nominate? Let us know in the comments below! There are no stars in a week where…
canucksarmy.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Liam Öhgren and other young players leading the charge
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It is murder, plainly, and on video, and they'll look you in the eyes and describe a completely different reality. Pure delusion. Not to be overly dramatic, but it really feels like something's happened where our realities have entirely diverged. I have nothing in common with these people
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
It is murder, plainly, and on video, and they'll look you in the eyes and describe a completely different reality. Pure delusion. Not to be overly dramatic, but it really feels like something's happened where our realities have entirely diverged. I have nothing in common with these people
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CRA in blind panic after someone completes tax return in January
CRA in blind panic after someone completes tax return in January
OTTAWA - The Canadian Revenue Agency is reportedly in a state of total meltdown after receiving a complete tax report in the first few weeks of the new year.
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January 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
CRA in blind panic after someone completes tax return in January
Linus Karlsson is a feel-good story in a never ending carousel of feel-bad stories. My latest on the #Canucks ⬇️
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Linus Karlsson’s three-point week leads the charge into 2026
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Linus Karlsson’s three-point week leads the charge into 2026
Welcome back to Stars of the Week at CanucksArmy! Every week, we’ll be bringing you our Top Three best and brightest performers on the Vancouver Canucks that week. Disagree with our picks or have your own stars to nominate? Let us know in the comments below! Welcome to 2026! It’s a new calendar year,…
canucksarmy.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Linus Karlsson is a feel-good story in a never ending carousel of feel-bad stories. My latest on the #Canucks ⬇️
Reposted by Arielle Lalande
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Linus Karlsson’s three-point week leads the charge into 2026
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Linus Karlsson’s three-point week leads the charge into 2026
Welcome back to Stars of the Week at CanucksArmy! Every week, we’ll be bringing you our Top Three best and brightest performers on the Vancouver Canucks that week. Disagree with our picks or have your own stars to nominate? Let us know in the comments below! Welcome to 2026! It’s a new calendar year,…
canucksarmy.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
3 Canucks Stars of the Week: Linus Karlsson’s three-point week leads the charge into 2026
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The Grinch, Nickelback, the Victoire collectively moving like the evil Energizer Bunny, and distinct kicking motions. The Vancouver Goldeneyes could not catch a break.
The Goldies is out now! Thank you Lachlan for tapping me in to cover today!
The Goldies is out now! Thank you Lachlan for tapping me in to cover today!
The Goldies: #Goldeneyes drop holiday home game 4-2 to Victoire
Written by @ellycelly.bsky.social, who graciously stepped in the last minute and did a fantastic job!!
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Written by @ellycelly.bsky.social, who graciously stepped in the last minute and did a fantastic job!!
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December 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The Grinch, Nickelback, the Victoire collectively moving like the evil Energizer Bunny, and distinct kicking motions. The Vancouver Goldeneyes could not catch a break.
The Goldies is out now! Thank you Lachlan for tapping me in to cover today!
The Goldies is out now! Thank you Lachlan for tapping me in to cover today!
Reposted by Arielle Lalande
The Goldies: #Goldeneyes drop holiday home game 4-2 to Victoire
Written by @ellycelly.bsky.social, who graciously stepped in the last minute and did a fantastic job!!
lachinthecrease.subs...
Written by @ellycelly.bsky.social, who graciously stepped in the last minute and did a fantastic job!!
lachinthecrease.subs...
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Goldies: #Goldeneyes drop holiday home game 4-2 to Victoire
Written by @ellycelly.bsky.social, who graciously stepped in the last minute and did a fantastic job!!
lachinthecrease.subs...
Written by @ellycelly.bsky.social, who graciously stepped in the last minute and did a fantastic job!!
lachinthecrease.subs...
My Stanchies debut for this #Canucks season was a win…I didn’t know they could do that. Give it a read, click all the links, click all the ads!
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My Stanchies debut for this #Canucks season was a win…I didn’t know they could do that. Give it a read, click all the links, click all the ads!
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The Stanchies: Youth carries Canucks in weekend win vs. Wild
The Stanchies: Youth carries Canucks in weekend win vs. Wild
It’s always fun when we’ve got a Hockey Night in Canada matchup on our hands… Right? It was fun. Even while the Vancouver Canucks were staring down the barrel of the second game of a back-to-back against a surging top-10 Minnesota Wild team, it was fun. Then came the news that Elias Pettersson left warmups…
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December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Stanchies: Youth carries Canucks in weekend win vs. Wild
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November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Happy to be back covering the Canucks and being very silly about it along the way!
Here’s an out of context excerpt from my first column back:
Here’s an out of context excerpt from my first column back:
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Happy to be back covering the Canucks and being very silly about it along the way!
Here’s an out of context excerpt from my first column back:
Here’s an out of context excerpt from my first column back:
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"The #Canucks can officially say they had someone on the roster this year who is younger than the Nintendo Wii, and I am sure that makes us all feel really cool and normal about our lives."
Read the first Canucks Column of the season from @ellycelly.bsky.social here: buff.ly/N4DGlT0
Read the first Canucks Column of the season from @ellycelly.bsky.social here: buff.ly/N4DGlT0
October 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"The #Canucks can officially say they had someone on the roster this year who is younger than the Nintendo Wii, and I am sure that makes us all feel really cool and normal about our lives."
Read the first Canucks Column of the season from @ellycelly.bsky.social here: buff.ly/N4DGlT0
Read the first Canucks Column of the season from @ellycelly.bsky.social here: buff.ly/N4DGlT0
…that garlic dipping sauce does slap though. my latest very serious piece for the beaverton is live ⬇️
August 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
…that garlic dipping sauce does slap though. my latest very serious piece for the beaverton is live ⬇️
Reposted by Arielle Lalande
Reposted by Arielle Lalande
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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I wrote about John “Ozzy” Osbourne—a working class lad made good, who rose from a slaughterhouse killing floor to the highest echelons of rock stardom in spite of himself, who gave us heavy metal and left a more complex legacy than many realize—for @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/cult...
Ozzy Osbourne, Rock God Despite Himself (1948–2025)
The Prince of Darkness, who gave us heavy metal as we know it, has been laid to rest.
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July 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I wrote about John “Ozzy” Osbourne—a working class lad made good, who rose from a slaughterhouse killing floor to the highest echelons of rock stardom in spite of himself, who gave us heavy metal and left a more complex legacy than many realize—for @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/cult...
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Come see what Offside News Co is all about!
We’re especially looking for PWHL writers, transfemme writers, writers of colour, and any visual artists as we head into next season. Please reach out if you’re if you’re interested! Let’s have some fun with this stupid sport.
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We’re especially looking for PWHL writers, transfemme writers, writers of colour, and any visual artists as we head into next season. Please reach out if you’re if you’re interested! Let’s have some fun with this stupid sport.
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Open Meeting Alert! 📝🏒
Have you ever created a thread comparing NHLers to Labubus? Do you have strong opinions about PWHL expansion? Do you hate the Toronto Maple Leafs? You might be a hockey writer without even knowing. Join us for an open pitch meeting this Thursday!
Have you ever created a thread comparing NHLers to Labubus? Do you have strong opinions about PWHL expansion? Do you hate the Toronto Maple Leafs? You might be a hockey writer without even knowing. Join us for an open pitch meeting this Thursday!
July 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Come see what Offside News Co is all about!
We’re especially looking for PWHL writers, transfemme writers, writers of colour, and any visual artists as we head into next season. Please reach out if you’re if you’re interested! Let’s have some fun with this stupid sport.
⬇️
We’re especially looking for PWHL writers, transfemme writers, writers of colour, and any visual artists as we head into next season. Please reach out if you’re if you’re interested! Let’s have some fun with this stupid sport.
⬇️