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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 7h

@mirtle.bsky.social if you're looking for highbrow prose and a writer with a massive hockey intellect capable of delivering nuanced and insightful analysis in their Toronto Maple Leafs recaps I would suggest myself. You may peruse my live skeets in lieu of a writing sample

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 19h

The Core 4

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 19h

The "40-goal but all empty nets season" dream is alive

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 19h

Hopefully all the media bands together to post soberly about how important it is to protect the stars after Matthews gets hauled down without a call and the Leafs never touch the puck again until it's in their own net

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 19h

Nastyy

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 19h

Insane play by that fucking loser

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 20h

Another exceptionally clean game played by the team the Toronto Maple Leafs happen to be facing. Really impressive how cleanly everybody manages to play against the Toronto Maple Leafs

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 20h

The OEL game

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 20h

Nylander (terrible player, never looked worse) tied for 6th in league scoring

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 20h

It's so fun not to dump it in

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 20h

Our impressive defence play impressively below the goal line

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 21h

I would characterize this statistical evidence as overwhelmingly clear if I do say so myself

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 21h

20 teams have played 3 games this season. 18 of them have received 8 or more PP opportunities in those 3 games. The Leafs have 6

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 21h

No of course not

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 21h

Insane what a Bill point does for my mental health. Now to shoot one in the net

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 21h

Ah, the Maple Leafs. I am ready to have fun again

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2d

Lost the game because they dumped it in so well it went all the way around the boards and gave the other team a 2-on-1

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2d

Any guesses as to what team is currently last in the league at PP opportunities per game

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2d

Ok I'm gonna need Bill and Auston to shoot it into the net a couple times here because my mood is souring rapidly. Quick pickle mood

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2d

I guess they just pretend

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2d

Is there not a challenge yet for this shit

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2d

Incredible standard this afternoon again

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2d

Thanksgiving? More like, it's GIVING wildcard

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2d

2 pm hockey. No better time. A little early afternoon dump it out, dump it in. A little early afternoon will to live slowly draining from my body. A little early afternoon creeping realization we might suck mondo butt

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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta lose at least once if you want to win a nailbiter of a Game Seven at home to send yourself to the World Series. And if that is, indeed, your plan, you might even have to lose a couple more

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