elizabeth dutton
@elizabethdutton.bsky.social
California supremacist
co-host of Ridiculous Crime podcast
I wrote a book called Driftwood long ago
co-host of Ridiculous Crime podcast
I wrote a book called Driftwood long ago
I love Armenians. They are a resilient and joyous bunch in spite of all their sorrows. Good friends to have.
And a great piece of advice from those in the know for pretty much anyone: DON’T MESS WITH ARMENIANS.
And a great piece of advice from those in the know for pretty much anyone: DON’T MESS WITH ARMENIANS.
Armenian Worker in Van Nuys Responds to Dr. Oz: I’ve been an American citizen for 26 years. We are hardworking. I’ve worked here almost 20 years. We are in the United States. It doesn’t matter if you are Mexican, Armenian, Russian—we are all American.
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I love Armenians. They are a resilient and joyous bunch in spite of all their sorrows. Good friends to have.
And a great piece of advice from those in the know for pretty much anyone: DON’T MESS WITH ARMENIANS.
And a great piece of advice from those in the know for pretty much anyone: DON’T MESS WITH ARMENIANS.
Who wants to chip in on renting some ground penetrating radar and road tripping to the Rancho Palos Verdes golf club to do some forensic archaeology?
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Who wants to chip in on renting some ground penetrating radar and road tripping to the Rancho Palos Verdes golf club to do some forensic archaeology?
If you follow Zodiac or Dahlia stuff, or if you read/watch Michael Connelly stuff (I’m all of the above), you MUST read this article. I listened to the podcast and it was trash. Maddening, irresponsible, illogical trash. I see Connelly in a new, unflattering light.
for the weekend crowd: I dug into a new podcast that pins a bunch of notorious murders on a long-dead Jewish man from San Diego. It's the ugliest true crime property in recent memory. [gift link] defector.com/michael-conn...
Michael Connelly Should Stick To Fake Crime | Defector
The origin of Michael Connelly’s new true crime podcast, Killer in the Code, was a rather far-fetched tip fielded by Rick Jackson, a retired detective from the Los Angeles Police Department. A self-de...
defector.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If you follow Zodiac or Dahlia stuff, or if you read/watch Michael Connelly stuff (I’m all of the above), you MUST read this article. I listened to the podcast and it was trash. Maddening, irresponsible, illogical trash. I see Connelly in a new, unflattering light.
Shut down the government.
All nations boycott the World Cup.
General strike.
Don’t pay federal taxes.
All nations boycott the World Cup.
General strike.
Don’t pay federal taxes.
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Shut down the government.
All nations boycott the World Cup.
General strike.
Don’t pay federal taxes.
All nations boycott the World Cup.
General strike.
Don’t pay federal taxes.
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IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
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My hot take is that at minimum a domestic violence conviction should carry a lot more of the shame and restrictions of a sex offender; it should ban you nationally from gun ownership, jobs in law enforcement, schools, pretty much any public sector work. It’s our clearest red flag for future violence
Watching these videos of ICE attacking children, I can’t help but think about how many of these men first practiced their violence in their own homes.
Domestic violence teaches our oppressors to dehumanize the most vulnerable among us.
Domestic violence teaches our oppressors to dehumanize the most vulnerable among us.
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My hot take is that at minimum a domestic violence conviction should carry a lot more of the shame and restrictions of a sex offender; it should ban you nationally from gun ownership, jobs in law enforcement, schools, pretty much any public sector work. It’s our clearest red flag for future violence
Name a character from a tv show that you really really really wish was real.
January 22, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Name a character from a tv show that you really really really wish was real.
Does Karoline Leavitt’s big gold cross pendant care to comment?
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Does Karoline Leavitt’s big gold cross pendant care to comment?
He’s still gotta fly back.
🤞
🤞
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
He’s still gotta fly back.
🤞
🤞
They should give Obama a second, super special Nobel Peace Prize.
January 20, 2026 at 10:46 PM
They should give Obama a second, super special Nobel Peace Prize.
I think today may have broken me.
There’s the sorrow and the grief over murder in the street, and the sorrow and the grief over knowing nothing can or will change.
We’re sitting in front of a steamroller, waiting our turn.
There’s the sorrow and the grief over murder in the street, and the sorrow and the grief over knowing nothing can or will change.
We’re sitting in front of a steamroller, waiting our turn.
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I think today may have broken me.
There’s the sorrow and the grief over murder in the street, and the sorrow and the grief over knowing nothing can or will change.
We’re sitting in front of a steamroller, waiting our turn.
There’s the sorrow and the grief over murder in the street, and the sorrow and the grief over knowing nothing can or will change.
We’re sitting in front of a steamroller, waiting our turn.
This is essential advice.
I opened this app, read my feed, felt sick to my stomach/a tightness in my chest.
We can’t live like this and we can’t look away.
I’m going to do my best for those around me, friends & strangers alike. And I’m gonna take the occasional Ativan to keep from melting down.
I opened this app, read my feed, felt sick to my stomach/a tightness in my chest.
We can’t live like this and we can’t look away.
I’m going to do my best for those around me, friends & strangers alike. And I’m gonna take the occasional Ativan to keep from melting down.
Vibes are bleak. Try to take a deep breath, and then find something (small or big) that you can do to help someone who needs it
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This is essential advice.
I opened this app, read my feed, felt sick to my stomach/a tightness in my chest.
We can’t live like this and we can’t look away.
I’m going to do my best for those around me, friends & strangers alike. And I’m gonna take the occasional Ativan to keep from melting down.
I opened this app, read my feed, felt sick to my stomach/a tightness in my chest.
We can’t live like this and we can’t look away.
I’m going to do my best for those around me, friends & strangers alike. And I’m gonna take the occasional Ativan to keep from melting down.
Does he still pose like that now that everyone knows he does it?
if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Does he still pose like that now that everyone knows he does it?
Givsor Tatlum has overcome so much this season. A real inspiration.
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Givsor Tatlum has overcome so much this season. A real inspiration.
Thought you’d get a bigger bonus at the end of the year. Very disappointed. Your kid is failing math. Very disappointed. The bakery is out of carrot cake. Very disappointed.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you, man.
Warner: "Nothing would lead to the absolute destruction of NATO more than US aggressive action against a longtime ally like Denmark"
Schumer: "I asked for assurances that they were not planning operations in other countries like Colombia and Cuba, and I was very very disappointed in their answer"
Schumer: "I asked for assurances that they were not planning operations in other countries like Colombia and Cuba, and I was very very disappointed in their answer"
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Thought you’d get a bigger bonus at the end of the year. Very disappointed. Your kid is failing math. Very disappointed. The bakery is out of carrot cake. Very disappointed.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you, man.
I can’t count the number of shows I’ve seen there, so many of my favorite bands. What a time it was.
BREAKING: Bottom of the Hill, the storied rock club that’s hosted countless local bands as well as global superstars like Oasis, the Strokes, and the White Stripes, will shutter at the end of this year, owners say. What’s next for the space isn’t clear. www.coyotemedia.org/san-francisc...
Beloved SF Club Bottom of the Hill to Close at the End of 2026
One of the city’s last independent music venues, Bottom of the Hill has survived waves of gentrification, COVID closures, and more throughout its 35 years. Now, owners say it’s last call — on their ow...
www.coyotemedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I can’t count the number of shows I’ve seen there, so many of my favorite bands. What a time it was.
Me, when it happens. Here’s to 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Me, when it happens. Here’s to 2026!
Wrapping paper with a grid printed on the opposite side should be industry standard.
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wrapping paper with a grid printed on the opposite side should be industry standard.
Are you fucking kidding me
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Are you fucking kidding me
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all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
all I want for Christmas is the ability to remotely induce heart attacks in other people using my mind
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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I think the funniest thing to me is that the people who are working to create an Artificial General Intelligence is that it’s a bunch of libertarians who have never realised that what makes us smart as humans is community, society, empathy. The things they find an anathema.
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I think the funniest thing to me is that the people who are working to create an Artificial General Intelligence is that it’s a bunch of libertarians who have never realised that what makes us smart as humans is community, society, empathy. The things they find an anathema.
The sign language interpreter at the Rhode Island presser is AMAZING. The facial expressions. He’s a treasure.
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The sign language interpreter at the Rhode Island presser is AMAZING. The facial expressions. He’s a treasure.