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Paperclips and bubblegum. She/Her. 🏳️‍🌈
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada

https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
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Seriously, the amount of people who follow me assuming I'm American is hilarious. Hate to break it to you, but I'm Canadian. I'd like to help you with your Taco problem, but I can't. I'm sorry.

I'll cheer you on from the sidelines, though!
a woman in a blue shirt is throwing a baseball
Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is dancing and waving pompoms
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“I’ve had hotel staff sending post-it notes, bar staff sending DHS IDs, and loads of people saying their neighbour is an agent,” Skinner said.
January 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Yeah, that tracks...
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The world might be a lot less shitty of a place if we spent more time connecting with other cultures through food, conversation and maybe a little bit of understanding.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Is it because the child is already 💀? Is that why they can't get ill?
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Y'all Qaeda gave up on books long ago, but you really should consider taking up reading again. This shit is why that's important.

If ICE can murder white suburban moms in broad daylight while being filmed, they can come after you and your children.

Fuck Kristi Noem and these domestic terrorists.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I keep forgetting that The Traitors is a TV show, and not about Taco And Pals
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Regime propaganda / disinfo networks are instructed to share this video with the narrative that ICE was hit by the victim’s car.

This is disinfo & the goal is to make the population argue about the validity of the murder and cast doubt. To discourage you from demanding justice.
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Fuck ICE. Why are we even giving them the time of day, let alone selling them vehicles?!

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
ICE ordering fleet of 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian firm | CBC News
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement earmarked millions of dollars for a bulk order for 20 armoured vehicles from Canadian defence manufacturer Roshel that are built to resist bullets and bomb bla...
www.cbc.ca
January 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
👇THIS👇
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
1 sounds lovely
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I just got told by a trans woman who still sees herself as her kids' father, that because MY kid bestowed upon ME the title of Mom, that it's "harmful to the trans community". No, each person's transition and social interactions are their own, and should not be dictated by anyone else.
January 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Oh Jesus H Christ on a goddamn fucking cracker.

www.axios.com/2026/01/03/t...
Trump signals more Latin American invasions could be next after capturing Maduro
"Something's going to have to be done with Mexico," Trump told Fox and Friends.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA*GASP*HAHAHAHAHAHA
ICE vs ice at 44th and Hiawatha earlier today.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Yes.
What's your favorite cocktail?

1. tea & quiet time
2. coffee & darkness
3. rum & regrets
4. gin & gin & tonic
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
That was the most Lord of the Rings ending I've since since Lord of the Rings.
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Moss and Books, please
What would you like in the new year?

1. more moss, less mayhem
2. boozy milkshakes
3. curly fries & cash
4. more books, and more time to read them
January 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Happy New Year, bitches. 🥂🎉
a poster with dinosaurs and the date of january 1st
ALT: a poster with dinosaurs and the date of january 1st
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January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Best thing I've seen all year.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
May your day be restful and merry.
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Phase 3: Operation Birb has commenced!
Phase 1 of Christmas In The Kitchen: Operation Pancakes and Bacon is complete. Soon, Phase 2: Pumpkin Pie-a-rama
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Phase 1 of Christmas In The Kitchen: Operation Pancakes and Bacon is complete. Soon, Phase 2: Pumpkin Pie-a-rama
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Facebook blocked my post warning people that the US government is targeting NGOs who are identifying those who falsify the horrific history of residential school abuse.
Marco Rubio is using state sanctions against people calling out disinformation. Facebook trying to shut down discussion on this.
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM