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Paperclips and bubblegum. She/Her. 🏳️🌈
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada
https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada
https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
Teenager and I were just talking recently how we would have, and should have, had the kitten the whole time, but that's not how that works. But since my ex abandoned her, and it's been a significant enough time, OURS!! Well, it's my kid's cat, but still. 🙏
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Teenager and I were just talking recently how we would have, and should have, had the kitten the whole time, but that's not how that works. But since my ex abandoned her, and it's been a significant enough time, OURS!! Well, it's my kid's cat, but still. 🙏
Mine has been extra clingy recently, too. She's been needing to be right by my side for a few days now.
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Mine has been extra clingy recently, too. She's been needing to be right by my side for a few days now.
They decided to solve this problem a little less elegantly. They decided to stop hiring women.
January 18, 2026 at 1:28 AM
They decided to solve this problem a little less elegantly. They decided to stop hiring women.
He eventually fired her because she couldn't do the job she got hired for (ha! imagine that...) Last I heard she married some banker and started doing the trad wife thing, because that has never ended badly
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
He eventually fired her because she couldn't do the job she got hired for (ha! imagine that...) Last I heard she married some banker and started doing the trad wife thing, because that has never ended badly
I did not know this! That's sad
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I did not know this! That's sad
I gave the guy who hired her grief about it for a good couple of years after. Girl was dumber than a post.
January 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I gave the guy who hired her grief about it for a good couple of years after. Girl was dumber than a post.
I was there when it was written. It was a nightmare!
a man and a woman are standing in front of a sign that says spur man
ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a sign that says spur man
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I was there when it was written. It was a nightmare!
There was a woman who used to work at my work who said it all the time, and batted her eyelashes at men everywhere who would trip over themselves to help her. It was sad to see.
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
There was a woman who used to work at my work who said it all the time, and batted her eyelashes at men everywhere who would trip over themselves to help her. It was sad to see.
Just be happy you weren't there for Day 1. It was horrible.
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Just be happy you weren't there for Day 1. It was horrible.
The subscription model isn’t helping matters much, either.
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The subscription model isn’t helping matters much, either.
Is it Skyrim? I bet it's Skyrim
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Is it Skyrim? I bet it's Skyrim
I tried to find a version of the meme with various critters, but yes. Lots of things I would rather go through a polar vortex than meet up with in the wild.
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I tried to find a version of the meme with various critters, but yes. Lots of things I would rather go through a polar vortex than meet up with in the wild.
Because the places where the air doesn't hurt, everything else will.
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Because the places where the air doesn't hurt, everything else will.
My boss just ordered us pizza for lunch. He ordered well in advance, and I think gave a decent tip.
January 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
My boss just ordered us pizza for lunch. He ordered well in advance, and I think gave a decent tip.
Currently, I'm a 5. But on any given day, I'll cycle through all moods.
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Currently, I'm a 5. But on any given day, I'll cycle through all moods.
I enjoyed her work on one of the Deadpool series, but it was her run on Batgirl that made me a fangirl
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I enjoyed her work on one of the Deadpool series, but it was her run on Batgirl that made me a fangirl
Even if you don't happen to enjoy comic books, Gail has a tale to tell to tickle your fancy!
January 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Even if you don't happen to enjoy comic books, Gail has a tale to tell to tickle your fancy!