Elan Cat
elanthecat.bsky.social
Elan Cat
@elanthecat.bsky.social
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Libya. Iraq. Iran. Afghanistan. Laos. Vietnam. Haiti. Hawaii. Puerto Rico. Panama. Cuba. Guatemala. The Philippines. El Salvador. Bolivia. Mexico. Ecuador. Honduras. Nicaragua. Chile. Venezuela. I could go on and on.

What do these nations have in common?
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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he got banned
May 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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he likes them round 🍑🦛✨ pt. 2
March 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Taking BossDog for a ride~
July 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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sometimes you need an extra hand... or 7 🥴

🎨: @/fudatsu.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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Suspenders YCH for @alaic.bsky.social

Big Bear, Bigger Belly!
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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"As a Venezuelan who definitely lives in Venezuela, I am glad Maduro's corrupt regime has been overthrown. Me and all my friends are celebrating."
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Rec...
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January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Horsing around~
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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punching down at elected officials by suggesting that they do something
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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The canine’s study
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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My mother was a refugee of the Salvadoran civil war. The Americans backed the fascists that took over the country. Now Salvador is run by a pro yankee crypto dictator who has built the largest concentration camp in the western hemisphere. That, is American intervention.
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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"I'm no fan of Maduro but..." why do people in the US feel a need to preface things this way in 20-fucking-26
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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WE MUST DESTROY THE UNITED STATES
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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sanction us you spineless fucking cowards
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.

The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 AM