Effehezepe
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Effehezepe
@effehezepe.bsky.social
Wizard
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252 days
the most true theory edition
#deltarunetomorrow
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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0 dAyS sInCe I dRoPpEd My KiNdLe On My FaCe As I FeLl AsLeEp

I had made it up to 3. And I became proud. That’s where things went wrong.
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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(For the record I support deploying the military against the AI industry for laughs, not because it is a necessity for survival.)
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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ACAB for Cutie
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Real Estate: A Roof With All The Points
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:

1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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I stand by this.
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Sasquatch Diaries Jan 29th
sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org
January 30, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I plan to exit this world the same way I entered it. Yelling "Wu-Tang".
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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"I'm not a big soda person, but when they start to let you mix and match ... I got involved with that" 😂

— Ryan Coogler

(via Good Hang Pod)
January 28, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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Excited for the Iron Lung Movie
January 29, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Take me to bed
January 22, 2026 at 5:40 AM