MJ
@eeksys.bsky.social
⬡ 23 ⬡ he/they ⬡ referring to the voices in my head as "Chat" scares the hoes (genderneutral) apparently
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This is right wing media in a nutshell. Fear sells, especially to ignorant white people. May I live to see the day Fox News goes down in flames.
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
This is right wing media in a nutshell. Fear sells, especially to ignorant white people. May I live to see the day Fox News goes down in flames.
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Gov. Wes Moore (D-MD) says he was uninvited from a bipartisan White House dinner for governors
"As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"
"As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Gov. Wes Moore (D-MD) says he was uninvited from a bipartisan White House dinner for governors
"As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"
"As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"
This is my circus and these are my monkeys but the popcorn was like $12 so can you give me a sec
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This is my circus and these are my monkeys but the popcorn was like $12 so can you give me a sec
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Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
Trying to come up with quirky white boy thirst tweets but the fucking moral police have been on the frontlines all day 😝 Can't have shit in this head -🕷️
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Trying to come up with quirky white boy thirst tweets but the fucking moral police have been on the frontlines all day 😝 Can't have shit in this head -🕷️
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February 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Sometimes I wonder what radiation takes like
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Sometimes I wonder what radiation takes like
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contrary to popular belief i can in fact describe anyone or anything i like personally to be having “tboy swag”
January 24, 2026 at 12:28 AM
contrary to popular belief i can in fact describe anyone or anything i like personally to be having “tboy swag”
"All Eyes On Me" from Bo Burnham's Inside is the states at the rest of the world rn.
A comic breaking down in a self-aware pit of seeking attention... Aware that something awful is happening to him but he HAS to entertain the viewer.... you see it...
A comic breaking down in a self-aware pit of seeking attention... Aware that something awful is happening to him but he HAS to entertain the viewer.... you see it...
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
"All Eyes On Me" from Bo Burnham's Inside is the states at the rest of the world rn.
A comic breaking down in a self-aware pit of seeking attention... Aware that something awful is happening to him but he HAS to entertain the viewer.... you see it...
A comic breaking down in a self-aware pit of seeking attention... Aware that something awful is happening to him but he HAS to entertain the viewer.... you see it...
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*gently brushes your hair behind your ear with my big toe* shhhh baby it’s okay…..
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 AM
*gently brushes your hair behind your ear with my big toe* shhhh baby it’s okay…..
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trans guy in a hoodie and aviators that's the poonabomber
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
trans guy in a hoodie and aviators that's the poonabomber
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Sometimes a quirked up white boy wants nothing more than to lie down beside still waters
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Sometimes a quirked up white boy wants nothing more than to lie down beside still waters
If I get a fever from my vaccines on Monday I'm going to explode. I did NOT have a good reaction last time and I am NOT excited to have a PTSD episode without my mom for the first time since I was 16. I would rather have a double flare-up then get fever dream night terrors
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 AM
If I get a fever from my vaccines on Monday I'm going to explode. I did NOT have a good reaction last time and I am NOT excited to have a PTSD episode without my mom for the first time since I was 16. I would rather have a double flare-up then get fever dream night terrors
"Never trust how you think about life past 9pm!!" I say knowing at 9:01 I'll be Thinking Things
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 AM
"Never trust how you think about life past 9pm!!" I say knowing at 9:01 I'll be Thinking Things
I gotta be clocked into the Hopecore Factory every goddamn day or I start getting yelled at by my own head
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I gotta be clocked into the Hopecore Factory every goddamn day or I start getting yelled at by my own head
Thinking about a universe where I actually had a backbone and didn't get manipulated into a 6-year relationship.
January 11, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Thinking about a universe where I actually had a backbone and didn't get manipulated into a 6-year relationship.
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at the doctor. makin em laugh. at the grocery store. makin em laugh. at the dick sucking factory. they’re not laughing. cause of all the dick sucking
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
at the doctor. makin em laugh. at the grocery store. makin em laugh. at the dick sucking factory. they’re not laughing. cause of all the dick sucking
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I fucking hate Meta glasses and I think recording people without their knowledge/consent is weird, perverted, and sociopathic.
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I fucking hate Meta glasses and I think recording people without their knowledge/consent is weird, perverted, and sociopathic.
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fluidbonding witn the bros tonight. it’s where we drink beers together in a circle around a fire …. right ?
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
fluidbonding witn the bros tonight. it’s where we drink beers together in a circle around a fire …. right ?
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she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas
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Between Andrew Tate and Jake Paul it was a great weekend for seeing alleged rapists get their faces smashed in
December 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Between Andrew Tate and Jake Paul it was a great weekend for seeing alleged rapists get their faces smashed in
Am I the freakiest asexual you know? 🥺🥺🥺
December 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Am I the freakiest asexual you know? 🥺🥺🥺
Slobeth on my knob
Like cornith on the cob
Check in withe me
AND do-ith your jobe
Like cornith on the cob
Check in withe me
AND do-ith your jobe
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Slobeth on my knob
Like cornith on the cob
Check in withe me
AND do-ith your jobe
Like cornith on the cob
Check in withe me
AND do-ith your jobe
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she echo on my balls till i BEAM
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
she echo on my balls till i BEAM
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i believe in jacking off every doorknob before entering a room for good luck
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i believe in jacking off every doorknob before entering a room for good luck