oculisprimed
@edenstar.bsky.social
up to no good/on my usual bullshit/etc.
used to hate this but love doing it now bc they will pay more attention to the question this way
Pet peeve:
When someone's opening line is, "Can I as k you a question?"
Just ask the dang question
When someone's opening line is, "Can I as k you a question?"
Just ask the dang question
February 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
used to hate this but love doing it now bc they will pay more attention to the question this way
I lived too hard yesterday and am paying the price today
February 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I lived too hard yesterday and am paying the price today
starmer resign bitch
February 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
starmer resign bitch
*performatively* being a white rapper is soo hard
February 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
*performatively* being a white rapper is soo hard
I am so cooked chat
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I am so cooked chat
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millennials telling you the most concerning fucking childhood memories anyone's ever heard:
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
millennials telling you the most concerning fucking childhood memories anyone's ever heard:
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Ah here we go, the “Greens are antisemitic” screeching begins
February 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Ah here we go, the “Greens are antisemitic” screeching begins
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Love this guy deciding for me that i've removed myself from my own community.
What a bizarre thing to say.
That's before he even gets on to defending John Mann! 🤣
What a bizarre thing to say.
That's before he even gets on to defending John Mann! 🤣
I suspect that David Hirsh has had enough of Zack Polanski dining out on his Jewish heritage while having largely removed himself from the community. John Mann is perfectly capable of recognising antisemitism, and he is a respected friend of the Jewish community.
@davidhirsh.bsky.social
@davidhirsh.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Love this guy deciding for me that i've removed myself from my own community.
What a bizarre thing to say.
That's before he even gets on to defending John Mann! 🤣
What a bizarre thing to say.
That's before he even gets on to defending John Mann! 🤣
wouldn't be anyone with connections to mossad whose name rhymes with Jeff green
Would be absolutely fascinated to know who was giving this advice, considering it's already been confirmed certain Israeli arms manufacturers were demanding PA be banned.
Yvette Cooper is asked why she banned Palestine Action
"I followed the clear advice.. which was very clear about the recommendation for proscription of this group.. you have to take really seriously advice you are given.."
This is clearly the line she's going with.
"I followed the clear advice.. which was very clear about the recommendation for proscription of this group.. you have to take really seriously advice you are given.."
This is clearly the line she's going with.
February 15, 2026 at 11:39 AM
wouldn't be anyone with connections to mossad whose name rhymes with Jeff green
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My world, my Earth is a ruin. A planet spoiled by the human species. We multiplied and fought and gobbled until there was nothing left, and then we died. We controlled neither appetite nor violence; we did not adapt. We destroyed ourselves. But we destroyed the world first.
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 AM
My world, my Earth is a ruin. A planet spoiled by the human species. We multiplied and fought and gobbled until there was nothing left, and then we died. We controlled neither appetite nor violence; we did not adapt. We destroyed ourselves. But we destroyed the world first.
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Time passing simulator 2026
February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Time passing simulator 2026
Yeah all this estrogen makes me so angry 🙄
Oh please do fuck off.
Tell you what, now ask if pathetic far right incel ideology is doing the same, because let's be honest they are far more likely.
Tell you what, now ask if pathetic far right incel ideology is doing the same, because let's be honest they are far more likely.
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Yeah all this estrogen makes me so angry 🙄
:/
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 AM
:/
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star trek needs carpets again
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
star trek needs carpets again
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We live on twitch.tv/pickle_bee playing more Cairn!
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
We live on twitch.tv/pickle_bee playing more Cairn!
Did not know Hitler stars in the Bible but makes sense in retrospect
in awe of this mural at the museum of biblical art in dallas where hitler is not only depicted as bigger than jesus but also appears at least TWICE if you look close enough
February 11, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Did not know Hitler stars in the Bible but makes sense in retrospect
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My private one-to-one chats with a horrific sex trafficker's chum are raising a lot of questions already answered by my private one-to-one chats with a horrific sex trafficker's chum
BREAKING: Wes Streeting publishes his private WhatsApp messages with Peter Mandelson in apparent attempt to draw a line under their friendship. They reveal:
:: He feared being “toast at the next election” in his Ilford North seat, adding: “There isn’t a clear answer to the question: why Labour?”.
:: He feared being “toast at the next election” in his Ilford North seat, adding: “There isn’t a clear answer to the question: why Labour?”.
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
My private one-to-one chats with a horrific sex trafficker's chum are raising a lot of questions already answered by my private one-to-one chats with a horrific sex trafficker's chum
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:/
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
CHICAGO—Saying he couldn’t remember the last time an immigration raid had been so convenient, fast, or fun, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond reportedly scored an easy win Monday ...
theonion.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
:/
Love to see Prue getting in on the general strike
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Love to see Prue getting in on the general strike
lmao
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:09 AM
lmao
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in need of repairs..
October 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
in need of repairs..
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to the new girls, i just want to say, it gets better... you wont listen to against me anymore
February 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
to the new girls, i just want to say, it gets better... you wont listen to against me anymore
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COMPOSURE - Could he be... a member of the *homo-sexual underground*?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
COMPOSURE - Could he be... a member of the *homo-sexual underground*?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.
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went here and everyone said they love and support you
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
went here and everyone said they love and support you