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@earlydeparture.bsky.social
Next they're gonna say that gambling has no addiction risk
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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he deked a shooter in pennsylvania

he dooked a shooter on pennsylvania ave
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Gotta wonder how something "universal" has room for expansion
Because we're all trapped in the event horizon of the 2016 primary we have to pretend that "universal healthcare", something that every Democratic administration has worked to expand since Truman, is something that "liberalism" has fought against, instead of a bog-standard part of the platform.
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Even when there’s no accountability, the record matters. Credit to the Wikipedia editors maintaining this page.
Deaths, detentions and deportations of American citizens in the second Trump administration - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
When you're so used to not doing the actual work that you don't realize you've been invited to the meeting that is supposed to plan the actual work
January 22, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Update from ICE-occupied Minneapolis: I now have to drive through a checkpoint to drop my dog off at doggie daycare
January 22, 2026 at 3:40 PM
5 parents raising 15 children would be easier than 2 parents raising 2 children
One thing that would definitely work to increase the birth rate is decreasing the length of pregnancy. 9 women could work together in a team to produce a baby in one month
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
What do the people who flew the gadsden flag over the past 35 years think treading looks like?
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Don't let copaganda fool you – police violence is not tied to their safety.

The vast majority of police killings actually start with officers responding to a suspected non-violent situation or a case where no crime has been reported.
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
In the mid-90s, I played a carnival game next to David Robinson at the mall of america
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I want a candidate who supports UBI

Universal Basic Injectables (glp-1s, lip fillers, Botox)
Are they just planning these voter focus groups by Mad Libs now? www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wondering if pluribus is a show about cataplexy.
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Everyone should listen to the podcast about this, and parents even more so features.apmreports.org/sold-a-story/
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Apparently many many more people still need to listen to this
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Claude commercial before this movie saying "theres never been a better time to have no qualifications, no resources" feels a little too on the nose
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Web 4.0 is posting an easily answered question to social media and having someone else respond with a chatbot's answer.
August 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Web 4.0 will be made of sites that exclusively publish non-AI material
July 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
April 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
a mcgruffin
Can't make this shit up: Apparently McGruff the Crime Dog is making an appearance on Columbia's campus... Public Safety is doing a collab with NYPD offering to engrave students' electronics with NYPD contact info...
April 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
@mtsw hail to the thief
April 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Shocker
April 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I think UHNW people can profit, so there's some personal upside, scavenging assets at recession fire-sale prices
This is true and also I'm still not quite processing it. According to even the more naive theories of politics, capital would have intervened long before this point. There is no secret backup plan that lets capital profit from this situation
April 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@mtsw trump is egg
April 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM