Dascenzo
@dascenzo.bsky.social
“Just because you don’t give up doesn’t mean you will make it”
Bear
Kyle Pitts with 3 games left in 2025:
73 catches (career high)
797 receiving yards
4 TDs (ties career high)
He's set to become a free agent this offseason.
73 catches (career high)
797 receiving yards
4 TDs (ties career high)
He's set to become a free agent this offseason.
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Bear
Adam Friedland talked to Nick Wright for over an hour and a half?
a girl with pigtails is standing on a street and says i 'd rather be burned at the stake
ALT: a girl with pigtails is standing on a street and says i 'd rather be burned at the stake
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December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Adam Friedland talked to Nick Wright for over an hour and a half?
Halloween costume idea. Just cover your forearm with Saran Wrap and be “brand new tattoo guy”
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Halloween costume idea. Just cover your forearm with Saran Wrap and be “brand new tattoo guy”
I’m getting Carrie arrested at Brodie’s house vibes from this whole thing. Gotta discredit him.
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m getting Carrie arrested at Brodie’s house vibes from this whole thing. Gotta discredit him.
Did Sherrone only get the head job because he knew where the bodies are buried?
December 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Did Sherrone only get the head job because he knew where the bodies are buried?
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It’s a very festive Bonus Bang on the free feed!
Revisit the 2016 tour, live from Vancouver!! 🎅
Revisit the 2016 tour, live from Vancouver!! 🎅
December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s a very festive Bonus Bang on the free feed!
Revisit the 2016 tour, live from Vancouver!! 🎅
Revisit the 2016 tour, live from Vancouver!! 🎅
Dontrelle Willis.Ilitch
There was literally no reason to extend Jacob Markstrom when the #NJDevils did. And that contract doesn't kick in for another seven months. Yikes
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dontrelle Willis.Ilitch
I can finally ask AI a question!
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I can finally ask AI a question!
When I was a youth I’d have no idea why I hated a team. Now there can be one person that just makes the worst points in a discord and I’ll hate an entire university because of it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When I was a youth I’d have no idea why I hated a team. Now there can be one person that just makes the worst points in a discord and I’ll hate an entire university because of it.
This is the dumbest group of people on Survivor and they put two of these mother fuckers on fifty. Shits dead.
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
This is the dumbest group of people on Survivor and they put two of these mother fuckers on fifty. Shits dead.
But it’s just a MLM
If you want to show you're smart tell people which Learned League rundle you're in
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
But it’s just a MLM
@robcesternino.bsky.social Uncle Rob, I can’t watch these idiots anymore.
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
@robcesternino.bsky.social Uncle Rob, I can’t watch these idiots anymore.
I would simply refuse to take people on the reward with me. It’s an individual game. Fuck them all.
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I would simply refuse to take people on the reward with me. It’s an individual game. Fuck them all.
I’m here for all Pat Forde disses
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m here for all Pat Forde disses
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Hey Pat Forde is a gross old man creep you shouldn’t look to him here tysm
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hey Pat Forde is a gross old man creep you shouldn’t look to him here tysm
Jimmy John’s, you’ve fucked me for the last time.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Jimmy John’s, you’ve fucked me for the last time.
Michigan is being disrespectful to the bowl system by not waiting until after to fire him.
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Michigan is being disrespectful to the bowl system by not waiting until after to fire him.
I guess Sherrone Moore gets to coach the Houston Rockets now.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I guess Sherrone Moore gets to coach the Houston Rockets now.
Brian Kelly to Michigan, they’re built for each other.
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Brian Kelly to Michigan, they’re built for each other.
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Frame of reference on RJ Petit’s size: He’s the other guy in my profile pic.
Tigers have lost No. 30 prospect RJ Petit in the Rule 5 Draft. The 6-foot-8, 300-pound RH reliever goes with first overall pick to Rockies, who just hired former Tigers director of pitching Gabe Ribas as an assistant pitching coach.
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Frame of reference on RJ Petit’s size: He’s the other guy in my profile pic.
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Tigers have lost No. 30 prospect RJ Petit in the Rule 5 Draft. The 6-foot-8, 300-pound RH reliever goes with first overall pick to Rockies, who just hired former Tigers director of pitching Gabe Ribas as an assistant pitching coach.
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tigers have lost No. 30 prospect RJ Petit in the Rule 5 Draft. The 6-foot-8, 300-pound RH reliever goes with first overall pick to Rockies, who just hired former Tigers director of pitching Gabe Ribas as an assistant pitching coach.
I thought this was Ric Flair
it was never a secret how archie felt about lane, but he’s fully in his say-whatever-the-hell-i-damn-well-please era and i want more
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I thought this was Ric Flair
“I work at Planned Parenthood. You probably ain’t seen the last of me.”
IN EPISODE TWO
IN EPISODE TWO
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
“I work at Planned Parenthood. You probably ain’t seen the last of me.”
IN EPISODE TWO
IN EPISODE TWO