No dog can truly be Best In Show unless it successfully completes the obstacle course.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
No dog can truly be Best In Show unless it successfully completes the obstacle course.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
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Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
Just found out CBS Saturday Morning got cancelled. Some of the best cultural programming around; good good stuff and amazing music. Ugh.
October 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just found out CBS Saturday Morning got cancelled. Some of the best cultural programming around; good good stuff and amazing music. Ugh.
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
Explain in detail how Batman’s uber-specific fortresses, vehicles, and accessories were all created without anyone knowing his secret identity? (Hint: shell companies)
September 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Explain in detail how Batman’s uber-specific fortresses, vehicles, and accessories were all created without anyone knowing his secret identity? (Hint: shell companies)
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For anyone who needs respite from the news, I highly recommend Taskmaster, an extremely silly long-running UK show in which five comedians compete at absurd tasks. Low-stress, high-pleasure, lots of laughs, utterly disconnected from reality. As your doctor, I hereby prescribe one episode minimum.
Series 1, Episode 1 - 'Melon buffet.' | Full Episode | Taskmaster
YouTube video by Taskmaster
www.youtube.com
September 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
For anyone who needs respite from the news, I highly recommend Taskmaster, an extremely silly long-running UK show in which five comedians compete at absurd tasks. Low-stress, high-pleasure, lots of laughs, utterly disconnected from reality. As your doctor, I hereby prescribe one episode minimum.
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4 USC § 7 specifies that no other flag should fly above the US flag, meaning that if the US flag is at half staff, other flags should be as well.
Note that this does not require any particular statement to be made, but does explain why you can expect to see all state flags also half-staffed.
Note that this does not require any particular statement to be made, but does explain why you can expect to see all state flags also half-staffed.
September 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
4 USC § 7 specifies that no other flag should fly above the US flag, meaning that if the US flag is at half staff, other flags should be as well.
Note that this does not require any particular statement to be made, but does explain why you can expect to see all state flags also half-staffed.
Note that this does not require any particular statement to be made, but does explain why you can expect to see all state flags also half-staffed.
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Help me out!
Help me and my class out, BlueSky!
www.donorschoose.org/project/lear...
www.donorschoose.org/project/lear...
Learning And Growing In Vibrant Color, a project from Mr. Dunford
Help me give my students the gift of high-quality copies and reproductions in my classroom: we need a new printer and toner badly, and this will dramatically improve my classroom and instructional ...
www.donorschoose.org
August 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Help me out!
Help me and my class out, BlueSky!
www.donorschoose.org/project/lear...
www.donorschoose.org/project/lear...
Learning And Growing In Vibrant Color, a project from Mr. Dunford
Help me give my students the gift of high-quality copies and reproductions in my classroom: we need a new printer and toner badly, and this will dramatically improve my classroom and instructional ...
www.donorschoose.org
August 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Help me and my class out, BlueSky!
www.donorschoose.org/project/lear...
www.donorschoose.org/project/lear...
Bear minimum for holding a conversation: Fozzie, Yogi, Baloo, Berenstein, Paddington, Winnie, Berenstain, Boo Boo, Care, and Smökey.
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Bear minimum for holding a conversation: Fozzie, Yogi, Baloo, Berenstein, Paddington, Winnie, Berenstain, Boo Boo, Care, and Smökey.
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Since @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is so concerned about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social housing maybe he should address his own property tax bill of just $213 a year thanks to a sweetheart deal he supported when he served in the state Assembly that will last through 2032. nypost.com/2022/01/23/r...
Exclusive | Rep. Hakeem Jeffries pays just $200 in property taxes thanks to sweetheart subsidy law
Public records show that Jeffries and his family reside in a condo unit in Prospect Heights, paying just $213 a year in property taxes.
nypost.com
August 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Since @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is so concerned about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social housing maybe he should address his own property tax bill of just $213 a year thanks to a sweetheart deal he supported when he served in the state Assembly that will last through 2032. nypost.com/2022/01/23/r...
Music supervisor on a TV show.
What job are you extremely unlikely to ever get that you think you would kick ass at?
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
July 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Music supervisor on a TV show.
Hello, I’m an elementary school teacher in a film. My classroom is always quiet and orderly. There is an apple frequently on my desk. My classroom is clean and well-appointed. I can become principal at any time without any training!
Hello, I'm a blogger/internet journalist in a film. I will be seen being nervous as hell while trying to break a massive conspiracy wide open only to be killed by the bad guy after which a print journalist or a cop breaks the story to which I've been devoting my life.
bsky.app/profile/scal...
bsky.app/profile/scal...
Hello, I'm an author in a film. I will be seen doing anything but writing a book, because typing is boring. Then I will have a 30-second montage of clicking away at a keyboard, I will hand a ream of paper to my editor who will declare it to be genius and a week later I will be atop the NYT list.
July 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hello, I’m an elementary school teacher in a film. My classroom is always quiet and orderly. There is an apple frequently on my desk. My classroom is clean and well-appointed. I can become principal at any time without any training!
Cancelled my Paramount Plus subscription this morning. It was a business decision.
July 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Cancelled my Paramount Plus subscription this morning. It was a business decision.
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There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
July 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
Give it up for Andrew Cuomo, who has consistently shown that he refuses to take “no” for an answer.
July 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Give it up for Andrew Cuomo, who has consistently shown that he refuses to take “no” for an answer.
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To put it another way - if you are still breathing, you did not actually die on that hill. You may have been pushed off it, battered, bruised, bloodied, but that's not dead.
And there are other hills. They might be in danger. It might be very hard to defend them now that you're pushed off this one.
And there are other hills. They might be in danger. It might be very hard to defend them now that you're pushed off this one.
June 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
To put it another way - if you are still breathing, you did not actually die on that hill. You may have been pushed off it, battered, bruised, bloodied, but that's not dead.
And there are other hills. They might be in danger. It might be very hard to defend them now that you're pushed off this one.
And there are other hills. They might be in danger. It might be very hard to defend them now that you're pushed off this one.
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We're gonna build something this summer
Constructive Summer
The Hold Steady · Stay Positive · Song · 2008
open.spotify.com
June 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We're gonna build something this summer