Gega the Golden Witch
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Gega the Golden Witch
@dudeakoff.bsky.social
I'm still mainly on twitter because I'm dumb
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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Awesome how we just occasionally go “And of course, it’s bad that the police and the security services occasionally get fuckloads of people killed and then lie like hell about it, and nobody is willing to punish them or change anything beyond asking them to be nicer”, and then forget about it again.
Manchester Arena bereaved families say MI5 must be fully included in new law on cover-ups
The law follows campaigning by families affected by the 1989 Hillsborough disaster that claimed 97 lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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"Is Rance Woke?" - the greatest thread in the history of vndb, locked by a moderator after Sengoku Rance was deemed to have too much gameplay to qualify as a Visual Novel.
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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A prominent commentator in the fighting game community, Sajam, has announced he will not participate in future EVO events following its acquisition by the Saudi government.
'It's a pretty big deal for me as a human': One of the FGC's most popular commentators is stepping away from future EVO events following its Saudi buyout
Sajam called the choice "bad for me financially."
www.pcgamer.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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i wonder what combination of microsoft writing ten billion lines of windows code with ai + game developers downsized beyond feasible limits + every game now installs an anti-cheat rootkit on your pc will lead to an extremely public disaster in the coming years
December 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's pretty funny how this is true across a wide range of sectors. Dudes who cover MMA, originally just because they thought cage fighting was awesome, just becoming the most jaded, most hardline workers rights people I've met.
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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put it in the newspaper that i didn't find it hot i merely found it an intellectually stimulating horror scenario it's not indicative of anyth
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I like the one where they bring in the circus animals because the episode ran short.
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The strategy of intentionally obfuscating what is and isn't the result of an LLM, so a bunch of useful idiots can "well actually..." people legitimately mad about "AI" into silence, works depressingly well.
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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once again reminding everyone that we have 100 years of study showing that more than 40 hours a week drops you under 40 hours of productivity basically immediately.

Crunch is one of those things that is completely debunked, but executives think science makes their dicks small
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It is pretty funny that the core reason why the Labour party is dying is that everyone in charge there is too locked in on getting the cushy job at the Tony Blair Institute.
Yes, again, none of “democracy or freedom and equality” are compatible with systematically destroying a subject populace of non-people who have no rights, that you have conquered and now rule over and murder with total impunity.
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Yes! Yes! I love Moomin! He's so popular! All the different Moomins 115mins
July 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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they should do an independent review into how much care is missed because interacting with the nhs is like running full speed skull first into brick walls
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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LMAO???????
wait why do i have a "hate symbol" label? let me just look into... oh for fuck's sake
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Dead Rising 1 is entirely carried by the aesthetic of Japanese people being fascinated by BIG AMERICA and every other entry misses the forest for the trees.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Before committing to the bit, be sure to dig two graves
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Courts should probably award Miyazaki a few no consequences kills at this point
80 euro videogame btw
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Year 17 of super austerity sucks on its own, but the UK doing constant nanny state bullshit on top of it is such a kick in the teeth.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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People need to get better at realizing when somethings implicitly right wing. Like Perepetia is an anime girl military uniform insim. The dev is Polish. Its like "Well duh".
Finding out the official Underrail discord is indistinguishable from a /pol/ thread was a little disappointing but the devs are Serbian, so it makes sense.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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when designing a character an important part is deciding which fetish of yours they're catering too. that's what really separates a great character from a middling one.
December 17, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Not QRT dunking is so much harder on this site.
[Article about a thing getting worse, that's clearly the result of forces of capital making up new frontiers in an increasingly absurd attempt at maintaining growth and the status quo]
Top reply: "Everyone getting brain damage from COVID caused this"
October 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Every single one of these major game publisher acquisitions has it come out in some form 'yeah leadership figured that shit was about to collapse under its own weight so they found some dimwits to buy them' and the ink wasn't even dry on the EA one before we found it out
September 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM