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Ashcan
@ashcan.bsky.social
name's ash, i write sometimes and i take photos slightly more often | 🔞🔞🔞🔞 | she/her/it | minors and LLM imagery will be blocked | dogslop with catjank characteristics | profile picture by @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social
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any silent hill f tweets i make will be tagged with #DogEnding, i will do my best to graphic tag images+rot13 mega spoilers but just be aware of what to mute. i will be there the second it unlocks
this kinda goes crazy
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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2B Cloud for my satisfaction
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
life is amazing
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
fuck it edibles and mechwarrior
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
discord's statuses are one of the few good recent features
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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We got gen-AI dubs from Amazon and gen-AI subs from Crunchyroll, but if you torrent a fansub that real people worked to translate, code, and stylize, you're the piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Why not help your friends by being girls? I promise they’ll love it!
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
what were they cooking
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
might have to hop on green tea bitch
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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an ideal nation would use kilometers on the road, imperial in the house except for the kitchen and the garage, fahrenheit when outside and celsius when making tea or coffee, and use mililiters and liters for Literally Everything. unfortunately this nation is canada
June 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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"IF THE THREE STOOGES WERE STILL ALIVE TODAY"
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
alatreon is a kinda sick as fuck fight, 5th gen mh works really well when it's operating in an ffxiv esque register
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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monhun players be like peep the build and then have gems like Forcefem lv3 x1 Backshot lv2 x3 Load lv1 x5
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
kulve taroth is actual abysmal dogshit
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
akira yamaoka viewed his role in that game as a way to introduce hundreds of indie musicians to people in hopes that even just one would resonate with each player and let them find a new favorite. this is a disgusting and depressing repudiation of one of the few human and good things about the OG
Let It Die: Inferno what the hell, man?
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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im gonna puke
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"The snail farm in Boozy, Champagne" sounds like a bit from Top Secret
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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In Left 4 Dead, the Witch detecting the player is unaffected by the flashlight. Voice lines play that reference this mechanic, it's even shown in the original's trailer, people will swear up and down that it's a thing, but the functionality simply does not exist.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
why have i never seen frisbee forcefem
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
we're almost out of milk so i made a bowl of cheerios by diluting heavy cream with water. i call this tasting experience Anti-Skim Milk. all the creaminess and none of the body. crazy shit
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i'll join your party and my stats seem good but my abilities have anti-synergies with the protagonist's default job. also i have so much dialogue between missions that it becomes a chore to go through all my trees, but my romance scenes are at least bizarre and written by an insane person
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM