Just a duck
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Just a duck
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Half stack poultry. they/them. cn=jpsroot

I have brain problems now (for real)
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Been watching old eps of American Gladiators and I think I understand part of why it did so well: The level of sportsmanship on display FAR EXCEEDS what I remember most sports on 80s/90s TV to be. Sure there's occasional tussles, but everyone's mostly sharing hugs, fistbumps and shoulder pats. :)
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Kumail nanjiani's new special over on Disney, of all my places, is completely great
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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The US has removed an individual from the modern financial system because he annoyed a rich person.
Former EU Commissioner Thierry Breton has been sanctioned by the United States for threatening Twitter with consequences for possible inaction on removal of illegal content and disinformation requirements. #Image(s) #EuropeanUnion

https://i.redd.it/eir5vtgu019g1.png
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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disney should go back to making movies about how it’s ok to steal from rich people
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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People have no clue how often a raped woman ends up in jail accused of lying to police simply because her rapist is a cop or a cop's buddy.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Do you love #C64?

Do you love Wordle (I do!)?

Well, if that's yes x 2, then let me tell you some news.

I have just released my first C64 game in quite a while. Go get #Birdle while it's hot.

Another daft Megastyle release.

Enjoy. Or not. I kinda enjoyed making it.

roysterini.itch.io/birdle-c64
Birdle C64 by Roysterini
Another Wordle clone on C64, but bird themed.
roysterini.itch.io
December 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Mental health is collapsing further because it is the season for that.

Also because sometimes my body forgets how to breathe now, and since that's been declared a mental health program too, I guess one day that will just escalate far enough that I die from that?

I wish I knew when though
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Reagan's project was successful: now, many Americans have no idea what a "public good" is.

Their only framework for social interaction--outside friends & family--is set by the concepts of private property & consumer choice.

That explains a lot about voting patterns & the dying sense of civic duty.
Today I helped someone at the library who didn't know you could borrow items for free. She gave me her library card and $40 to pay for the books. Was delighted when I said everything is free to use.

I'd never encountered that before. I assumed people just knew library items were free and public.
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Chickens belong in space
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Low rendering distance today in Oregon
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Should I buy an e trike?
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When trying to explain the Aussie game "goon of fortune", it was explained to me that the meaning of the word goon has changed. I had previously not been informed
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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new comic for patreons B)

patreon.com/stupidtwink
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Is Ariana grande ai?
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Most women who are raped don't fight back. Responses include freeze, flop & friend (placate the attacker). The law (written by & for men) doesn't consider this & defense attorneys "portray the normal behavior of women, as ‘unusual’ or ‘inconsistent.’" www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
Everything We Know About Rape Is Wrong
The book “Girls Play Dead,” by Jen Percy, is a “riveting, heartrending analysis of what sexual assault does to women,” Sophie Gilbert writes:
www.theatlantic.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Words
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm late to this party but Todd in the shadows worst pop songs of the year is a banger

youtu.be/41A5knAYlaE?...

Disclaimer: I am a pop music enjoyer
The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2025
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm an oroborus of laziness
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Capybara
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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bears repeating
December 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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None of this is “good faith political debate,” and it’s not a coincidence that all these outlets are suddenly interested in the same “discussion” at the same time.

Treating women’s humanity like a thought exercise makes it that much easier to legislate away
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM