duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸
@duckistic.bsky.social
(nsfw, minors go away 🔞)
duck, 25, they/them works. I like sad soft boys and writing comments that are far too long
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https://archiveofourown.org/users/adhduck
duck, 25, they/them works. I like sad soft boys and writing comments that are far too long
profile picture by rysiutokwiat!
https://archiveofourown.org/users/adhduck
Truman show au with pete pov is actually genius
the story is from pete's pov in a science universe. ed and stede are making a new friend with pete. they realize they're being truman show'ed, and everyone is grumpy. it's the first day of spring.
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Truman show au with pete pov is actually genius
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mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man
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a lil #TakeTwoTuesday meets ICYMI for mine and @aliassamm.bsky.social's kinktober collab!! blending merstede/kraken ed tentacle smut with the classic 'helping out a pal pining while fucking' trope because why not 👌
archiveofourown.org/works/74507466
archiveofourown.org/works/74507466
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
a lil #TakeTwoTuesday meets ICYMI for mine and @aliassamm.bsky.social's kinktober collab!! blending merstede/kraken ed tentacle smut with the classic 'helping out a pal pining while fucking' trope because why not 👌
archiveofourown.org/works/74507466
archiveofourown.org/works/74507466
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November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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BEGGING people to write an actual fucking description in the alt text and not just a silly joke that helps no-one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
BEGGING people to write an actual fucking description in the alt text and not just a silly joke that helps no-one.
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Hey folks, if you aren’t already vaccinated, or don’t know your status, get vaccinated and protect babies who may be too young to get their shots. It’s easy and painless, and mine was free with my insurance, so talk to your healthcare provider and do the thing!
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:
“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
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“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey folks, if you aren’t already vaccinated, or don’t know your status, get vaccinated and protect babies who may be too young to get their shots. It’s easy and painless, and mine was free with my insurance, so talk to your healthcare provider and do the thing!
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once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
(I feel pretty good about this, though not about whether anyone around me survives 💀)
(I feel pretty good about this, though not about whether anyone around me survives 💀)
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
(I feel pretty good about this, though not about whether anyone around me survives 💀)
(I feel pretty good about this, though not about whether anyone around me survives 💀)
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i've gotten a sneak peek at this one and it's VERY FUN. so wet. and some extreeeeeeeeeeemely homoerotic and just plain erotic touching
It’s time for my second @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social fic! This one is for @scholiast.bsky.social - I hope you enjoy!! 6 chapters, posting over the next couple weeks 🦭🦦🌊💙
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74554296
#ofmdfic
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i've gotten a sneak peek at this one and it's VERY FUN. so wet. and some extreeeeeeeeeeemely homoerotic and just plain erotic touching
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Oh hey guess what! I believe my trans siblings deserve to live happy lives with a natural lifespan! That’s not the kind of thing we should have to say out loud - it should be the default!
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh hey guess what! I believe my trans siblings deserve to live happy lives with a natural lifespan! That’s not the kind of thing we should have to say out loud - it should be the default!
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I got myself a miniature house model kit as something fun to do during surgery recovery, hoping that tiny Olu and tiny Jim would fit, and look at him he fits perfectly 😭🩵🧡
#tealoranges
#tealoranges
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I got myself a miniature house model kit as something fun to do during surgery recovery, hoping that tiny Olu and tiny Jim would fit, and look at him he fits perfectly 😭🩵🧡
#tealoranges
#tealoranges
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It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd
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I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
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And the Redbubble shop is now live!!
www.redbubble.com/people/Deanb...
Again, still pretty sparse so if there's something you wanna see there, please let me know!
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
www.redbubble.com/people/Deanb...
Again, still pretty sparse so if there's something you wanna see there, please let me know!
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And the Redbubble shop is now live!!
www.redbubble.com/people/Deanb...
Again, still pretty sparse so if there's something you wanna see there, please let me know!
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
www.redbubble.com/people/Deanb...
Again, still pretty sparse so if there's something you wanna see there, please let me know!
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
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Finally got to listen and that was the most delightful 15 minutes of my day
The podfic of Free Dad Hugs by @duckistic.bsky.social.
Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.
Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market
Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.
Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Finally got to listen and that was the most delightful 15 minutes of my day
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The podfic of Free Dad Hugs by @duckistic.bsky.social.
Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.
Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market
Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.
Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The podfic of Free Dad Hugs by @duckistic.bsky.social.
Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.
Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market
Ed has seen hundreds of people fall to the warmth of his mother’s embrace by now.
Ed hasn’t seen much of his mom in the last fifteen minutes, though, because he’s been sort of kind of following a random guy through the Gayborhood Market