Dan Shields
@dshieldspgh.bsky.social
World's okayest engineer, former Army guy, general idiot, dad joke aficionado, nerd.
How will I be riding out the winter storm, you ask?
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 PM
How will I be riding out the winter storm, you ask?
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I love this
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I love this
1/2 of your potential customers??? Do people think that 1/2 of the population supports ICE?
Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
1/2 of your potential customers??? Do people think that 1/2 of the population supports ICE?
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You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male
María Corina Machado on her meeting with Trump: “I presented the president of the United States with the Nobel Peace Prize”
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male
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For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Skater girls of Ethiopia
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Skater girls of Ethiopia
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Companies engaged in nefarious practices in service of the regime.
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Companies engaged in nefarious practices in service of the regime.
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Always wear your 💩
Always talk your 💩
Always talk your 💩
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Always wear your 💩
Always talk your 💩
Always talk your 💩
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Where do i sign up
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
scitechdaily.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Where do i sign up
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
I don't often agree with Collinsworth, but he is correct. That was an awful play call to end the half.
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I don't often agree with Collinsworth, but he is correct. That was an awful play call to end the half.
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Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
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Banks are facing ongoing pressure to make less profit.
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Banks are facing ongoing pressure to make less profit.
New tattoo idea just dropped
idk where i found this or what the context is but i like it
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
New tattoo idea just dropped
I still don't know why people stopped, but it's 2026 now, and I think we should go back to calling these idiots weird.
Nick Shirley, who just got day care funding canceled for families across 🇺🇸 with a misleading viral video in Minnesota, says “they” won’t be able to get him because he doesn’t drink or do drugs and he’s a virgin
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I still don't know why people stopped, but it's 2026 now, and I think we should go back to calling these idiots weird.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Early development = AI prompt development
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Early development = AI prompt development
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
Want
See this 1973 DeTomaso Pantera L listed now with no reserve on BaT!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1973-detomaso-pantera-93/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1973-detomaso-pantera-93/
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Want
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A cartoon by Rich North. #NewYorkerCartoons
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December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A cartoon by Rich North. #NewYorkerCartoons
See more from this week’s issue: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/UVwwiN
See more from this week’s issue: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/UVwwiN
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.