Tori Espensen
@drtoriespy.bsky.social
This Barbie posts science, sports, and absolute garbage. Livejournal refugee.
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This Indiana Hoosiers team will live on forever in the memories of all the Dudes Who Sit Around Naming Stuff
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
This Indiana Hoosiers team will live on forever in the memories of all the Dudes Who Sit Around Naming Stuff
Being back at work today was super stressful, because people kept asking if I did anything fun over the holidays and I didn't know how to say "obsess over the smutty, emotionally wrenching gay hockey show" in a professional way
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Being back at work today was super stressful, because people kept asking if I did anything fun over the holidays and I didn't know how to say "obsess over the smutty, emotionally wrenching gay hockey show" in a professional way
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
Me at 8:00 PM: I don't care who wins the game.
Me at 11:50 PM
Me at 11:50 PM
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Me at 8:00 PM: I don't care who wins the game.
Me at 11:50 PM
Me at 11:50 PM
Fernando Mendoza is the most finance bro QB in history
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Fernando Mendoza is the most finance bro QB in history
This is the funniest thing I have ever heard
Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This is the funniest thing I have ever heard
Me, watching Bridgerton and also college football: Go Dukes
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me, watching Bridgerton and also college football: Go Dukes
I don't know how I feel about my parents and my husband hanging out without me
This is the sweetest thing and I hope they keep hanging out periodically
December 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I don't know how I feel about my parents and my husband hanging out without me
I need every single person who says there are "too many bowl games" to look me in the eye and explain exactly why they want to take this away from me
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I need every single person who says there are "too many bowl games" to look me in the eye and explain exactly why they want to take this away from me
"There are too many bowl games." Shut your mouth I just watched a 65-yard touchdown run 18 seconds into a game between Kennesaw State and Western Michigan being played on teal turf at 11 AM on a Friday. Bowl season is PERFECT
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"There are too many bowl games." Shut your mouth I just watched a 65-yard touchdown run 18 seconds into a game between Kennesaw State and Western Michigan being played on teal turf at 11 AM on a Friday. Bowl season is PERFECT
Me, when the key change hits in Upside Down by A*Teens
Policy idea: boost demand for materials by bringing back JNCOs
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me, when the key change hits in Upside Down by A*Teens
Spotify Wrapped but it's just the soups I ate this year
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Spotify Wrapped but it's just the soups I ate this year
We're ready for night 2 in DC
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We're ready for night 2 in DC
Fun fact: the North Pole insult "cottonheaded ninnymuggins" is so devastating and offensive because it's intended to compare the target to United States Senator Tom Cotton
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Fun fact: the North Pole insult "cottonheaded ninnymuggins" is so devastating and offensive because it's intended to compare the target to United States Senator Tom Cotton
DOGS IN SNOW! DOGS IN SNOW! DOGS IN SNOW!
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December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
DOGS IN SNOW! DOGS IN SNOW! DOGS IN SNOW!
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And if my mom is reading this no the latter two aren't Jewish
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
And if my mom is reading this no the latter two aren't Jewish
A fairly common occurrence is that non-cat people will ask "oh, what kind of cat do you have?" and my answer is always ".....generic?"
I love it when people post a picture of some regular guy to reddit and say “what breed is my cat?”
Ma’am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friend’s sister’s back yard
Ma’am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friend’s sister’s back yard
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A fairly common occurrence is that non-cat people will ask "oh, what kind of cat do you have?" and my answer is always ".....generic?"
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I enjoy books that start with maps.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I enjoy books that start with maps.
Lane Kiffin is going to intentionally submit a corrupted file called decision.doc at 11:58 and then pretend it was an accident
Lane Kiffin is trying to win over the media by procrastinating on a deadline
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Lane Kiffin is going to intentionally submit a corrupted file called decision.doc at 11:58 and then pretend it was an accident
Definitely do this
Big play by a player named Kennedy is a great opportunity for you to tell your relatives about the Nuzzi/RFK story
(Do not do this under any circumstances)
(Do not do this under any circumstances)
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Definitely do this
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Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)
RTs appreciated.
RTs appreciated.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)
RTs appreciated.
RTs appreciated.
Scientists are actually publishing a paper confirming human pheromones for the first time, but they've only been proven to exist in Mamdani
does mamdani smell really good in person or something. like he seems very charming yes but what the fuck lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Scientists are actually publishing a paper confirming human pheromones for the first time, but they've only been proven to exist in Mamdani
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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