Derek Roessler
@droessl.bsky.social
Sports, bourbon, politics. Not necessarily in that order.
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OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
How much fucking water did this waste?
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
How much fucking water did this waste?
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Wow.
The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.
The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Wow.
The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.
The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.
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Can you imagine how much money could go to other things that matter if we just dismantled this horror show who's only job in this country is to kill kidnap and rape?
We wouldn't be here if Dem Senators didn't fold in November to get nothing and you think they know what they're doing
We wouldn't be here if Dem Senators didn't fold in November to get nothing and you think they know what they're doing
ICE detained hundreds of thousands of people last year, shuttling them between jails and detention centers around the country, limiting access to legal support.
How immigration detainees move around Minnesota and the nation
ICE detained hundreds of thousands of people last year, shuttling them between jails and detention centers around the country, limiting access to legal support.
bit.ly
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Can you imagine how much money could go to other things that matter if we just dismantled this horror show who's only job in this country is to kill kidnap and rape?
We wouldn't be here if Dem Senators didn't fold in November to get nothing and you think they know what they're doing
We wouldn't be here if Dem Senators didn't fold in November to get nothing and you think they know what they're doing
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This is why I remind anyone in the "time to buy a gun" crowd: the Second Amendment is not for you. American gun culture is not for you.
You are not in on the con.
You are not in on the con.
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
This is why I remind anyone in the "time to buy a gun" crowd: the Second Amendment is not for you. American gun culture is not for you.
You are not in on the con.
You are not in on the con.
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If this isn't enough to shut down the government and stop all federal funding for ICE immediately then we do not have a Democratic Party anymore. This was an execution.
Someone has gotta help the people of MSP and Frey and Walz aren't doing it.
Someone has gotta help the people of MSP and Frey and Walz aren't doing it.
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 PM
If this isn't enough to shut down the government and stop all federal funding for ICE immediately then we do not have a Democratic Party anymore. This was an execution.
Someone has gotta help the people of MSP and Frey and Walz aren't doing it.
Someone has gotta help the people of MSP and Frey and Walz aren't doing it.
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I just watched the shooting video. It's a horrific beating and execution in the middle of the street.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I just watched the shooting video. It's a horrific beating and execution in the middle of the street.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
Not "involving" DONE BY federal agents. Stop using passive language FFS
Breaking:
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz confirms: There has been another shooting involving federal agents in Minneapolis.
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz confirms: There has been another shooting involving federal agents in Minneapolis.
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Not "involving" DONE BY federal agents. Stop using passive language FFS
Hard disagree. Vaccinate your kids. Otherwise herd immunity is gone.
I do think parents should absolutely have the right to choose not to vaccinate their kids.
I also think schools, sports teams, and other clubs or activities should absolutely have the right to exclude those who don’t want to participate in keeping these communities safe by getting vaccinated.
I also think schools, sports teams, and other clubs or activities should absolutely have the right to exclude those who don’t want to participate in keeping these communities safe by getting vaccinated.
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Hard disagree. Vaccinate your kids. Otherwise herd immunity is gone.
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Saint Paul Public Schools, one of the biggest school districts in the state, is closed for the next two days because teachers need time to build hybrid learning because unaccountable masked, armed federal government goons have made it too difficult for nonwhite children to leave their homes.
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Saint Paul Public Schools, one of the biggest school districts in the state, is closed for the next two days because teachers need time to build hybrid learning because unaccountable masked, armed federal government goons have made it too difficult for nonwhite children to leave their homes.
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We have an entire class of Democratic "leadership" that has been told that it's dangerous and extreme to say this, and that does not understand that what Democrats want is for their leaders to articulate what they believe and why they believe it. That should not be as big an ask as it apparently is.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We have an entire class of Democratic "leadership" that has been told that it's dangerous and extreme to say this, and that does not understand that what Democrats want is for their leaders to articulate what they believe and why they believe it. That should not be as big an ask as it apparently is.
Michael Irvin is gonna do the saddest line(s) of cocaine
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Michael Irvin is gonna do the saddest line(s) of cocaine
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Just 34 people control 12% of income in the U.S. and people still think immigrants are the problem.
January 19, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Just 34 people control 12% of income in the U.S. and people still think immigrants are the problem.
HOLY SHIT, this has to be the lamest product I've ever seen. The "big" names attached to it are Rob Schnieder and Kevin Sorbo. 😂
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January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
HOLY SHIT, this has to be the lamest product I've ever seen. The "big" names attached to it are Rob Schnieder and Kevin Sorbo. 😂
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JFC.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
![Nick Schifrin
@nickschifrin
NEW:
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to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ji7lroxun3yvv2pxhcf7jqsn/bafkreiacnq65zyhibvgcurronexc6jujh3m4ujldgb3ygdolthoeeqbqw4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 AM
JFC.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
Trump is now blaming his bullying and demands to be given Greenland on not being awarded the Nobel Prize. Why should he be nice when they're being so mean to him and not giving him the prize he insists he deserves.
Fucking hell this thread is amazing, upsetting, and proof that this country has a rich history of voting against it's own self-interest
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Fucking hell this thread is amazing, upsetting, and proof that this country has a rich history of voting against it's own self-interest
Did y'all know Andrea Bocelli is coming to Raleigh next month? Just trying to spread the word since it hasn't been advertised much.
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Did y'all know Andrea Bocelli is coming to Raleigh next month? Just trying to spread the word since it hasn't been advertised much.
This guy is just as effective as a cheesecloth condom.
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This guy is just as effective as a cheesecloth condom.
Now I'm confident he asked someone which HOLE the milk comes from.
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Now I'm confident he asked someone which HOLE the milk comes from.
There are gonna be SO MANY confederate flags at these shows
January 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
There are gonna be SO MANY confederate flags at these shows
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this fucking headline and the lede is that she *served on a fucking school board*
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
this fucking headline and the lede is that she *served on a fucking school board*
Should... should we tell her?
Sen. Marsha Blackburn: "What we would do is amend the Nationality and Immigration Act and make certain that all fraud -- not only fraud above $10,000 but all fraud -- committed against the US taxpayer and our government would be deemed as a deportable or a denaturalization offense."
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Should... should we tell her?
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JFC. A guy murdered a woman and it’s on Frey to “bring down the temperature?”
WELKER: Do you bear any responsibility to bring down the temperature?
FREY: Of course. But I dropped an F bomb and they killed somebody. I think the killing somebody is the inflammatory element here and not the F bomb.
FREY: Of course. But I dropped an F bomb and they killed somebody. I think the killing somebody is the inflammatory element here and not the F bomb.
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
JFC. A guy murdered a woman and it’s on Frey to “bring down the temperature?”
Of course The Scrap Exchange in Durham is playing Tame Impala.
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Of course The Scrap Exchange in Durham is playing Tame Impala.