Doctor Kayak
@drkayak.bsky.social
I’m that origami/cat lady you might remember from other social media
She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?
She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?
Pinned
Me: I’m going to get so much done this weekend
Also me: I can’t get up if the cat doesn’t want to
Also me: I can’t get up if the cat doesn’t want to
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Thank you for asking! Been complaining about this for a while, mostly into the void. My porn from 10+ years ago was used to create a deepfake involving someone else’s face, and I’ve never seen anyone ask whether that might be traumatic for the person whose body was used without consent too. IT IS!
January 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Thank you for asking! Been complaining about this for a while, mostly into the void. My porn from 10+ years ago was used to create a deepfake involving someone else’s face, and I’ve never seen anyone ask whether that might be traumatic for the person whose body was used without consent too. IT IS!
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I just saw full frontal erect penis on a weather app. It's not the sign of the impending tech-bubble implosion I expected, but apparently it's the sign we're getting.
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I just saw full frontal erect penis on a weather app. It's not the sign of the impending tech-bubble implosion I expected, but apparently it's the sign we're getting.
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
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Do Wine Mom Crimes™
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Do Wine Mom Crimes™
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Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
May 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
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you can really tell the actual Trek fans from the fakes bc one major through line is that Federation culture wholeheartedly REJECTED eugenics and genetic tinkering in the pursuit of "perfection"
Roddenberry's ideology was "infinite diversity in infinite combinations"
Roddenberry's ideology was "infinite diversity in infinite combinations"
Starfleet Academy haters being anti-fat on top of the transphobia.
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
you can really tell the actual Trek fans from the fakes bc one major through line is that Federation culture wholeheartedly REJECTED eugenics and genetic tinkering in the pursuit of "perfection"
Roddenberry's ideology was "infinite diversity in infinite combinations"
Roddenberry's ideology was "infinite diversity in infinite combinations"
Me: I’m going to get so much done this weekend
Also me: I can’t get up if the cat doesn’t want to
Also me: I can’t get up if the cat doesn’t want to
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Me: I’m going to get so much done this weekend
Also me: I can’t get up if the cat doesn’t want to
Also me: I can’t get up if the cat doesn’t want to
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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You think Fauci is an asshole because he was a dictator who shut the country down over nothing but a sniffle, and destroyed your kids's childhoods
I think Fauci is an asshole who caved to capatilist pressure, didn't do nearly enough, and cost thousands of lives.
We are not the same.
I think Fauci is an asshole who caved to capatilist pressure, didn't do nearly enough, and cost thousands of lives.
We are not the same.
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
You think Fauci is an asshole because he was a dictator who shut the country down over nothing but a sniffle, and destroyed your kids's childhoods
I think Fauci is an asshole who caved to capatilist pressure, didn't do nearly enough, and cost thousands of lives.
We are not the same.
I think Fauci is an asshole who caved to capatilist pressure, didn't do nearly enough, and cost thousands of lives.
We are not the same.
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Renee Good has gotten a lot of media attention and support, which is fantastic. From the way her loved ones describe her, I would guess that she would want us to pay that good will forward to other families suffering senseless loss.
January 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Renee Good has gotten a lot of media attention and support, which is fantastic. From the way her loved ones describe her, I would guess that she would want us to pay that good will forward to other families suffering senseless loss.
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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sorry for responding immediately, I haven't put my phone down in about six years
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
sorry for responding immediately, I haven't put my phone down in about six years
Chart Chat Wrapped 2025 with @therachel.bsky.social
the year in Chart Chat:
Jan: Sondheim pt 1 & 2, Hits w/most wks at #1, 🐍 of the Hot 100
Feb: Supertramp, Casual check-in, Yes singles that share titles w/ US Hot 100 hits, Stars on 45 & the Medley Craze, pt 1.
Mar: Medley Craze pts2-4, Close to the Edge Super Deluxe, 4/11/81, Young Adult (2011)
Jan: Sondheim pt 1 & 2, Hits w/most wks at #1, 🐍 of the Hot 100
Feb: Supertramp, Casual check-in, Yes singles that share titles w/ US Hot 100 hits, Stars on 45 & the Medley Craze, pt 1.
Mar: Medley Craze pts2-4, Close to the Edge Super Deluxe, 4/11/81, Young Adult (2011)
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Chart Chat Wrapped 2025 with @therachel.bsky.social
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Good things:
- We were able to recover from being displaced despite insurance denial of costs
- We were able to put 4k down on an 8.5k car - We now have a vehicle!
- We got several items from the food wishlist & a couple gifts that warmed our hearts.
Fascism's here, we're priced out of life.
Help?
- We were able to recover from being displaced despite insurance denial of costs
- We were able to put 4k down on an 8.5k car - We now have a vehicle!
- We got several items from the food wishlist & a couple gifts that warmed our hearts.
Fascism's here, we're priced out of life.
Help?
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💜Surviving on kind donations🙏
linktr.ee
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Good things:
- We were able to recover from being displaced despite insurance denial of costs
- We were able to put 4k down on an 8.5k car - We now have a vehicle!
- We got several items from the food wishlist & a couple gifts that warmed our hearts.
Fascism's here, we're priced out of life.
Help?
- We were able to recover from being displaced despite insurance denial of costs
- We were able to put 4k down on an 8.5k car - We now have a vehicle!
- We got several items from the food wishlist & a couple gifts that warmed our hearts.
Fascism's here, we're priced out of life.
Help?
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rip to those trapped by the wheel but i'm different
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
rip to those trapped by the wheel but i'm different
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I’ll talk a lot of shit to any number of people but you’ll never catch me policing the spelling of a cat account on social media.
Look at your life.
Look at your choices.
What the fuck are you doing.
It’s whimsy, bitch.
Look at your life.
Look at your choices.
What the fuck are you doing.
It’s whimsy, bitch.
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’ll talk a lot of shit to any number of people but you’ll never catch me policing the spelling of a cat account on social media.
Look at your life.
Look at your choices.
What the fuck are you doing.
It’s whimsy, bitch.
Look at your life.
Look at your choices.
What the fuck are you doing.
It’s whimsy, bitch.
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I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
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Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support and instead requests folks that want to help to donate to the local organizations of your choice!
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support and instead requests folks that want to help to donate to the local organizations of your choice!