Doctor Kayak
@drkayak.bsky.social
I’m that origami/cat lady you might remember from other social media
She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?
She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?
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Doctor Kayak
@drkayak.bsky.social
· Jun 22
Me: I don’t need no man. I don’t need anyone!
Also me, aloud and with my full chest, whenever I see one of those higary__ posts: thank you, gary
Also me, aloud and with my full chest, whenever I see one of those higary__ posts: thank you, gary
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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sorry for responding immediately, I haven't put my phone down in about six years
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 AM
sorry for responding immediately, I haven't put my phone down in about six years
Chart Chat Wrapped 2025 with @therachel.bsky.social
the year in Chart Chat:
Jan: Sondheim pt 1 & 2, Hits w/most wks at #1, 🐍 of the Hot 100
Feb: Supertramp, Casual check-in, Yes singles that share titles w/ US Hot 100 hits, Stars on 45 & the Medley Craze, pt 1.
Mar: Medley Craze pts2-4, Close to the Edge Super Deluxe, 4/11/81, Young Adult (2011)
Jan: Sondheim pt 1 & 2, Hits w/most wks at #1, 🐍 of the Hot 100
Feb: Supertramp, Casual check-in, Yes singles that share titles w/ US Hot 100 hits, Stars on 45 & the Medley Craze, pt 1.
Mar: Medley Craze pts2-4, Close to the Edge Super Deluxe, 4/11/81, Young Adult (2011)
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Chart Chat Wrapped 2025 with @therachel.bsky.social
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Good things:
- We were able to recover from being displaced despite insurance denial of costs
- We were able to put 4k down on an 8.5k car - We now have a vehicle!
- We got several items from the food wishlist & a couple gifts that warmed our hearts.
Fascism's here, we're priced out of life.
Help?
- We were able to recover from being displaced despite insurance denial of costs
- We were able to put 4k down on an 8.5k car - We now have a vehicle!
- We got several items from the food wishlist & a couple gifts that warmed our hearts.
Fascism's here, we're priced out of life.
Help?
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linktr.ee
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Good things:
- We were able to recover from being displaced despite insurance denial of costs
- We were able to put 4k down on an 8.5k car - We now have a vehicle!
- We got several items from the food wishlist & a couple gifts that warmed our hearts.
Fascism's here, we're priced out of life.
Help?
- We were able to recover from being displaced despite insurance denial of costs
- We were able to put 4k down on an 8.5k car - We now have a vehicle!
- We got several items from the food wishlist & a couple gifts that warmed our hearts.
Fascism's here, we're priced out of life.
Help?
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rip to those trapped by the wheel but i'm different
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
rip to those trapped by the wheel but i'm different
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I’ll talk a lot of shit to any number of people but you’ll never catch me policing the spelling of a cat account on social media.
Look at your life.
Look at your choices.
What the fuck are you doing.
It’s whimsy, bitch.
Look at your life.
Look at your choices.
What the fuck are you doing.
It’s whimsy, bitch.
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’ll talk a lot of shit to any number of people but you’ll never catch me policing the spelling of a cat account on social media.
Look at your life.
Look at your choices.
What the fuck are you doing.
It’s whimsy, bitch.
Look at your life.
Look at your choices.
What the fuck are you doing.
It’s whimsy, bitch.
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I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
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Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support and instead requests folks that want to help to donate to the local organizations of your choice!
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support and instead requests folks that want to help to donate to the local organizations of your choice!
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important reminder
December 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
important reminder
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Have you seen this skellington? Listen to the new chart chat to hear his story. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Have you seen this skellington? Listen to the new chart chat to hear his story. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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A.I. ✨ is like the Dutch tulip bubble, but if everyone instinctively detested all tulips
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
A.I. ✨ is like the Dutch tulip bubble, but if everyone instinctively detested all tulips
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Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
Still wearing your ex-wife’s clothes three years after she’s left you: normal, or
Extremely Normal?
Extremely Normal?
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Still wearing your ex-wife’s clothes three years after she’s left you: normal, or
Extremely Normal?
Extremely Normal?
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@randomfacts.bsky.social ooh I can send you fancy snakemojis on here now
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@randomfacts.bsky.social ooh I can send you fancy snakemojis on here now
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If you can, please consider donating to their GoFundMe. The money is going to union members this holiday so they can buy groceries and pay rent while they fight for a fair contract.
If MiUSA means anything at all, it must mean good paying jobs for workers.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-in...
If MiUSA means anything at all, it must mean good paying jobs for workers.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-in...
Donate to Support Individualized Shirt Workers United, organized by Gabor Ptacek
Since this summer, worker leaders at Individualized Shirts have been organizi… Gabor Ptacek needs your support for Support Individualized Shirt Workers United
www.gofundme.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If you can, please consider donating to their GoFundMe. The money is going to union members this holiday so they can buy groceries and pay rent while they fight for a fair contract.
If MiUSA means anything at all, it must mean good paying jobs for workers.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-in...
If MiUSA means anything at all, it must mean good paying jobs for workers.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-in...
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