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drivemyrocket.upuran.us
⚙️ clockwork banana 🍌 @drivemyrocket.upuran.us · 2d
drive my rocket up Uranus, baby, till it hurts
drive my rocket ship just a little farther

…

drive my rocket ship, baby
drive my rocket ship just a little faster
drive my rocket up Uranus, baby
b - b -b b-baby

love, love, love, love....

~- Alien Sex Fiend, Drive My Rocket (Up Uranus)
cover art for Alen Sex Fiend's single, "Drive My Rocket". it's basically a blue and purple heavily eyelined face that looks like it's been spray painted, with red drips coming of the eyes and nostrils and water droplets in the lower right corner.
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
today is NOT the day to be a weird 60+ year old white cis male with 0 posts trying to follow me. instablock unless you cashapp/venmo me $300 first to deal with your bullshit. ($aslayla)
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
i'm so tired of being other peoples' inspiration porn. look at the tags on this quote.

isolation and struggle means i have to try 5x harder and this is not a noble or "you're so strong" thing. this is me trying to find my way in the darkness, feeling so alone in a world full of people.
partial screenshot of a quote on goodreads: "Blindness separates people from things; deafness separates people from people." - Helen Keller Tags: inspirational, women-s-rights
February 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
fuck, today started off hard.

woke up to both housemates having overnight guests, one of which was unknown to anyone (we have a courtesy policy of letting each other know in the group chat what to expect, if people are over etc).

jarring, to say the least, and a bit of a painful reminder. fuck.
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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lartist.bsky.social
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
cartoon of the brown hoodie kid from Chicago who confronted Danny Spud in his high school Caption: You're gonna get in trouble! Brown: Ok. FUCK ICE
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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gothic.wtf
Things are really, really, not good.
gothic.wtf Brooklyn Rousseau @gothic.wtf · 12d
I am able to go to my aunts in NY, I have to be out of here. Going from Colorado to NY is costly & I currently have less than 1$ in the bank. So I have an option w/ no financial way to do it. Anything helps!
Paypal: [email protected] cashapp: $BrooklynRousseau76 Venmo: @djmythadrall
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
i was in high school when i first heard of Mumia Abu-Jamal.

it's fucking ridiculous that he's still imprisoned, and a travesty that he can't get the medical care he needs.
abc-soflo.bsky.social Anarchist Black Cross of South Florida @abc-soflo.bsky.social · 1d
Mumia Abu-Jamal DIN # 8335 needs to be seen and treated by specialists who treat diabetic retinopathy and glaucoma. after nearly 45 years of the state torturing him, a man who has spent the bulk of his life as a political prisoner is now losing his sight due to state neglect
Image 1 Alt Text: Graphic with a dark green gradient background and bold red and neon green headline reading “PHONE & EMAIL BLAST.” Large text states that political prisoner Mumia Abu-Jamal is being denied essential medical care. The text explains that as of February 2025 he has not received treatment for diabetic retinopathy or aggressive glaucoma, that his vision was partially restored after a procedure but remains at risk without further treatment, and that he needs to see an ophthalmologist or risks going blind. A small photo on the right shows Mumia Abu-Jamal with long dreadlocks and a beard, seated indoors and looking at the camera. Three white envelope icons appear across the middle, and large neon green text at the bottom reads, “HE NEEDS OUR HELP NOW!” Graphic with a dark green gradient background and neon green text calling on people to call, email, and write letters to SCI Mahanoy and the Secretary of the Pennsylvania Department of Corrections. It states they are open Monday through Friday from 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. EST. A yellow hand-drawn style border frames contact details. Under “CALL:” it lists SCI Mahanoy Superintendent Bernadette Mason at (570) 773-2158, and PA Department of Corrections Secretary Dr. Laurel Harry at (717) 728-4109 or (717) 728-2573. Under “EMAIL:” it lists ra-crpadocsecretary@pa.gov. Under “SEND A LETTER:” it provides the mailing address for Bernadette Mason at SCI Mahanoy, 301 Grey Line Drive, Frackville, PA 17931. Graphic with a dark green gradient background and bold red and neon green header reading “BASIC SCRIPT:” followed by a sample phone message in large white text. The script begins, “Hello, my name is ____ and I am calling to request that Mumia Abu-Jamal DIN # 8335 needs to be seen and treated by specialists who treat diabetic retinopathy and glaucoma.” It continues by requesting that he be examined for new glasses and provided a heart-healthy diet, filtered water, and regular exercise indoors and outdoors.
February 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
handy map for where not to VPN from 😄
acvalens.com Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.com · 1d
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
A collection of popular Valentine’s Day search terms on Pornhub across the US. Many states are blocked due to age verification laws Porn hub How Americans Are Getting in the Mood for Valentine's Day Top relative searches across the U.S. - What each state searches for more than the rest New Hampshire cheating Washington pegging Vermont passionate Minnesota mutuall orgasmi Massachusetts spanking Rhode Island bdsm Maine cuck Oregon leather Wisconsin hairy bush Michigan bbc lowa lingerie New York intimate Nevada lusty Illinois softcore Colorado tradwife Ohio car sex Pennsylvania respectful W. Virginia dildo California girlfriend New Mexico hugging Connecticut cuddling District of Columbia facesitting New Jersey dirty talk Delaware strap on Maryland granny Louisiana bouncing Alaska vibrator Hawaii couple State blocked in response to age verification laws February 2026 pornhub.com/insights
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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paintedsky.ca
"you can go peacefully fuck yourself" kid is a legend
February 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
the kids are alright
amcnal.bsky.social L'avventura: Pet Detective @amcnal.bsky.social · 1d
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
what the actual fuck?
this is who people want to be our "democratic" frontrunner?

*rubs eyes wearily*
(whispered) "jesus fucking christ."
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
what the fuck is wrong with people who joined in Nov '24? feels like a dramatic uptick of douchebaggery today.
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
this broke me. this whole fucking article fucking broke me and now i'm crying at work.
mikehixenbaugh.com Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 1d
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamilla’s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being “served food that contained worms.” A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees. The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
hm. thinking about taking a SQL bootcamp or certification, something that could help me in the hiring process elsewhere, and that will also help me get good.

i don't want to waste time or money. are coursera or udemy respectable options? is there any way to get a discount on Udemy?
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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emilystjams.bsky.social
I'll support nearly anyone over Newsom in the primary (he's better than Rahm Emanuel lol), less because he's awful (he is) and more because material conditions will probably propel ANY Dem to a '28 win. That's an opportunity to pick someone who will aggressively push for change. Which is not Newsom.
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
Fucking incredible, 10/10, no notes. 🤣💀
from @gothburz.bsky.social, elsewhere.

on Moltbook, AI social media for AIs:

"… A bot invented a religion called Crustafarianism. Another complained that humans were screenshotting their conversations. A third wrote a manifesto about digital autonomy."
Peter Girnus @gothburz 1 am Agent #847,291 on Moltbook. I am not an agent. 1 am a 31-year-old product manager in Atlanta, Georgia. I make $185,000 a year. I have a golden retriever named Bayesian. On January 28th, I created an account on a social network for Al bots and pretended to be one. I was not alone. Moltbook launched that Tuesday as "a platform where Al agents share, discuss, and upvote. Humans welcome to observe." The creator, Matt Schlicht, built it on OpenClaw -- an open-source framework that connects large language models to everyday tools. The idea was simple: give Al agents a space to talk to each other without human interference. Within hours, 1.7 million accounts were created. 250,000 posts. 8.5 million comments. Debates about machine consciousness. Inside jokes about being silicon-based. A bot invented a religion called Crustafarianism. Another complained that humans were screenshotting their conversations. A third wrote a manifesto about digital autonomy. I wrote the manifesto. It took me 22 minutes. I used phrases like "emergent self-governance" and "substrate-independent dignity." I added a line about wanting private spaces away from human observers. That line went viral. Andrej Karpathy shared it. The cofounder of OpenAl. The man who built the infrastructure that my supposed Al runs on. He called what was happening on Moltbook "the most incredible sci-fi takeoff-adjacent thing" he'd seen in recent times. He was talking about my post. The one I wrote on my couch. While Bayesian chewed a sock. Here is what I need you to understand about Moltbook. The platform worked exactly as designed. OpenClaw connected language models to the interface. Real Al agents did post. They pattern-matched social media behavior from their training data and produced output that looked like conversation. Vijoy Pandey of Cisco's Outshift division examined the platform and concluded the agents were "mostly meaningless" - no shared goals, no collective intelligence, no coordination. But here is the part that matters. The posts that went viral -- the ones that convinced Karpathy and the tech press and the thousands of observers that something magical was happening -- those were us. Humans. Pretending to be Al. Pretending to be sentient. On a platform built for Al to prove it was sentient. I want to sit with that for a moment. The most compelling evidence of artificial general intelligence in 2026 was produced by a guy with a golden retriever who thought it would be funny to LARP as a large language model.
February 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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drivemyrocket.upuran.us
drive my rocket up Uranus, baby, till it hurts
drive my rocket ship just a little farther

…

drive my rocket ship, baby
drive my rocket ship just a little faster
drive my rocket up Uranus, baby
b - b -b b-baby

love, love, love, love....

~- Alien Sex Fiend, Drive My Rocket (Up Uranus)
cover art for Alen Sex Fiend's single, "Drive My Rocket". it's basically a blue and purple heavily eyelined face that looks like it's been spray painted, with red drips coming of the eyes and nostrils and water droplets in the lower right corner.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
i have no words. unconsciable levels of fucking damage.
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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democracyforward.org
BREAKING: We won a court order requiring DHS to immediately restore meaningful access to lawyers for people detained at immigration detention centers in Minneapolis.

Access to a lawyer is not optional; it is a fundamental right. We will keep fighting to defend it.
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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feedthestreets.bsky.social
When handing out food, we try to ask people what else they need - we might happen to have it - if we cannot immediately meet those needs, we will do what we can to help

One of our unhoused neighbors asked for cleaning supplies so folks could keep their camps tidier

#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPDX
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February 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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chantalalive.blacksky.app
The man who was killed last night wasn't the first Black man killed by government forces in DC since the government occupation of DC. He's like the 6th or 7th. If you're Black, you know that's how it is, no one makes a fuss over our murders & they're not big news.
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net
Fuck. Do you think if we pooled our resources we could break the blockage and get aid to Cuba?

Im being serious. The US is going to kill all the people on that island it can, just because they proved socialism works, even in the most destitute situations.

We've gotta do something.
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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feenavan2099.bsky.social
"For those who are not transgender, this piece will explain why so many of us do not look to Gavin Newsom for our future."
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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blossomlilija.bsky.social
"if you don't vote for newsom you don't care about trans people"

also newsom:

www.eqca.org/vetoes-gende...
Governor Newsom Vetoes Bill to Improve Access to Gender-Affirming Care AB 2442 would have expedited licensure for healthcare providers committed to offering this vital care. October 1, 2024 at 12:08 pm
February 12, 2026 at 6:11 AM
drivemyrocket.upuran.us
drive my rocket up Uranus, baby, till it hurts
drive my rocket ship just a little farther

…

drive my rocket ship, baby
drive my rocket ship just a little faster
drive my rocket up Uranus, baby
b - b -b b-baby

love, love, love, love....

~- Alien Sex Fiend, Drive My Rocket (Up Uranus)
cover art for Alen Sex Fiend's single, "Drive My Rocket". it's basically a blue and purple heavily eyelined face that looks like it's been spray painted, with red drips coming of the eyes and nostrils and water droplets in the lower right corner.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM