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Boomer Janssen
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ER physician. Dumber than you probably think.

Former college hockey disappointment still living the beer league dream.

Philly sports, emo/indie music, terrible opinions
Classic game ruined by a terrible DPI. Standard NFL at this point
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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At the least the Flyers didn't commit to any insane contracts based on an incredibly small sample size before it all fell apart. That would be awkward if so.
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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The decision to extend Christian Dvorak instead of dangling him at the deadline continues to get worse and worse.
January 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Is this gay hockey thing you’re all talking about
With Will Smith & August Alsina
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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so the power play is always bad, the penalty kill is now also bad, and you can’t generate offense at 5-on-5, and the goalie who’s been carrying you is also hurt, but, like, other than that,,,
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Tough loss, but probably a necessary one. While it’s difficult to go back to back, it’s clear what changes need to be made.
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Whether they won or lost this season, the Eagles were boring TV.
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Almost like having a bad offensive process all year wasn't going to miraculously start working in the playoffs.
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Yeah that’s what they deserved. Saw it all year, didn’t want to believe it, is what it was.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Maybe now all these dorks saying “but they’re winning games! You can’t fight results!” Will shut up and trust their eyes
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Jalen suddenly deciding to target the middle of the field when they’re down late in the 4th quarter remains a very funny and also mildly infuriating bit
January 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Offensive holding is called only randomly at this point.
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Risto is still bad. Stay on your feet bud. Almost never a reason to go to ground on a 2 on 1
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Oh mah gahhdd get Risto off the power play. Just no idea what a shooting lane is
January 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Man, I think after this Dvorak contract I’m officially on the wrong side of the Danny B confidence scale
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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A lot of downside risk on the Dvorak deal:

- regresses because this was a career year
- regresses because of age
- blocks higher-upside young players because of coach loving him
- blocks higher-upside young players because he regresses & they can't trade him

...and not a ton of upside. Welp.
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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i should go yell at some geese
May 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Way to go Flyers. Way to continue doing things we repeatedly ask you not to.
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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The starters/backups thing can be debated, but the offense being almost the exact same as it was in every other game would seem to be the issue.
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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Hard to figure out what changed (Patullo) that made Tanner McKee look (Patullo) so shitty today compared (Patullo) to every other game he’s ever played in (Patullo)
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Setting up a “Kelee Ringo betting scandal” news alert
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Holy smokes that Ringo play is butt fumble levels of tomfoolery. Can’t come back from that
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Terry McLaurin laughing and celebrating on the sideline taking a dive against a 6th string CB is why the Commanders is some of the biggest Stink Ass Loser & Franchise stuff around
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM