Epstein’s Ballroom
@dreadfulpenny.bsky.social
History Nerd, Collector of Antique Lamps, Childless Hamster Lady, Mets Fan for My Sins, Palm Springs
Pinned
In other news, I’m playing with garlic fermentations.
Here’s the starting pic from Wednesday.
1. Salt and a dash of water.
2. Salt and a dash of veggie culture.
3. Honey.
Here’s the starting pic from Wednesday.
1. Salt and a dash of water.
2. Salt and a dash of veggie culture.
3. Honey.
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Edwin Díaz has been one of my favorite players to cover. His entrances became a fun part of our broadcast — and, if we’re being honest, probably the reason you know my name at all.
Hollywood just stole a closer who was already built for the movies.
#baseballiscinema
Hollywood just stole a closer who was already built for the movies.
#baseballiscinema
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Edwin Díaz has been one of my favorite players to cover. His entrances became a fun part of our broadcast — and, if we’re being honest, probably the reason you know my name at all.
Hollywood just stole a closer who was already built for the movies.
#baseballiscinema
Hollywood just stole a closer who was already built for the movies.
#baseballiscinema
I disagree.
Replying to people by quoting their post is incredibly obnoxious, forcing the rest of us to read your arguments with randos.
It’s almost as obnoxious as subtweeting.
It’s almost as obnoxious as subtweeting.
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I disagree.
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Let’s interview Sam Altman’s nannies about whether they’re using ChatGPT
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Let’s interview Sam Altman’s nannies about whether they’re using ChatGPT
Wile E. Coyote out here trying to rob a liquor store in his PJ’s
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wile E. Coyote out here trying to rob a liquor store in his PJ’s
Had to give this bundle of joy back to her owner this morning.
No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.
No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Had to give this bundle of joy back to her owner this morning.
No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.
No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.
Come for the goat pics, stay for the alt text. ❤️
THREAD.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Come for the goat pics, stay for the alt text. ❤️
The Archdiocese of Boston doesn't believe in Jesus' teachings.
How disappointing.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/05/m...
How disappointing.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/05/m...
Dedham church’s ‘ICE was here’ nativity display ‘should be removed,’ Boston Archdiocese says - The Boston Globe
The display at St. Susanna Parish features a large sign reading “ICE was here” in place of nativity figurines of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Archdiocese of Boston doesn't believe in Jesus' teachings.
How disappointing.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/05/m...
How disappointing.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/05/m...
Who knew cats do zoomies too? Not me
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Who knew cats do zoomies too? Not me
Adobe’s AI didn’t start out like this. It was shockingly tame compared to other companies when I was doing their Firefly beta. Everything was candy-colored and absolutely zero sexual or graphic imagery.
As someone that has a dark or gothic design style, it was unusable.
As someone that has a dark or gothic design style, it was unusable.
This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Adobe’s AI didn’t start out like this. It was shockingly tame compared to other companies when I was doing their Firefly beta. Everything was candy-colored and absolutely zero sexual or graphic imagery.
As someone that has a dark or gothic design style, it was unusable.
As someone that has a dark or gothic design style, it was unusable.
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Touching base is cool, circling back ain't too bad, and putting a pin in it does the trick, but you know what really gets me going? Running it up the flagpole
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Touching base is cool, circling back ain't too bad, and putting a pin in it does the trick, but you know what really gets me going? Running it up the flagpole
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I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
It looks like zombies reaching out of the dirt.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It looks like zombies reaching out of the dirt.
My life might have turned out very differently if only I’d had a SWAT team around to escort my drunk ass home.
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My life might have turned out very differently if only I’d had a SWAT team around to escort my drunk ass home.
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"It's not that any of the other streaming services are good, but Spotify is almost certainly the worst. Do not trust it. Do not let it turn your enjoyment of music into stats and algorithmic playlists."
Spotify Haters Club
Spotify Haters Club
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"It's not that any of the other streaming services are good, but Spotify is almost certainly the worst. Do not trust it. Do not let it turn your enjoyment of music into stats and algorithmic playlists."
Spotify Haters Club
Spotify Haters Club
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Everyone post on Bluesky so we can figure out who the alleged Jan. 6 pipe bomber is through the process of elimination.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Everyone post on Bluesky so we can figure out who the alleged Jan. 6 pipe bomber is through the process of elimination.
Not his bloody building!
SCOOP: Sources tell me Donald Trump's name was added to the exterior of the US Institute of Peace building ahead of Thursday's peace agreement signing between Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC), which will be held inside the building. Confirming if it's been officially renamed.
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Not his bloody building!
The Bullwark platforming that hot mess is undoubtedly a choice.
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The Bullwark platforming that hot mess is undoubtedly a choice.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I’m running an Early Winter Sale this weekend through Monday! Enjoy 15% off calendars, cards and everything in my shop ❄️💞✨
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November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m running an Early Winter Sale this weekend through Monday! Enjoy 15% off calendars, cards and everything in my shop ❄️💞✨
ollycostelloshop.com/collections/...
ollycostelloshop.com/collections/...
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Trump’s echo chamber:
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
The Bubble-Wrapped President
Trump surrounds himself with those who flatter him in places where he is comfortable.
www.theatlantic.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Trump’s echo chamber:
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Very little U.S travel
No rallies or contact with supporters
Right-wing media
Dinners with rich donors and billionaires
Truth Social
Lack of staff to tell him no www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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December 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hoosier’s Not Having It Part 2
A new post by a Republican state Senator in Indiana, saying she will "not cave" on redistricting as she shares that she was just the target of a pipe bomb threat to due "DC political pundits."
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hoosier’s Not Having It Part 2