Dragonimp
@dragonimp.bsky.social
She/her. 40s. Queer. Pagan. Artist/writer/sewist/crafter. Mostly Good Omens brainrot.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Ever wanted a Christmas jumper with vulvas and a big ol' clitoris pun on it? Your time has come! We've been beavering away on a special Vagina Museum jumper just for you. Perfectly suitable for office parties, midnight carol services and Christmas lunches. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/products/mer...
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Ever wanted a Christmas jumper with vulvas and a big ol' clitoris pun on it? Your time has come! We've been beavering away on a special Vagina Museum jumper just for you. Perfectly suitable for office parties, midnight carol services and Christmas lunches. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/products/mer...
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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They had a day, time for some crepes
#GoodOmens
#GoodOmens
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
They had a day, time for some crepes
#GoodOmens
#GoodOmens
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November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Listen. There is no ship discourse you can throw at me that I will ever listen to. You are talking to someone who grew up shipping WWE wrestlers. "This is problematic" "This will never be canon" I don't care. You cannot hurt me in a way that matters
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Listen. There is no ship discourse you can throw at me that I will ever listen to. You are talking to someone who grew up shipping WWE wrestlers. "This is problematic" "This will never be canon" I don't care. You cannot hurt me in a way that matters
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November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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#ARSE
No. 1989
His lips moved as he read it again, all the way from "The Lord Protector of the Common Wealth of Britain charges and demands", through the bit about commandeering all kindling, rope, and igniferous oils, right down to the signatures of the WA's first Lord Adjutant, Praise-Him-All-Ye-
No. 1989
His lips moved as he read it again, all the way from "The Lord Protector of the Common Wealth of Britain charges and demands", through the bit about commandeering all kindling, rope, and igniferous oils, right down to the signatures of the WA's first Lord Adjutant, Praise-Him-All-Ye-
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
#ARSE
No. 1989
His lips moved as he read it again, all the way from "The Lord Protector of the Common Wealth of Britain charges and demands", through the bit about commandeering all kindling, rope, and igniferous oils, right down to the signatures of the WA's first Lord Adjutant, Praise-Him-All-Ye-
No. 1989
His lips moved as he read it again, all the way from "The Lord Protector of the Common Wealth of Britain charges and demands", through the bit about commandeering all kindling, rope, and igniferous oils, right down to the signatures of the WA's first Lord Adjutant, Praise-Him-All-Ye-
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just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as “the first fandom” like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xerox’d fanzines erasure and I won’t stand for it
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as “the first fandom” like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xerox’d fanzines erasure and I won’t stand for it
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Read this thread, especially if you've ever downloaded a book from a pirate site. Pirating indie books is NOT the same as 'acquiring' big budget Amazon shows. It's the difference between shoplifting from Walmart or stealing from a little craft stall.
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
Yes, stole it.
I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.
🖕
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Read this thread, especially if you've ever downloaded a book from a pirate site. Pirating indie books is NOT the same as 'acquiring' big budget Amazon shows. It's the difference between shoplifting from Walmart or stealing from a little craft stall.
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One of the many things that irritate me about dealing with older teens is there assumption that adults don’t get it. Kmere, all the inuendos and smuty Jokes you make, we hear them, we get them, and we’ve thought of something 100 times filthier in the 10 minutes you took to conceive that little gem.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
One of the many things that irritate me about dealing with older teens is there assumption that adults don’t get it. Kmere, all the inuendos and smuty Jokes you make, we hear them, we get them, and we’ve thought of something 100 times filthier in the 10 minutes you took to conceive that little gem.
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According to FemaleCrowley on TikTok who recently met @richkeeble.bsky.social (Mr. Arnold in S2), the release date of Good Omens 3 could be revealed soon. 👀
#GoodOmens #GoodOmens3
#GoodOmens #GoodOmens3
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
According to FemaleCrowley on TikTok who recently met @richkeeble.bsky.social (Mr. Arnold in S2), the release date of Good Omens 3 could be revealed soon. 👀
#GoodOmens #GoodOmens3
#GoodOmens #GoodOmens3
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I have started doing this and let me tell you it’s really freeing to let people experience the consequence of their own rudeness and not internalize it as society has taught me to.
I really need to practice saying “what a weird, rude thing to say” to the people who say weird, rude things to me
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have started doing this and let me tell you it’s really freeing to let people experience the consequence of their own rudeness and not internalize it as society has taught me to.
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Hilda — Duane Bryers
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Hilda — Duane Bryers
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(based on a William Etty painting from 1828, cuz it made me think of Aziraphale doing his little 'oh no, I'm in danger of being discorporated' act)
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
(based on a William Etty painting from 1828, cuz it made me think of Aziraphale doing his little 'oh no, I'm in danger of being discorporated' act)
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Girl we knew. Pirates are always gay.
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Girl we knew. Pirates are always gay.
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Ahem ahem 😂
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ahem ahem 😂
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As another heavily marketed family holiday looms in the US, I want you to remember:
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
As another heavily marketed family holiday looms in the US, I want you to remember:
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
Not all blood relatives are worthy of your time
Sometimes the best way to celebrate a holiday is to ignore it completely
You have a right to your boundaries & it’s not a celebration if it feels obligatory
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My patron Hayley had a birthday this week and needed a bit of comfort so I drew them this moment in the South Downs- Even on a rainy day they have their togetherness to bring them light. I also included a little autumn robin which traditionally represented comfort and hope. 💜
#ineffablehusbands
#ineffablehusbands
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My patron Hayley had a birthday this week and needed a bit of comfort so I drew them this moment in the South Downs- Even on a rainy day they have their togetherness to bring them light. I also included a little autumn robin which traditionally represented comfort and hope. 💜
#ineffablehusbands
#ineffablehusbands