Hedda T Bear
@wellthumbed.bsky.social
Masters student, writer, mother to an unholy trinity of beasties. Above all things I am a lover of stories. Hearing them, watching, reading, creating. Like Crack, They are moreish…especially Good Omens.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Wellthumbed/works
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Aziraphale spreading some Christmas spirit 🎄
An old video from 2023
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An old video from 2023
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December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Aziraphale spreading some Christmas spirit 🎄
An old video from 2023
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An old video from 2023
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Show me how your 2025 went.
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Show me how your 2025 went.
It is so cliche, but yes, it is the first weekend of the holidays, and me and the smallest beastie are sick😩boo hiss!
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It is so cliche, but yes, it is the first weekend of the holidays, and me and the smallest beastie are sick😩boo hiss!
Let the smut reading commence. But Hedda, don’t you read fanfic smut all the time? Yes, but that’s a different flavour of smut.😈
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Let the smut reading commence. But Hedda, don’t you read fanfic smut all the time? Yes, but that’s a different flavour of smut.😈
“I’ll just read one chapter, then I’ll go to sleep” 9 chapters in. 4 new kinks awakened, and no sleep to be found. Bugger.
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“I’ll just read one chapter, then I’ll go to sleep” 9 chapters in. 4 new kinks awakened, and no sleep to be found. Bugger.
Me: hey fashion industry, can we have sexy plus size nightwear that’s actually cut for bigger bodies?
Fashion: certain, you can have an off pink sack with butterflies/love hearts on it. Or, this lovely bin bag in floral print, WITH frills.
Me: sigh, how much?
FI: £100
Me: I fucking hate you
Fashion: certain, you can have an off pink sack with butterflies/love hearts on it. Or, this lovely bin bag in floral print, WITH frills.
Me: sigh, how much?
FI: £100
Me: I fucking hate you
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me: hey fashion industry, can we have sexy plus size nightwear that’s actually cut for bigger bodies?
Fashion: certain, you can have an off pink sack with butterflies/love hearts on it. Or, this lovely bin bag in floral print, WITH frills.
Me: sigh, how much?
FI: £100
Me: I fucking hate you
Fashion: certain, you can have an off pink sack with butterflies/love hearts on it. Or, this lovely bin bag in floral print, WITH frills.
Me: sigh, how much?
FI: £100
Me: I fucking hate you
If you’ve got a quid or two to spare help this gorgeous beastie out. Your ability to work shouldn’t be hindered by transport access.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-jenn-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-jenn-...
Donate to Help Jenn Get a Reliable Car for Work and Family, organized by Jessica Mergen
Hi, I’m starting this GoFundMe for Jenn because she needs a new car! H… Jessica Mergen needs your support for Help Jenn Get a Reliable Car for Work and Family
www.gofundme.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you’ve got a quid or two to spare help this gorgeous beastie out. Your ability to work shouldn’t be hindered by transport access.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-jenn-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-jenn-...
Aww, got a lil guy from my kids Christmas market. Aww, it’s cute…what is it? Shut up, don’t judge me, I’m not a plant mum, I’m just trying
My best.
My best.
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Aww, got a lil guy from my kids Christmas market. Aww, it’s cute…what is it? Shut up, don’t judge me, I’m not a plant mum, I’m just trying
My best.
My best.
“How can someone with so many tattoos have issues with getting
Bloods taken?”
“I dunno, maybe cause the tattooist is good at their job.Go get me the vampire! You just like stabbing people with sharps ya crettin!”
Bloods taken?”
“I dunno, maybe cause the tattooist is good at their job.Go get me the vampire! You just like stabbing people with sharps ya crettin!”
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“How can someone with so many tattoos have issues with getting
Bloods taken?”
“I dunno, maybe cause the tattooist is good at their job.Go get me the vampire! You just like stabbing people with sharps ya crettin!”
Bloods taken?”
“I dunno, maybe cause the tattooist is good at their job.Go get me the vampire! You just like stabbing people with sharps ya crettin!”
Where in the parenting contract does pooping freedoms feature? I would like to renegotiate, because this is unacceptable. The screaming should not commence as soon as cheek meets seat.👿
December 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Where in the parenting contract does pooping freedoms feature? I would like to renegotiate, because this is unacceptable. The screaming should not commence as soon as cheek meets seat.👿
Last random drawing left for me by a student. I do love an axelotl.
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Last random drawing left for me by a student. I do love an axelotl.
They’ve all gone to mass. Hope it’s a good long mass. I’ve been fannying about, shelving books, no interruptions. Nobody has flung a chair, or had a meltdown, or been cheeky. Just glorious silence. I love being an atheist in a faith school.
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
They’ve all gone to mass. Hope it’s a good long mass. I’ve been fannying about, shelving books, no interruptions. Nobody has flung a chair, or had a meltdown, or been cheeky. Just glorious silence. I love being an atheist in a faith school.
Today’s audio book will be stopping me from loosing my mind. Queer Vampires running a B&B, I’m hoping for fluffy fun times.
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Today’s audio book will be stopping me from loosing my mind. Queer Vampires running a B&B, I’m hoping for fluffy fun times.
Someone has left a tiny plastic bag full of lil pebbles/stones on my
Desk…is this a curse? A blessing? Why are there pebbles on my desk?
Desk…is this a curse? A blessing? Why are there pebbles on my desk?
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Someone has left a tiny plastic bag full of lil pebbles/stones on my
Desk…is this a curse? A blessing? Why are there pebbles on my desk?
Desk…is this a curse? A blessing? Why are there pebbles on my desk?
When the box says serves 8, and you know it means 2. It’s a fucking meringue!
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When the box says serves 8, and you know it means 2. It’s a fucking meringue!
In the last few weeks I have recieved two comments that were worded like compliments but in the weirdest way.
1) wow your pupils dilate so easy, most times it takes a few tries, but yours just open up.
2) your skins amazing, it just drinks up the ink…
Sooo I’ve got slutty pupils and thirsty skin?
1) wow your pupils dilate so easy, most times it takes a few tries, but yours just open up.
2) your skins amazing, it just drinks up the ink…
Sooo I’ve got slutty pupils and thirsty skin?
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In the last few weeks I have recieved two comments that were worded like compliments but in the weirdest way.
1) wow your pupils dilate so easy, most times it takes a few tries, but yours just open up.
2) your skins amazing, it just drinks up the ink…
Sooo I’ve got slutty pupils and thirsty skin?
1) wow your pupils dilate so easy, most times it takes a few tries, but yours just open up.
2) your skins amazing, it just drinks up the ink…
Sooo I’ve got slutty pupils and thirsty skin?
🤩 my tattooist is a fucking legend, and she’s only been doing it for a year! A year? I love her! Love me a robot. These 4 are my favourites.
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🤩 my tattooist is a fucking legend, and she’s only been doing it for a year! A year? I love her! Love me a robot. These 4 are my favourites.
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Since when were postcards old? Nae water bed, and my typewriter was second hand. When the beasties saw a phone box in Edinburgh their tiny minds exploded. Though they instinctively knew what to do with a rotary phone.
Since when were postcards old? Nae water bed, and my typewriter was second hand. When the beasties saw a phone box in Edinburgh their tiny minds exploded. Though they instinctively knew what to do with a rotary phone.
I'm 39. So,
17
(No AOL address, not the main thing here in France; no typewriter, too poor; and no water bed, too poor, also... not a thing here in France)
17
(No AOL address, not the main thing here in France; no typewriter, too poor; and no water bed, too poor, also... not a thing here in France)
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Since when were postcards old? Nae water bed, and my typewriter was second hand. When the beasties saw a phone box in Edinburgh their tiny minds exploded. Though they instinctively knew what to do with a rotary phone.
Since when were postcards old? Nae water bed, and my typewriter was second hand. When the beasties saw a phone box in Edinburgh their tiny minds exploded. Though they instinctively knew what to do with a rotary phone.
I think I’m doing something very stoopid. Finished and submitted essay at 9:45, jumped in a car and headed straight to my tattooist. I anticipate a mid tat snooze.
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I think I’m doing something very stoopid. Finished and submitted essay at 9:45, jumped in a car and headed straight to my tattooist. I anticipate a mid tat snooze.
HSB: how’s the essay going?
Me: it can suck a dick.
HSB: how many words to go?
Me: 2000+
MSB: Ooft. You’re not getting to bed before 6
Me: nope
HSB: want an ice cream?
And that man, heroes and villains, is a keeper.
Me: it can suck a dick.
HSB: how many words to go?
Me: 2000+
MSB: Ooft. You’re not getting to bed before 6
Me: nope
HSB: want an ice cream?
And that man, heroes and villains, is a keeper.
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
HSB: how’s the essay going?
Me: it can suck a dick.
HSB: how many words to go?
Me: 2000+
MSB: Ooft. You’re not getting to bed before 6
Me: nope
HSB: want an ice cream?
And that man, heroes and villains, is a keeper.
Me: it can suck a dick.
HSB: how many words to go?
Me: 2000+
MSB: Ooft. You’re not getting to bed before 6
Me: nope
HSB: want an ice cream?
And that man, heroes and villains, is a keeper.
Tuesday is gonna be the best day. Final assignment will be submitted, new tattoo day, going to bed and not having to stress about work stuff. But Monday? Monday is gonna be the bastardliest day that ever was. Monday is gonna make me it’s bitch and it won’t even say thank you after it fucks me.
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Tuesday is gonna be the best day. Final assignment will be submitted, new tattoo day, going to bed and not having to stress about work stuff. But Monday? Monday is gonna be the bastardliest day that ever was. Monday is gonna make me it’s bitch and it won’t even say thank you after it fucks me.
Teabags located. Inappropriate but fabulous mug utilised. Fuck me I really will do anything to avoid doing actual work.
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Teabags located. Inappropriate but fabulous mug utilised. Fuck me I really will do anything to avoid doing actual work.
My whole country is ashamed of me. I’ve a hankering for a cup of tea, but fucked if I know where the tea bags are.
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
My whole country is ashamed of me. I’ve a hankering for a cup of tea, but fucked if I know where the tea bags are.
Oooo, what a lovely Christmas present in the post. Endoscopy appointment. Hello balls, you continue to roll.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Oooo, what a lovely Christmas present in the post. Endoscopy appointment. Hello balls, you continue to roll.
Brain: Right you, ya dissapointment. You’re going to get up in 6 hours. shower, take the kid to theatre group, go to the postie, walk the dog, go to the park, bath the tiniest terrorist, watch a Christmas movie, wrap birthday presents, and finally you WILL write that last assignment…Stop laughing!
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Brain: Right you, ya dissapointment. You’re going to get up in 6 hours. shower, take the kid to theatre group, go to the postie, walk the dog, go to the park, bath the tiniest terrorist, watch a Christmas movie, wrap birthday presents, and finally you WILL write that last assignment…Stop laughing!