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If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
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there is a young woman at my gym that looks an anime goth ai model that was fed into a 3d printer and brought to life, it's nuts
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
there is a young woman at my gym that looks an anime goth ai model that was fed into a 3d printer and brought to life, it's nuts
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thanksgiving is an evil holiday in many ways but i truly do appreciate it as an excuse to make and eat five pies in a week
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
thanksgiving is an evil holiday in many ways but i truly do appreciate it as an excuse to make and eat five pies in a week
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i would love to be the nerd that gives James Bond his gadgets. dozens of engineering teams working beneath me and im just taking credit for all of it like "do bring back MY grappling gun rolex in one piece"
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i would love to be the nerd that gives James Bond his gadgets. dozens of engineering teams working beneath me and im just taking credit for all of it like "do bring back MY grappling gun rolex in one piece"
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Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
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You seen these "clouds?" if they're made of water vapor like the scientists say- thats what they say right? Jamie pull that up
anyway it just seems weird that something so huge wouldn't fall down
anyway it just seems weird that something so huge wouldn't fall down
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You seen these "clouds?" if they're made of water vapor like the scientists say- thats what they say right? Jamie pull that up
anyway it just seems weird that something so huge wouldn't fall down
anyway it just seems weird that something so huge wouldn't fall down
I've lost three of my best shirts this week, which is actually great, because I've been looking for an excuse to kill myself
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I've lost three of my best shirts this week, which is actually great, because I've been looking for an excuse to kill myself
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never have i ever placed a pizza order more aggressively
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
never have i ever placed a pizza order more aggressively
I've been having sex with only one woman for the last 15 years, so, falling well short of my goal to be an unrepentant philanderer
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I've been having sex with only one woman for the last 15 years, so, falling well short of my goal to be an unrepentant philanderer
obviously trump never blew clinton, because blowjobs are for someone else's benefit
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
obviously trump never blew clinton, because blowjobs are for someone else's benefit
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I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read
women can be cocky and condescend to men OR believe in astrology
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
women can be cocky and condescend to men OR believe in astrology
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Imagine there were no talented musicians or songwriters in the world: would mediocre musicians be super popular or would music just not really be a thing?
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Imagine there were no talented musicians or songwriters in the world: would mediocre musicians be super popular or would music just not really be a thing?
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if I don't risk yucking your goddamn yums then how are we ever gonna find out if we hate the same stuff aka become actual friends
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
if I don't risk yucking your goddamn yums then how are we ever gonna find out if we hate the same stuff aka become actual friends
billionaires truly can't conceptualize struggling to afford things you actually need
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
billionaires truly can't conceptualize struggling to afford things you actually need
i could've done five more hey hey mama posts, but i didn't, so, you're welcome
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i could've done five more hey hey mama posts, but i didn't, so, you're welcome
🎵 hey hey mama
like them cloven hooves
draw a pentagram
and pay the devil's due 🎵
like them cloven hooves
draw a pentagram
and pay the devil's due 🎵
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
🎵 hey hey mama
like them cloven hooves
draw a pentagram
and pay the devil's due 🎵
like them cloven hooves
draw a pentagram
and pay the devil's due 🎵