Douglas Fir
@douglasfir.bsky.social
Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.
Nobody rallies from a tremendous Chicago symphony orchestra hangover like Doug Fir, but I may be getting too old for this shit
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Nobody rallies from a tremendous Chicago symphony orchestra hangover like Doug Fir, but I may be getting too old for this shit
I’m not saying I blast the MOST cypress hill of anyone in the finance sector, but I bet I’m top 10th percentile
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m not saying I blast the MOST cypress hill of anyone in the finance sector, but I bet I’m top 10th percentile
Man I almost just got drilled by a delivery driver making a sudden right across the protected bike lane on Hennepin. Still trying to figure out how he accelerated into almost taking me out
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Man I almost just got drilled by a delivery driver making a sudden right across the protected bike lane on Hennepin. Still trying to figure out how he accelerated into almost taking me out
Gophers have played 4 B1G home games, gone 4-0, and looked absolutely terrible in three of them 😂
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Gophers have played 4 B1G home games, gone 4-0, and looked absolutely terrible in three of them 😂
I need a therapist but one that I only talk to about Muse
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I need a therapist but one that I only talk to about Muse
The weather has officially turned to “adding John Denver’s “Annie’s song” to my biking to work Spotify mix” weather, for those keeping track
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The weather has officially turned to “adding John Denver’s “Annie’s song” to my biking to work Spotify mix” weather, for those keeping track
Tomorrow will make me miss the B1G West because whooo boy would we have a mediocre/good team excited about Indy tomorrow night.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tomorrow will make me miss the B1G West because whooo boy would we have a mediocre/good team excited about Indy tomorrow night.
Today was not a day for biking, but there I was, 7 miles straight southeast from my house. Jesus CHRIST.
October 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Today was not a day for biking, but there I was, 7 miles straight southeast from my house. Jesus CHRIST.
We are gonna miss this dude when he is done playing, man. The best.
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We are gonna miss this dude when he is done playing, man. The best.
I’ve updated my outlook on Nebraska-Minnesota to be the same outlook at I’ve had on this season for Nebraska in general.
Nebraska is finally gonna beat Minnesota? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is gonna finally win 9 games? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is finally gonna beat Minnesota? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is gonna finally win 9 games? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ve updated my outlook on Nebraska-Minnesota to be the same outlook at I’ve had on this season for Nebraska in general.
Nebraska is finally gonna beat Minnesota? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is gonna finally win 9 games? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is finally gonna beat Minnesota? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
Nebraska is gonna finally win 9 games? They better. Won’t get easier from here.
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In honor of @chairtrophy.bsky.social Week, here is a piece I wrote this summer on the origins of the Minnesota - Nebraska rivalry, the birth (and death) of the original Chair Trophy, and some of the craziest games in the series.
www.si.com/college/nebr...
www.si.com/college/nebr...
Dave Feit’s Greatest Huskers by the Numbers: 47 – Charley Brock
The deep roots of Nebraska football's rivalry with Minnesota, plus a Husker with a big secret.
www.si.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In honor of @chairtrophy.bsky.social Week, here is a piece I wrote this summer on the origins of the Minnesota - Nebraska rivalry, the birth (and death) of the original Chair Trophy, and some of the craziest games in the series.
www.si.com/college/nebr...
www.si.com/college/nebr...
There should be a long German word for when your buddy dies and you’re kind of just getting through it in that sort of numb existence that is so 2025 and then Sufjan Stevens’ “Casmir Pulaski Day” come up on shuffle.
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There should be a long German word for when your buddy dies and you’re kind of just getting through it in that sort of numb existence that is so 2025 and then Sufjan Stevens’ “Casmir Pulaski Day” come up on shuffle.
Also, BURNie Budman
This is the most responsible, most organized dude on @tm2s.bsky.social
#Gophers-only edition
P.J. 420
Jerry Kush
Tracy Blaze
Tim Hashon (Interim)
Tree Brewster
Glen Blaze-on
Jim Weedker
John Ganjakunst
Lou Herb
“Smokey” Joe Salem
Chronic Stoll
Murray Wargrass
Weed Fesler
George Hasher
Burnie Budman
Fritz Crisloud
Chronic Spears
William Skunking
Herbry L. Williams
P.J. 420
Jerry Kush
Tracy Blaze
Tim Hashon (Interim)
Tree Brewster
Glen Blaze-on
Jim Weedker
John Ganjakunst
Lou Herb
“Smokey” Joe Salem
Chronic Stoll
Murray Wargrass
Weed Fesler
George Hasher
Burnie Budman
Fritz Crisloud
Chronic Spears
William Skunking
Herbry L. Williams
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Also, BURNie Budman
This is the most responsible, most organized dude on @tm2s.bsky.social
#Gophers-only edition
P.J. 420
Jerry Kush
Tracy Blaze
Tim Hashon (Interim)
Tree Brewster
Glen Blaze-on
Jim Weedker
John Ganjakunst
Lou Herb
“Smokey” Joe Salem
Chronic Stoll
Murray Wargrass
Weed Fesler
George Hasher
Burnie Budman
Fritz Crisloud
Chronic Spears
William Skunking
Herbry L. Williams
P.J. 420
Jerry Kush
Tracy Blaze
Tim Hashon (Interim)
Tree Brewster
Glen Blaze-on
Jim Weedker
John Ganjakunst
Lou Herb
“Smokey” Joe Salem
Chronic Stoll
Murray Wargrass
Weed Fesler
George Hasher
Burnie Budman
Fritz Crisloud
Chronic Spears
William Skunking
Herbry L. Williams
Billy Vapier? No. It works but it’s wrong for all the wrong reasons.
Will Muskdank?
Nick Fadin?
Mike Bobo
Chill Curry?
Will Muskdank?
Nick Fadin?
Mike Bobo
Chill Curry?
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is the most responsible, most organized dude on @tm2s.bsky.social
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When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account
The song “New Slang” by the Shins is 24 years old, which simply cannot be because all my young hipster peers love that song.
September 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The song “New Slang” by the Shins is 24 years old, which simply cannot be because all my young hipster peers love that song.
Reposted by Douglas Fir
Not believing a Gundy firing report til I hear it from OANN
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not believing a Gundy firing report til I hear it from OANN
Reposted by Douglas Fir
Every signature in Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book was real except for Donald Trump's, which was forged. Just like every Republican victory in 2020 was real but Donald Trump's loss was rigged. Why is that so hard for the Left to understand?
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every signature in Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book was real except for Donald Trump's, which was forged. Just like every Republican victory in 2020 was real but Donald Trump's loss was rigged. Why is that so hard for the Left to understand?
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
@rugbykino.bsky.social hi Cian. Welcome to the pain of Gopher football.
September 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@rugbykino.bsky.social hi Cian. Welcome to the pain of Gopher football.
God help us when I’m Mr. Positivity.
TMTS Episode 5ish!
We unpack a great Week 1 of #Gopher football and look ahead to Northwestern State!
Also featuring:
-Mr. Positivity @douglasfir.bsky.social
-O-Line Online with @swanosaurus.bsky.social
-And Biff on Women’s Rugby World Cup, #AFL Finals, and #Werder Bremen’s Ten Hag takedown
We unpack a great Week 1 of #Gopher football and look ahead to Northwestern State!
Also featuring:
-Mr. Positivity @douglasfir.bsky.social
-O-Line Online with @swanosaurus.bsky.social
-And Biff on Women’s Rugby World Cup, #AFL Finals, and #Werder Bremen’s Ten Hag takedown
TMTS Episode 6: Gopher Talk, AFL Finals, Ten Hag Fired
Podcast Episode · This Matters To Somebody · 09/05/2025 · 51m
podcasts.apple.com
September 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
God help us when I’m Mr. Positivity.
For the record, I’m sorry I raised my voice, but for once I was not hungry.
TMTS back! Episode 6 has a bit of everything...
#Gophers Football talk
AFL finals
Erin Ten Hag FIRED
And Biff publicly admitting his preference for comfy clothes
#TMTS: now with boner jokes!
@tm2s.bsky.social
#Gophers Football talk
AFL finals
Erin Ten Hag FIRED
And Biff publicly admitting his preference for comfy clothes
#TMTS: now with boner jokes!
@tm2s.bsky.social
TMTS Episode 6: Gopher Talk, AFL Finals, Ten Hag Fired
open.spotify.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
For the record, I’m sorry I raised my voice, but for once I was not hungry.
My Joker origin story will be the next time I’m transitioning from Sirius to Eye in the Sky and I get a fucking Ryan Reynolds mint mobile commercial.
Idk if that makes sense I haven’t seen the film.
Idk if that makes sense I haven’t seen the film.
September 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My Joker origin story will be the next time I’m transitioning from Sirius to Eye in the Sky and I get a fucking Ryan Reynolds mint mobile commercial.
Idk if that makes sense I haven’t seen the film.
Idk if that makes sense I haven’t seen the film.
Yesterday I was biking to work through the Theo Wirth swamps and listening to Linger by the Cranberries and i surprised a White Egret and it slowly took off and flew over my head, maybe 5-10 feet above me. And it’s hard to believe that happened in the same world yesterday that we live in today.
August 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Yesterday I was biking to work through the Theo Wirth swamps and listening to Linger by the Cranberries and i surprised a White Egret and it slowly took off and flew over my head, maybe 5-10 feet above me. And it’s hard to believe that happened in the same world yesterday that we live in today.
Where should one sit at cal memorial stadium if someone were to go to cal memorial stadium for a night game?
August 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Where should one sit at cal memorial stadium if someone were to go to cal memorial stadium for a night game?
If you have to ask yourself if you’re finally ready to listen to sufjan Steven’s “casimir
Pulaski day” without an emotional reaction, you are NOT.
Pulaski day” without an emotional reaction, you are NOT.
August 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you have to ask yourself if you’re finally ready to listen to sufjan Steven’s “casimir
Pulaski day” without an emotional reaction, you are NOT.
Pulaski day” without an emotional reaction, you are NOT.