Douglas Fir
@douglasfir.bsky.social
Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.
Northwestern will test the entire theory
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Northwestern will test the entire theory
It did lead to the greatest football observation of all time from my wife (who has watched 2 football games in the 10 years we’ve been married):
“It seems like your best player is playing very badly”
“It seems like your best player is playing very badly”
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It did lead to the greatest football observation of all time from my wife (who has watched 2 football games in the 10 years we’ve been married):
“It seems like your best player is playing very badly”
“It seems like your best player is playing very badly”
You should have come out to Berkeley, we had a great time
a man wearing glasses and a tie is looking at the camera in an office .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is looking at the camera in an office .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You should have come out to Berkeley, we had a great time
(I don’t get why people are so compelled by the Edmund Fitz but I am too so who am I to say)
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
(I don’t get why people are so compelled by the Edmund Fitz but I am too so who am I to say)
In a related note if you just heard a dude absolutely MFing a box truck for 45 seconds in downtown Minneapolis, you just met Doug Fir
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In a related note if you just heard a dude absolutely MFing a box truck for 45 seconds in downtown Minneapolis, you just met Doug Fir
Are they saying booooo or boooo-if
(I’m saying boo)
(I hope your kid feels better)
(I’m saying boo)
(I hope your kid feels better)
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Are they saying booooo or boooo-if
(I’m saying boo)
(I hope your kid feels better)
(I’m saying boo)
(I hope your kid feels better)
Somehow this is worse than
Mars ain’t the type of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there toooo raise them
If you did
Mars ain’t the type of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there toooo raise them
If you did
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Somehow this is worse than
Mars ain’t the type of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there toooo raise them
If you did
Mars ain’t the type of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there toooo raise them
If you did
I mean we didn’t become little neofascist fucking pricks who bully people but are literally afraid to make a single phone call and talk to a person so idk
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I mean we didn’t become little neofascist fucking pricks who bully people but are literally afraid to make a single phone call and talk to a person so idk
I know that inherently, 17 year olds driving fast in a turbocharged German vehicle while smoking the devil’s lettuce is more dangerous that what the youths are doing now but also like….
Is it?
Is it?
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I know that inherently, 17 year olds driving fast in a turbocharged German vehicle while smoking the devil’s lettuce is more dangerous that what the youths are doing now but also like….
Is it?
Is it?
Honestly I think i just figured out why I’m still chasing muse. Nvm nvm
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Honestly I think i just figured out why I’m still chasing muse. Nvm nvm
Then he put Apocalypse Please on and he jumped on 35w towards downtown right in the last 45 seconds of the song. The GLX was turbocharged. We were very, VERY high.
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Then he put Apocalypse Please on and he jumped on 35w towards downtown right in the last 45 seconds of the song. The GLX was turbocharged. We were very, VERY high.
I heard Muse and TV on the Radio for the first time on the same night in my buddies Volkswagen Golf GLX. We drove around bde maka ska (but like this was long ass time ago so not that) and listened to desperate youth bloodthirsty babes
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I heard Muse and TV on the Radio for the first time on the same night in my buddies Volkswagen Golf GLX. We drove around bde maka ska (but like this was long ass time ago so not that) and listened to desperate youth bloodthirsty babes
I haven’t had a totally positive experience with this band since 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I haven’t had a totally positive experience with this band since 2005.
I could write a book on “uprising”. It might be the worst song I’ve ever heard. It’s certainly for the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard. I never skip it.
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I could write a book on “uprising”. It might be the worst song I’ve ever heard. It’s certainly for the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard. I never skip it.
Tracks 2-5 on “Absolution” - Hal brokers peace in the Middle East
Track 6 - Hal poops on the carpet
(I haven’t seen the newest season no spoilers)
Track 6 - Hal poops on the carpet
(I haven’t seen the newest season no spoilers)
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tracks 2-5 on “Absolution” - Hal brokers peace in the Middle East
Track 6 - Hal poops on the carpet
(I haven’t seen the newest season no spoilers)
Track 6 - Hal poops on the carpet
(I haven’t seen the newest season no spoilers)
Making this legal:
Demain, c'est le premier tour des #CFL 112e éliminatoires de la Coupe Grey !
Avec les changements de règles en cours en 2026, cela pourrait être votre dernière chance de voir ce sport comme Dieu l'a voulu.
6 équipes se qualifient pour les playoffs, dont 4 jouent demain :
Demain, c'est le premier tour des #CFL 112e éliminatoires de la Coupe Grey !
Avec les changements de règles en cours en 2026, cela pourrait être votre dernière chance de voir ce sport comme Dieu l'a voulu.
6 équipes se qualifient pour les playoffs, dont 4 jouent demain :
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Making this legal:
Demain, c'est le premier tour des #CFL 112e éliminatoires de la Coupe Grey !
Avec les changements de règles en cours en 2026, cela pourrait être votre dernière chance de voir ce sport comme Dieu l'a voulu.
6 équipes se qualifient pour les playoffs, dont 4 jouent demain :
Demain, c'est le premier tour des #CFL 112e éliminatoires de la Coupe Grey !
Avec les changements de règles en cours en 2026, cela pourrait être votre dernière chance de voir ce sport comme Dieu l'a voulu.
6 équipes se qualifient pour les playoffs, dont 4 jouent demain :
Like I’m watching the Diplomat and I get how Keri Russel feels about her husband because I feel the same way about Muse
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Like I’m watching the Diplomat and I get how Keri Russel feels about her husband because I feel the same way about Muse