DougHed
@doughed.bsky.social
Retired software developer
Farmer, writer, distiller
Farmer, writer, distiller
What the hell is Captain fuck pants up to today?
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
What the hell is Captain fuck pants up to today?
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Here's a conspiracy theory - the people who have fraudulently overextended themselves re: the AI bubble have asked Trump to tank the global economy to hide that the next big recession is going to be their fault.
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Here's a conspiracy theory - the people who have fraudulently overextended themselves re: the AI bubble have asked Trump to tank the global economy to hide that the next big recession is going to be their fault.
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No more turning away
From the weak and the weary
No more turning away
From the coldness inside
Just a world that we all must share
It’s not enough just to stand and stare
Is it only a dream that there’ll be
No more turning away
From the weak and the weary
No more turning away
From the coldness inside
Just a world that we all must share
It’s not enough just to stand and stare
Is it only a dream that there’ll be
No more turning away
♫ Pink Floyd - On The Turning Away [Lyrics]
YouTube video by MrOLMOBE
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
No more turning away
From the weak and the weary
No more turning away
From the coldness inside
Just a world that we all must share
It’s not enough just to stand and stare
Is it only a dream that there’ll be
No more turning away
From the weak and the weary
No more turning away
From the coldness inside
Just a world that we all must share
It’s not enough just to stand and stare
Is it only a dream that there’ll be
No more turning away
I feel like we are all Musicology Duck now. Next stop, Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I feel like we are all Musicology Duck now. Next stop, Greenland.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
So, does the ACC still suck balls as a football conference? Asking for the SEC
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
So, does the ACC still suck balls as a football conference? Asking for the SEC
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The orange felon wants to invade and annex Greenland whilst in military control of Venezuela but is also asking his fellow murderous dictator Putin to join his bullshit Board of Peace. I truly hate him and his cult.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The orange felon wants to invade and annex Greenland whilst in military control of Venezuela but is also asking his fellow murderous dictator Putin to join his bullshit Board of Peace. I truly hate him and his cult.
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Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
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Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre confirmed he received this message from Trump:
![NEW: President Trump letter to Jonas Gahr Store links Nobel Prize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jmte4w4x7ukciit6lci6ziau/bafkreihiddkacymmesu2re4n4nmlra6p5u5zepo3donk3p7zqs3l6xi654@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre confirmed he received this message from Trump:
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"ICE agents in Florida openly talking about shooting people during a traffic stop that included a U.S. citizen. They describe headlocks and tasers for slow compliance, then laugh about it, joking that a $30,000 bonus makes it worth it."
x.com/thewarmonito...
x.com/thewarmonito...
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"ICE agents in Florida openly talking about shooting people during a traffic stop that included a U.S. citizen. They describe headlocks and tasers for slow compliance, then laugh about it, joking that a $30,000 bonus makes it worth it."
x.com/thewarmonito...
x.com/thewarmonito...
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PSA: If Bill Kristol can say this dems should be able to say it
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
PSA: If Bill Kristol can say this dems should be able to say it
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“Lifeless… foam around his mouth. Nobody wants to see their kids like that.”
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
“Lifeless… foam around his mouth. Nobody wants to see their kids like that.”
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
ICE attacked a family trying to LEAVE the besieged neighborhood and hospitalized a 6 month old baby that couldn’t breathe.
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A video in Minneapolis appears to show a federal agent kneeing a man in the face while he is being arrested.
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
A video in Minneapolis appears to show a federal agent kneeing a man in the face while he is being arrested.
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So she had a pulse. That’s what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasn’t breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
So she had a pulse. That’s what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasn’t breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
Just for trying to distract myself, you, anyone... some nice Friday music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l_g...
I live on the New River, not the Shenandoah, but the words ring true.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l_g...
I live on the New River, not the Shenandoah, but the words ring true.
Bob Weir And Wolf Bros: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Just for trying to distract myself, you, anyone... some nice Friday music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l_g...
I live on the New River, not the Shenandoah, but the words ring true.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l_g...
I live on the New River, not the Shenandoah, but the words ring true.
What a fucking shitshow.
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 PM
What a fucking shitshow.
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🙏🏽 @sethabramson.bsky.social thank you
PSA for the media: This DHS’ story will always be bullshit. Proceed accordingly or sacrifice your own credibility.
PSA for the media: This DHS’ story will always be bullshit. Proceed accordingly or sacrifice your own credibility.
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
🙏🏽 @sethabramson.bsky.social thank you
PSA for the media: This DHS’ story will always be bullshit. Proceed accordingly or sacrifice your own credibility.
PSA for the media: This DHS’ story will always be bullshit. Proceed accordingly or sacrifice your own credibility.
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remember when Scottie Scheffler got arrested in Louisville before the PGA Championship for an incident that was strikingly similar to Renee Good and yet everyone was pretty much in agreement that the cop was an overzealous baby?
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
remember when Scottie Scheffler got arrested in Louisville before the PGA Championship for an incident that was strikingly similar to Renee Good and yet everyone was pretty much in agreement that the cop was an overzealous baby?
Post your favorite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
Wrong answers only!
January 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only!
Wrong answers only!
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Solidarity forever…
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Solidarity forever…
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Ostrich!!
Dinner tonight (a nod to the old homeland) was ostrich steak. Served with boiled potatoes, cauliflower, broccoli, sauteed mushrooms and spiced red cabbage (with herbs, seeds and cashews). And a creamy peppercorn sauce.
Delicious.
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #Whatscooking #ostrich 🍜🍽️
Dinner tonight (a nod to the old homeland) was ostrich steak. Served with boiled potatoes, cauliflower, broccoli, sauteed mushrooms and spiced red cabbage (with herbs, seeds and cashews). And a creamy peppercorn sauce.
Delicious.
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #Whatscooking #ostrich 🍜🍽️
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Ostrich!!
Dinner tonight (a nod to the old homeland) was ostrich steak. Served with boiled potatoes, cauliflower, broccoli, sauteed mushrooms and spiced red cabbage (with herbs, seeds and cashews). And a creamy peppercorn sauce.
Delicious.
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #Whatscooking #ostrich 🍜🍽️
Dinner tonight (a nod to the old homeland) was ostrich steak. Served with boiled potatoes, cauliflower, broccoli, sauteed mushrooms and spiced red cabbage (with herbs, seeds and cashews). And a creamy peppercorn sauce.
Delicious.
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #Whatscooking #ostrich 🍜🍽️
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Face it.
ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, wearing mask, not identifying themselves and using aggressive “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens alike. Americans are resisting, as they should.
It is time to defund ICE!
Repost if you agree. #BlueCrew
ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, wearing mask, not identifying themselves and using aggressive “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens alike. Americans are resisting, as they should.
It is time to defund ICE!
Repost if you agree. #BlueCrew
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Face it.
ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, wearing mask, not identifying themselves and using aggressive “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens alike. Americans are resisting, as they should.
It is time to defund ICE!
Repost if you agree. #BlueCrew
ICE HAS ALIENATED AMERICANS by slamming their victims faces into the ground, wearing mask, not identifying themselves and using aggressive “Gestapo” tactics on immigrants & citizens alike. Americans are resisting, as they should.
It is time to defund ICE!
Repost if you agree. #BlueCrew
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Snow clinging on wherever it can.
January 13, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Snow clinging on wherever it can.