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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis

@thebonniesituation.bsky.social

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Roast Fascism! Husband, father, son, and descendant of 17th Century Colonial Settlers. All satire/parody. Or is it? It's both and neither, yet never anywhere and sometimes everywhere. 🤔 Is it 1939 or 1984? The humor gets a little dark here.

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 14d

January 6th cannot be forgotten.

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Day of Rage: How Trump Supporters Took the U.S. Capitol | Visual Investigations

YouTube video by The New York Times

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 2h

Two dozen masked ICE Federal Secret Police, who are kitted out like they are going to war, kidnap a local and brutalize the community.

Toward the end of the video, they throw a gas cannister that almost hits a baby. 😟

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 21m

Are you aware of the gun culture and differences in blue states and cities compared to red? How many gun stores there are in the city of Chicago?

Not only are there far fewer guns in the city - the targeted class is least likely to own a firearm.

The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 25m

Is this a rhetorical question?

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3h

🔥 COUNTRY SINGER @bryanandrewsmusic.bsky.social : "You don't get to call yourself a Christian and laugh when families are torn apart — and think it's okay that the highest court in the land just gave a green light to ICE agents to target people because they’re brown or speaking Spanish.”

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "The Democrats are getting killed on the shutdown, because we're closing up programs that are Democrat programs that we were opposed to. And they're never gonna come back."

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "I had a very wealthy person who called -- a donor, a great gentleman -- and he said, 'if there's any money necessary, shortfall, for the paying of the troops, then I will pay it.' Meaning he will pay it. How about that?"

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Alexander Marks @alexandermarks.bsky.social · 13h

It’s not his head on Rocky’s body but perhaps this edit will work

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 21h

The 15 year old girl who was dragged from her car by ICE had recently had kidney surgery.

She was thrown to the ground despite screaming “I’m not resisting”

She had to return to the hospital.

These aggressive tactics will disable. They will kill.

They must be held accountable.

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 16h

This is like a "Burn After Reading" moment but with a hand.

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 16h

Is that also true in Italy? I honestly don't know if that religious aspect dominates the right wing over there. The "women have a place" is mostly Evangelical bullshit that's a bit unique (today) in the USA.

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 21h

When you finally run out of fucks to give.

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 17h

So true, as for most neurological conditions.

The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 17h

I don't know. That camel toe looks super thick. 🧐😂

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 17h

Can we just call it what it really is?

He's got a massive camel toe gobbler falling off this chin, which doubles as a nice hang out place for a sack of balls when he's gobbling up Putin'a micro penis.

The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 17h

He'd have to have balls though, no? When he said, "Grab 'em by the pussy," he was always talking about the neck?

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 1d

That delegate is owning the handshake. Trump is his bitch.

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 1d

Those fuckers are Christian in Name only. As a Christian with a foul mouth, I've made my mission to tell these bastards that they have made Trump their god and money their idol; they are evil.

The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 1d

That delegate is owning the handshake. Trump is his bitch.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 2d

The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure this is *exactly* why he was being investigated.

The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 1d

I highly doubt the FBI caught him the first time he did this. That's not how things work in the FBI.

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 1d

Squirrel!! ✌️

a cartoon dog says squirrel to a man

ALT: a cartoon dog says squirrel to a man

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The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 1d

I highly doubt the FBI caught him the first time he did this. That's not how things work in the FBI.

The Bonnie Situation's Galifianakis @thebonniesituation.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed. bsky.app/profile/cran...

cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 1d

Given her love of insider trading, maybe she knows something about the health of DJT that we don't know. Like, "Shit the whole house of cards going to collapse, better escape and pretend I was never part of it."

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cranemonster.bsky.social @cranemonster.bsky.social · 1d

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Trump: "Drug prices are going to be going down 100%, 400%, 600%, 1,000% in some cases."

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