bingo lingfucker
@dougalmcflurry.bsky.social
36. Birmingham.
i like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy
he/him #translivesmatter
i like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy
he/him #translivesmatter
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
I know it's really dull to relay dreams BUT - just dreamt I went to see Cabaret, Ben Whishaw was the emcee (NEED) - but before the show MADONNA PREVIEWED THE NEW DANCEFLOOR SEQUEL.
Je suis un faguette 🚬
Je suis un faguette 🚬
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I know it's really dull to relay dreams BUT - just dreamt I went to see Cabaret, Ben Whishaw was the emcee (NEED) - but before the show MADONNA PREVIEWED THE NEW DANCEFLOOR SEQUEL.
Je suis un faguette 🚬
Je suis un faguette 🚬
Distinct memory of seeing the man who would later become my husband at bowling, and both of us had a fag on.
It’s crazy that people used to be able to just smoke cigarettes wherever they wanted
December 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Distinct memory of seeing the man who would later become my husband at bowling, and both of us had a fag on.
Ran 16k, got back, showered, poured myself a fuck off massive port and straight on to wrapping. I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ran 16k, got back, showered, poured myself a fuck off massive port and straight on to wrapping. I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
Wasn't going to buy the SECOND reissue of Kylie's Christmas album but fuck me XMAS is catchy
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Wasn't going to buy the SECOND reissue of Kylie's Christmas album but fuck me XMAS is catchy
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This was a belter, too.
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
This was a belter, too.
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Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
Who the fuck books haircuts at 9 on a Saturday morning? My husband, that's who.
December 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Who the fuck books haircuts at 9 on a Saturday morning? My husband, that's who.
My train today cost £200. I am currently sat on the floor. Also I forgot to get a fork for my floor dinner. 🙃
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My train today cost £200. I am currently sat on the floor. Also I forgot to get a fork for my floor dinner. 🙃
Genuinely concerned Google is in my fucken brain, was thinking yesterday how I haven't seen a Smol advert in ages and NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AGAIN
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Genuinely concerned Google is in my fucken brain, was thinking yesterday how I haven't seen a Smol advert in ages and NOW THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AGAIN
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I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I bet it does. I'd much rather drink hot chocolate.
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HOLY - and I CANNOT stress this enough - SHIT
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
HOLY - and I CANNOT stress this enough - SHIT
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Rare telephone conversation with my father. Prince Andrew's not a nonce, actually, and AI is the future. 🙃
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Rare telephone conversation with my father. Prince Andrew's not a nonce, actually, and AI is the future. 🙃
Husbands decided to clear out the under-stair cupboard and I've decided he's getting a divorce for Christmas if he asks me whether he can throw one more fucking thing out.
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Husbands decided to clear out the under-stair cupboard and I've decided he's getting a divorce for Christmas if he asks me whether he can throw one more fucking thing out.
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
Obsessed with how much promo mother Cher does for her icecream brand and how little she does for literally everything else x
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Obsessed with how much promo mother Cher does for her icecream brand and how little she does for literally everything else x
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
SOOOO many bangers (Aerial, I Am A Bird Now, Takk, Late Registration) but this has to be the winner.
Went to see Kill Bill part 1 & 2 merged into one long 4.5 hour long film and my general review is: they were fine as separate films guys. Tune in next week for more shockers.
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Went to see Kill Bill part 1 & 2 merged into one long 4.5 hour long film and my general review is: they were fine as separate films guys. Tune in next week for more shockers.
Showed my soon to be 10 year old niece my Christmas tree and she simply responded with 'that's a lot of Disney' 💀. Think we've found the answer to when is it too much.
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Showed my soon to be 10 year old niece my Christmas tree and she simply responded with 'that's a lot of Disney' 💀. Think we've found the answer to when is it too much.
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The EBU and Eurovision should rot.
Israel will be allowed to compete in Eurovision 2026, the European Broadcasting Union has decided.
Consequently, Spain and the Netherlands have announced their withdrawal from the contest.
Consequently, Spain and the Netherlands have announced their withdrawal from the contest.
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The EBU and Eurovision should rot.
Will never understand the people who moan about Christmas music in stores. I worked full time in retail stores for well over a decade and I could never get enough of it.
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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December 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Will never understand the people who moan about Christmas music in stores. I worked full time in retail stores for well over a decade and I could never get enough of it.
Just realised Cher isn't in my Top 5 on Spotify this year. Walking into traffic, bye.
a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm so sorry i failed you
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm so sorry i failed you
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December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just realised Cher isn't in my Top 5 on Spotify this year. Walking into traffic, bye.
Finally managed to get something I've been working on for over a year sorted and have been rewarded with a FUCKING MIGRAINE
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Finally managed to get something I've been working on for over a year sorted and have been rewarded with a FUCKING MIGRAINE