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Mrs Dalloway said she would buy the flour herself
Props to Burnham for stirring the pot but that NEC vote
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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📣Education International sends a strong message to #Palestinian educators after a delegation of education leaders from 15 countries was detained and interrogated for hours.

‼️Attempts to intimidate, isolate, or silence educators will only strengthen our collective determination and solidarity.
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Lately I’ve been noticing just how aged my hands look compared to how they used to be. Bothers me more than facial wrinkles…
January 24, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Quote post with a picture of you being a dork
January 24, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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“While the UK government is making plans to build skyscrapers over the remains of Gaza’s buried children, Khalid’s actions expose the barbarity & racist hypocrisy of the UK legal system.By Monday, we can expect this young man to be well in the process of dying if not dead.”
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Reminder
January 24, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Disappointed to see someone Ive had some interesting conversations with out themselves as a bigoted fool on IG stories. What is it with gay men and their “I don’t want to be identified as lgbtq”. What issues do you have bubbling away under the surface?
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Watched Sentimental Value. Didn’t feel anything. Maybe I’m back to being dead inside?!?
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Once a year I get the one month discounted tinder sub, just to really make myself feel valued*

*more dejected
January 23, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Today was definitely chilli con carne with jacket potato weather.
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Batman Returns With Big Naturals.
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Debbie Does Dallas with big naturals.
Freddy got Fingered with big naturals
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Time for more cock and balls, or as it’s currently called: Starfleet Academy
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Looking at the Oscar nominations and seeing Marty Supreme listed so many times.
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Bemused by the news of Nigella joining Bake Off as I didn’t think she ever regarded herself as a baker. (I don’t say this from the POV of a fan of the show).
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Finally giving ST:Discovery S5 a go, my word it’s so bad lol
January 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
A problematic gay starting a poetry account
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Marty Supreme, what an awful film.
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Started charging my phone in a room other than my bedroom. Doomscrolling has already dropped a lot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:30 AM
That feeling when someone makes one of your recipes 🥰🥰🥰
January 18, 2026 at 8:40 PM
QTP with your favourite Jedi.

(Wrong answers only)
January 18, 2026 at 6:56 PM
No new pictures.

Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Eventually we will see Bajorans on Bajor, right? #starfleetacademy
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Kimchi and cheese danishes, and sticky toffee pudding cupcakes. All dairy free.
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM