Minerva P Kelley
@doubleca5t.bsky.social
30 / Former YouTuber / Niche Internet Microcelebrity / habitual shitposter / The Transgender Craze Seducing Your Daughters
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Gold City: 1st place in my heart 🩷
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Gold City: 1st place in my heart 🩷
As a woman, the second most lesbian thing you can do is fall in love with another woman. The most lesbian thing you can do is make a zine.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
As a woman, the second most lesbian thing you can do is fall in love with another woman. The most lesbian thing you can do is make a zine.
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
the fact that Mamdani won his election on a platform of keeping the rent down makes me realize this guy could have gone way further as a political candidate if he didn't have that insane 1890s aristocrat ass beard
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the fact that Mamdani won his election on a platform of keeping the rent down makes me realize this guy could have gone way further as a political candidate if he didn't have that insane 1890s aristocrat ass beard
Very funny to me that a lot of music critics are super harsh on Laufey because she says she makes jazz even though what she's actually making is essentially retro pop music. It'd be like if someone baked a really delicious cake but inexplicably entered it in a pie contest and got a bad score
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Very funny to me that a lot of music critics are super harsh on Laufey because she says she makes jazz even though what she's actually making is essentially retro pop music. It'd be like if someone baked a really delicious cake but inexplicably entered it in a pie contest and got a bad score
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Me when I see something that's more than I can chew
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me when I see something that's more than I can chew
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helipalmer; listen. palmer falling for helios is a no-brainer. her calling helios "my sun" is an indirect way of conveying those feelings bc palmer is so used to running away. the underlying dynamic is "you saved me in ways you'll never know"
#dlarts #umamusume
#dlarts #umamusume
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
helipalmer; listen. palmer falling for helios is a no-brainer. her calling helios "my sun" is an indirect way of conveying those feelings bc palmer is so used to running away. the underlying dynamic is "you saved me in ways you'll never know"
#dlarts #umamusume
#dlarts #umamusume
I'm not giving any props to Brianna Wu for a variety of reasons but I will say this is kind of the perfect encapsulation of the uselessness of negotiating with right wingers and why so many people like me have such a seething hatred for people who act like moderation is the only way to win
November 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm not giving any props to Brianna Wu for a variety of reasons but I will say this is kind of the perfect encapsulation of the uselessness of negotiating with right wingers and why so many people like me have such a seething hatred for people who act like moderation is the only way to win
I've grown to like a lot of things about LA after living here for so long, but you will NEVER catch me rooting for the Dodgers. Even as someone who doesn't pay attention to baseball I can tell that they are one of those sports teams whose success is an omen of darkness and misery.
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I've grown to like a lot of things about LA after living here for so long, but you will NEVER catch me rooting for the Dodgers. Even as someone who doesn't pay attention to baseball I can tell that they are one of those sports teams whose success is an omen of darkness and misery.
"integrate AI tools into your workflow!" How about you "integrate" my balls into your mouth
October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"integrate AI tools into your workflow!" How about you "integrate" my balls into your mouth
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October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Taylor Swift, Mr. Beast, Drake, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe are all the same type of thing but in different mediums
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Taylor Swift, Mr. Beast, Drake, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe are all the same type of thing but in different mediums
When the horny art or fanfic of a character I like depicts them significantly OOC
October 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When the horny art or fanfic of a character I like depicts them significantly OOC
People talk about being "too woke" in situations where it isn't even remotely applicable. If you're not posting something akin to transgender gay furry drug dealer weaboo miku binder Thomas Jefferson you are not even APPROACHING being "too woke"
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
People talk about being "too woke" in situations where it isn't even remotely applicable. If you're not posting something akin to transgender gay furry drug dealer weaboo miku binder Thomas Jefferson you are not even APPROACHING being "too woke"
The giant minion on top of Universal Studios is the Los Angeles version of The Eyes of Doctor TJ Eckleburg
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The giant minion on top of Universal Studios is the Los Angeles version of The Eyes of Doctor TJ Eckleburg
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
If an umamusume wore a hijab would there be holes for the ears like when they wear hats or would there be covers for the ears built into the hijab
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If an umamusume wore a hijab would there be holes for the ears like when they wear hats or would there be covers for the ears built into the hijab
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they should make The Snoopy Rave a real thing
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
they should make The Snoopy Rave a real thing
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we are on !! playing trivia murder party with @foreignman242.bsky.social , @davidjbradley.bsky.social , @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social , @saribo.bsky.social , @rsbenedict.bsky.social and @doubleca5t.bsky.social !!
Your favorite YouTubers and i will be live streaming a Jackbox party TODAY from Noon to Midnight PST on twitch !!!
www.twitch.tv/lolasebastian
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October 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
we are on !! playing trivia murder party with @foreignman242.bsky.social , @davidjbradley.bsky.social , @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social , @saribo.bsky.social , @rsbenedict.bsky.social and @doubleca5t.bsky.social !!
I will be on this starting at noon! Come drop by 💞
Your favorite YouTubers and i will be live streaming a Jackbox party TODAY from Noon to Midnight PST on twitch !!!
www.twitch.tv/lolasebastian
tilt.fyi/47cU7asAYd
www.twitch.tv/lolasebastian
tilt.fyi/47cU7asAYd
October 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I will be on this starting at noon! Come drop by 💞
tap, tap. HARIKITTE IKOU!!... tap, tap. HARIKITTE IKOU!!... tap, tap. "Goddamn it why are you sleep deprived!?!!"
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
tap, tap. HARIKITTE IKOU!!... tap, tap. HARIKITTE IKOU!!... tap, tap. "Goddamn it why are you sleep deprived!?!!"
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Walked into my girlfriend's room to wake her up and she was downloading the Riot Games launcher. I couldn't stop her. I'm a failure as a partner.
October 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Walked into my girlfriend's room to wake her up and she was downloading the Riot Games launcher. I couldn't stop her. I'm a failure as a partner.